WAOA Arena

[Demonjazz]

The goblin was very confused by the manner that Vera spoke "... Is there something wrong with you. Most people don't say end complaint list after they are done complaining" He switched to a different song

Spoiler: Ze song

 

[DotSlash]

[color=00ff99] "I am functioning normally, so the answer is no. I am not a human. Beginning recording." [/color] Vera responded as the second song started.

 

[Demonjazz]

"Your not human? What are you than, you don't look like any nonhuman I've meet" He continued to play his lute

 

[DotSlash]

Vera stayed silent until the goblin finished. [color=00ff99] "I am an android. You are a humanoid." [/color] Figures began to run across Vera's eyes. [color=00ff99] "You are a goblin bard, correct?" [/color]

 

[Demonjazz]

"Goblin, pirate, bard to be exact. Also what's an android anyway. I might add that you have a remarkable resemblance to humans"

 

[DotSlash]

Vera blinked a bit. [color=00ff99] "I'm merely a collection of parts and AI strung together. I was made in the likeness of humans for some reason. I do not know." [/color]

 

[Demonjazz]

"Parts? Like an automaton"

 

[DotSlash]

[color=00ff99] "Yes... like an automaton, provided more advanced." [/color]

 

[Demonjazz]

"Ugh those things creep me out! I ran across an invevitable, one of those winged centaur things!"

 

[DotSlash]

[color=00ff99] "My apologies for 'creeping' you out... Though I do not understand what that function entails." [/color] She blinked as she calmly began replaying the song D-eye had played through a small speaker on her shoulder. [color=00ff99] "Centaur do not exist in my realm. What are they?" [/color]

 

[Demonjazz]

The goblin cringed at the music "Please turn that off. Also centaurs are people with the body of a human from their above their waist and the body of a horse from below"

 

[DotSlash]

[color=00ff99] "Request denied. Increasing volume in protest." [/color] The speaker increased in volume as Vera seemed to bob her head to the music. [color=00ff99] "Chimera description noted. Adding to database. How are these chimera made?" [/color]

 

[Demonjazz]

The goblin cringed more at the music "Please turn that down. As for how they are made... Well you see when a female centaur and a male centaur love each other very much"

 

[DotSlash]

[color=00ff99] "Request denied." [/color] The volume increased again as the android seemed to be smiling, and talking less robotically. [color=00ff99] "Ew, no. I'm not talking about that. If it's a Chimera, shouldn't it be a product of alchemy?" [/color]

 

[Demonjazz]

The goblin ripped off part of his sleeves and jammed the cloth into his ears "Centaurs are not part of alchemy. They are born naturally."

 

[DotSlash]

Vera's normally empty eyes suddenly looked alive and vibrant as she hopped out of her seat and pointed at the goblin somewhat annoyed. [color=00AA44] "Bullshit! I've seen thing struck together like that and they've only been products of alchemy! Those things don't have working reproductive organs!!" [/color]

 

[Demonjazz]

"I'm absolutely certain they are natural, just like satyrs, and dryads"

 

[DotSlash]

[color=00AA44] "Satyrs? Dryads? Wat." [/color] Vera squinted one of her eyes in confusion and disbelief.

 

[Demonjazz]

"Satyrs are half goat, half human. Dryads are tree people, commonly female for some odd reason"

 

[DotSlash]

[color=00AA44] "Huh... Tree girls...? That sounds interesting. Do you have any pictures I could add to my database...? ...Even though you probably don't know what a picture is..." [/color] Vera said, scratching the back of her head a bit.