Sure, we don't say the opposite of what we mean; we just tend to lie or go totally silent instead. We're by no means the most annoying sex, but we're still pretty damn aggravating. I went to an all-boys secondary school, and let me tell you, it was almost as confusing as having girls around.Sebenko said:Both.
Though I have no evidence that men are complicated at all. We don't mean the opposite of what we say constantly ("Is something wrong?" "No, which means that there actually is but I won't tell you"), and this concept of "foreplay" is a mystery to me. Is a Quake deathmatch not good enough?
And don't get me started on all the weird stuff they buy. Shoes... and all that stuff to look after their confusing bits. I mean, what the hell is with that?
AFAIK (and I'm no expert), "shoes" are a protective covering to stop the feet from becoming damaged while walking. Now, why they need so many is a puzzle, but I understand the basic theory.