WBC Pickets my High School

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Start a small militia group, arm them, and get the suprise attack!

END THEM WITH A BULLET! XD

 

[gigastar]

I really hope they get what's coming to them. Not death or anything, but they deserve something.

Eh, speak for yourself. I personally hope a meteor is involved.

Why wait for a meteor shower? Just send up a Kill Sat [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillSat].

 

[Terminate421]

Here's an idea, trick them into thinking that gays are all massing into North Korea, then when they all get there, they'll be shot on sight.

 

[Ldude893]

Give them enough time, they'll be picketing in front of the Magic Kingdom next.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

You know, if you look up their belief system and the scripture they're quoting, they're not technically wrong, even in context. The Bible is pretty disgusting in both the events that take place within it, as well as the message. Seriously, read the book. It's messed up.

This message has been brought to you by atheism. There is no God, and if there was, we should all be screaming in terror.

 

[ninja51]

Ho ho! The funniest part is im positive a couple of them are legitametly into this shit and believe what they're saying

 

[Gitty101]

Wow - I wish I could get to see them picket live, but they're banned from entering the UK...

Ah well, I will just have to use the interwebs to get my daily dose of WBC madness XD

 

[BanthaFodder]

I'd just grab a megaphonem crank it up to 11, run up to em, and scream "FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOU" at the top of my lungs. let em hit me, they'd get put away for it. besides, the hell are a bunch of old, confused white people and skinhead 6 year olds gonna do to me?

seriously though, I'd try and cause them as much pain as legally possible (ie. without me going to jail or being apprehended by officers of the law in any way shape or form)

 

[Zyxx]

Ever since playing Persona 4, I've wanted to buzz these guys while cosplaying as Kanji Tatsumi.
"I'm gonna RENOVATE yer ass!"

Another option is to make some signs of your own: photoshop some pictures of their leader-guy making out with a bunch of dudes. Or FIND said pictures, because we all know that the only people who can possibly hate gays that much are closet cases, and if I were a gambling man, I'd bet good money that Phelps is sitting on a mile-thick stash of queer smut.

In all seriousness, the best bet is of course to not feed the trolls. It's fun to dream, though.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Why two straight dudes? Why not two gay dudes since, you know, they are into that kind of thing.

Gay dudes would be doing it because fuck you this is who we are. Straight dudes would be doing it just because fuck you.
Any discomfort said straight dudes may overcome would serve to distill all the fuck you into a big concentrated go fuck yourself.

I actually struggle to understand why this needs to be explained.

It is not homophobic for a straight men to refuse to kiss another straight men (or gay men for that matter).

Okay. Thank you for this lesson. I have learned and now shall teach others.

 

[Uber Evil]

They were half a mile from me once protesting synagogues since apparently "Judaism supports the homosexual agenda"
CAPTCHA: tionge 455

Ummmmm.....What? What are these peoples major malfunction?

 

[Sandytimeman]

I'm still waiting for the day WBC pushes some crazy mother trucker way to far and he sprays a machine gun across their picket line.

 

[Vausch]

You'd think some sort of investigation would go through with these people so they can stop being called a "church". They're just homophobic a-holes that found a loophole.

Whenever this happens I'm always tempted to just dress up in the most stereotypical gay outfits possible, get a couple people with me then go to a funeral they're at and just dance. It's peaceful protest~

 

[Danglybits]

Get a male friend and make out with him in front of them.
Neither of you have to be gay to enjoy it.

Hah! I hadn't thought about the universal enjoyment of IRL trolling crazy people.

 

[Bobbity]

I hate those fuckers.

No, I really don't have anything else to say on this particular topic.

 

[Iconsting]

As an atheist, a "fag," a student of Florida, and a person who can process a coherent thought, I have but this to say to the WBC:

COME AT ME, BRO!

 

[kasperbbs]

I`m all for free speech but WBC needs to shut the hell up. Still they are a good source of entertaintment, i`ll give them that, nothing is as funny as unintentional stupidity and ignorance.

 

[Grospoliner]

We've all known they're crazy, but usually they've had some sort of a reason for their protests, however twisted they may be. This time, however, I don't see one.

http://www.godhatesfags.com/fliers/20110409_Orlando-FL-High-School.pdf

I don't actually go to this school (I'm in private school), but if I was in the public school system, this is where I'd be going. The school hasn't done anything as far as I've heard. The worst part is that it's located right next to the main entrance of the Universal Studios theme parks. This could possibly cause a bad reputation for the parks to be spread, putting a dent in our tourism-driven economy. I don't see the rationale behind this. Thoughts?

EDIT: Well, they've apparently got a few other protests coming up in my city, as well as in Florida. They're headed to the Kennedy Space Center (?), and I heard on an anti-WBC site that they're also headed to Bishop Moore High, which is a Catholic school.

WBC Picket Schedule: http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html

Bishop Moore: http://team-enabler.tumblr.com/picketdates

Universal Studios and Kennedy Space Center... Is it me, or is this starting to sound like a vacation?

Organize an ad hoc flash mob. To perform same gender deep kissing in front of them.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

"Brutish teachers and hateful parents".

Does anyone else see the massive irony in this?

Irony? Not really. Now hypocrisy. . .