"Wait...Did it just move?."--Oldest food in your fridge.

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crimson5pheonix

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Omnidum said:
crimson5pheonix said:
We must compare results. It appears there are two different possibilities for humanity by way of Jello.
Put a LEGO brick on the Jello and see what happens.
No. I'm trying NOT to interfere.
 

Keylime Pie

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Hmm... * checks. * My dad just cleaned the fridge but I do remember some Paul Newman's salad dressing from 1987. But the oldest thing we have in the pantry is Wheat germ from 1988... I'm have tempted to open it and take a whiff but I'm afraid I might get sucked into another dimension.
 

dukethepcdr

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The oldest thing in my fridge is almost 14 years old this year. It's a bottle of real vanilla extract that I got in Mexico on a trip. I was on a Spring Break trip in college and brought a bottle back with me. It's about 1/3 full. I guess it's still ok since it's the real mccoy and actually has an alcohol content (not the imitation junk you find in most U.S. stores), but haven't used any from it for so long, I'm not sure. The bottle has designs in the glass all over it and looks cool, so I may rinse it out and keep the bottle instead of tossing it if it starts to get gross.

I used to have a jar of home-made jam of uncertain age in my fridge (it was at least two years old since I brought it with me already opened and partly used, when I last moved two years ago), but it started stinking so I threw it out.
 

ffxfriek

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well i found year old spaghetti in the fridge and man o man it was moldy that looked like bridges and in my other fridge we had a gallon of milk un opened for 2 years. ever see green milk? and also in the deep freeze in the bottom is the unknown thats been unmapped and will remain that way till someone braver then I goes to map it. I dont want to get sucked into it for there are things in there at least 10 years old.
 

Twilight_guy

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My grandmother has a bad habit of saving food, never eating it, and then leaving it in the fridge for too long. I've seen stuff in there... stuff that can't be unseen.
 

dalek sec

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smallharmlesskitten said:
crimson5pheonix said:
smallharmlesskitten said:
I too have jello....13 years old
What point in society have they reached?
They have started taking over the Chicken on the other side of the fridge. Interstellar space flight
What!? How dare those puny little humans try and do what my race was meant to do! EX-TER-MIN-ATE the tiny humans!
 

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I have some prehistoric butter somewhere in the back. I think it eats my cheese.
 

smallharmlesskitten

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dalek sec said:
smallharmlesskitten said:
crimson5pheonix said:
smallharmlesskitten said:
I too have jello....13 years old
What point in society have they reached?
They have started taking over the Chicken on the other side of the fridge. Interstellar space flight
What!? How dare those puny little humans try and do what my race was meant to do! EX-TER-MIN-ATE the tiny humans!
The Chicken has been successfully colonised...