voorhees123 said:
It is easier for two curious kids to have sex than it is for two curious kids to kill and mutilate hundreds of people.
I was going to say pretty much the same thing. As much as I would like to kick the crap out of all these "protect the children" cockends, the fact of the matter is that it's more likely for someone to see a sex scene and at least have a go than it would be for someone to see grinding, squishy death and subsequently feed next door's cat into a wood-chipper.
That said, I feel that sex / nudity can have it's place in games and, if I am honest, I'd like to see more...because I am a man.
Singles and Singles 2 were "erotic" without being "explicit". Sure they featured full nudity and sex but when the sex was going on, it was going on under the sheets (which rotated through 90 degrees depending on wether it was the full monty or just hand-shandy) or under-water in the jacuzzi. It was basically what most people wanted "The Sims" to be.
Overtly sexual games, which are as tacky as they are laughable, aside, certain games could benefit from it more. Although I didn't reach that point in Mass Effect before I got bored, I'd heard the hype about the hideous, kid-mind-warping sexual content that would make the entire cast of
Anal Rampage collectively vomit. Then I actually heard from someone who actually played the game and explained he'd the only place he'd seen anything less gratuitous was an Amish recruitment video. Plus Yahtzee said "you only get to see around a second of bare arse anyway". I could imagine BioWare getting rather cross about all the hype being about that and not the impressive graphics, mountains of dialogue and the rest that took a lot of hard work, late hours and countless gallons of Red Bull to create.
If you're going to introduce sex into a game properly then it has to be all or nothing and I think RPG's are the best place to start. I've already mentioned Mass Effect and I understand Alpha Protocol is also dabbling with diddling but, because I have played so few modern games, I must come back to Fallout 3.
Considering that there have been a lot of accusing fingers pointed at America and their "good old fashioned values", the irony of tentatively introducing a sexual element into a game set in a retro-futurist world full of 50's "Shangri La", Googie influence is not lost on me.
Most glaringly, there are prostitutes in the game and you can even call on the "services" of one in that she sleeps next to you in the bed you've rented. There are other hints here and there including the Raider "brothel" and allusions to strip-shows in the Evergreen Mills bazaar. Oh and there's the Sexy, Naughty and All-Nighter sleepwears.
Generally speaking, this is fine I suppose and I imagine the people who put this in to be giggling behind their backs like schoolgirls who've just heard a bigger boy say the world "Willy" but it also lends an immaturity to the game - not that it's the only thing that does, but it's there. I mean this is a post-nuclear hell-on-earth in which there are creatures that want to kill / eat / bite / poison you; Super Mutants want to dump you in FEV and mutate your sorry arse (assuming they don't get peckish on the way back to Vault 87); Raider gangs that want to rob you, hump you and kill you (in that order, if you're lucky) and everything else in between.
Now I am not saying that the option to bend Sarah Lyons over a fallen Nuka Cola machine should be an option (not that I'd mind doing that once or twice) but, while the tentative, nervous suggestions and allusions were there, the ultimate but jarring "line drawn here" also hinders as much as it helps. Fair enough it wasn't in Bethesda's remit to make the night with Nova a tad more worth your 120-caps but by limiting it so much it's been left to modders to fill the void and, while I have nude-body packs and the Animated Prostitution mod installed, the latter is too much a swing in the opposite direction. It's all the jaded, sex-starved player (That'd be me) has and that's pretty sad when I think about it.
Too much would detract from the core gameplay but putting so much effort in creating a blasted, scorched, radioative hellhole with no law, order or morality only to gloss over one of the negative results whilst allowing the rest does tend to bugger the illusion somewhat. At least give us a chance to build a relationship with someone...at least Mass Effect has that option!
Turning to the "Violence : Sex" censorship ratio, I found GTA4 to be especially guilty of this. OK so you can steal all manner of vehicles and inflict V8-propelled, bumper-induced death on all manner of squishy (and largely destestable!) members of the public, which you generally can't get away with in real life unless you're really desperate for a place to stay. However, the two strip clubs (one of which boasts "LIVE NUDE!" neon signs) feature girls who start in their underwear and/or tit-tape and actually strip off the square root of fuck all! If that happened in a real life strip-club, you'd ask for your money back! Well I would. Of course you don't HAVE to go into the strip club in GTA4 but when you do, it's for the same reason you'd go into one in real life - to have a girl strip naked in front of you and wriggle on your lap for a few minutes while you convince yourself that she really likes you.
Blimey this post is so long it's turning into an article (Hey Escapist, if you want me to redo this as an article, let's talk because I need the work!)!
I think what I am saying is that, in the right setting and the right context, sex in games can be just as necessary in films and it's all down to choice. If you want sex, sex and more sex, you buy a porn DVD or get Singles 2 (which isn't really that explicit to be honest). If you want a story but crave a little bit of sauce, you get nearly any Hollywood blockbuster on DVD or...get...erm...Alpha Protocol? Mass Effect?
In research for this post-cum-magnum-frigging-opus, I looked into the "Hot Coffee" mod and realised that, while Rockstar (might have) wanted to give players the choice for adult content (or not), they didn't do it very well. DLC's are now becoming more and more popular so why not offer any "adult" (be it more nudity/sex or more ways to extract an enemy's giblets and use them for cricket practice) content as a seperate add-on? That way you have the choice of wether or not you want it in the game. It's just a thought.
Oh and as for that "protecting the children" bullshit? I'm sorry but
I couldn't give two shits about
your children, OK? It says "Mature" / "18" on the box because it's NOT FOR CHILDREN. Don't buy it for them!!! Seriously I know parents who will happily buy a game with a bloody great BBFC "18" roundel on it for their ten-year old kid and then they have the gall to shout and scream about the fact it has disembowelment-related achievements! I put them in the same brackets as the berks who see yet another shooting and blame the gun company rather than the bellend who actually pulled the trigger. OK it can be argued that kids get a hold of the game through "other" methods but that's still not my problem. Or anyone else's.
It's often been said that "Sex Sells" and it's true. Good or bad, slapping a set of knockers on Page 3 did wonders for The Sun's circulation I'm guessing and Jordan didn't get her vast wealth from her witty dialogue (or her singing) did she? That said, it can also be a sign of desparation. A few years back a female friend was most annoyed when her monthly biking magazine suddenly shipped with a scantily-clad woman (as well as a motorbike) on the front cover. As much as I admire the female form, I agreed with her in that it was un-necessary and tacky tinsel with the shallow aim of pulling in a few more readers and this is the biggest pitfall that game producers have to avoid if they want to make that definitive breakthrough for sex in games.
Blending it subtly into the gamplay where appropriate would be tricky but the results could potentially be groundbreaking. Sticking with current form and largely just using it as garnish to keep the nerds happy neatly buggers the dignity (if any) the game may have had and just adds fuel to the fire that gaming as a whole needs to be damping down if it ever wants to be taken seriously.
Wardy
PS Yay for insomnia...