WBC to picket funeral of Ronnie James Dio

[Uncle Muffles]

Good lord...it's people like this that give Christians a bad name. I sincerely apologize for the fanatical lemmings that pretend to share my beliefs.

^^^^^
You win, takin' all the words right out of my mouth.
Sometimes I wonder if they're even Christians in the slightest... o_o
For fuck's sake, so what if he didn't worship God? He helped bring some of the greatest music of all time, and it's not our damn place to judge. People like them just need to die quickly and see how their verdicts are called.

What if at his dying moments, he repented? They don't know what happened during Dio's final breaths. It's radicals such as that who ruin everything, no matter what religion they're apart of. 4Chan without the sad, sad, sad humor.

Exactly. It even seems like they are celebrating the fact that, in their eyes, he is going to burn in Hell forever. That's just wrong. There is, to me, no greater perversion than taking delight in the condemnation of someone's eternal soul. And who are they to judge whether he is even going to Hell? They didn't know him, we don't know him, and that's honestly for him and God to sort out. It's sickening just how many people take on that "holyer-than-thou" stance and decide that they are suddenly the judge and jury for everyone else on the planet. It's because of mindsets like that that so many people think poorly of Christianity.

Gah! For real, broski.
That's mostly the reason I don't talk to most of the family anymore and decided to seek the truth on my own. But there will always be idiots like what you have there; people who think they've got the right to decide whether living, breathing, human beings are fallen or otherwise.

It's just... disheartening. *sigh*
Eventually their bullshitting should end. I hope...

 

[rembrandtqeinstein]

People should show up with ghetto blasters and play "Holy Diver" in the ears of WBC...that would rule.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

They'll keep doing this as long as they get a media reaction. They're like an IRL 4chan.

Oh 4chan is nothing compared to these guys.

What a bunch of fuckwits.

I can't believe this bunch of fanatics haven't been arrested yet.

That's the thing, one of them is a lawyer, so I suspect they're well aware of just how far they can go while still remaining within the law.

 

[Jursa]

Let Dio rest in piece... those a-holes should be shot... the man made some great music in his life.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Can we stop giving them attention now?

While idiots keep on pandering to this crap no.

Until such time as people start realizing that Phelps and his ilk thrive on the kind of hatred they get back from people (it gives their messiahnic self image credence to them) then this kind of thing will continue.

 

[wolfister]

Although this is covered by the first amendment it is still very wrong and very disrespectful to be doing this to the mourners and especially the deceesed. In all fairness the supreme court should strike down this absolutely horrible practice that this group is so well known for doing. In some ways it goes against freedom of religion . So all in all they are using the Bill of Right as a sheild but they dont mind going against it when it doesnt serve there agenda.

 

[tehweave]

Dio died? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? Oh man...

 

[firedfns13]

Fred Phelps is 80. So, just enough time to get a whole bunch of people organised and picket his upcoming funeral, eh?

I like this idea...
I also like the idea of getting a bunch of atheists, metalheads, homosexuals, and anyone else they hate and picket their church.

 

[Sebenko]

They'll keep doing this as long as they get a media reaction. They're like an IRL 4chan.

Oh 4chan is nothing compared to these guys.

At least 4chan is occasionally entertaining. These guys just suck. I hope they get it on film when someone decides to ruin their day.

[quote="firedfns13" post="18.196308.6319484"
I also like the idea of getting a bunch of atheists, metalheads, homosexuals, and anyone else they hate and picket their church.[/quote]

Are you sure we can fit over six billion people into WBC?

 

[Acidwell]

What a bunch of idiots, whatever happened to everyone living in harmony?

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Why would you protest against a funeral. That just seems stupid to me.

Simple, because these are very stupid people. Anyways, I think it's best if we stop giving them attention. Maybe if we ignore them, we won't hear about them as much.

 

[molester jester]

OK seriously now, Why are these people still alive ?

 

[DocBalance]

Gah! For real, broski.
That's mostly the reason I don't talk to most of the family anymore and decided to seek the truth on my own. But there will always be idiots like what you have there; people who think they've got the right to decide whether living, breathing, human beings are fallen or otherwise.

It's just... disheartening. *sigh*
Eventually their bullshitting should end. I hope...

I know what you mean, mate. It's pretty sad. Take heart though, there are still a few of us out there who haven't taken complete leave of our senses. Maybe one day the rest of the world will figure out we aren't all crazies and stop using loons like these irreverent protesting blokes as the figureheads. C'est la vie, eh?

 

[Klarinette]

Erm... Pentagon or Pentagram? Either way, it's not necessarily a symbol of Satan worship. I wish these people would pull their heads out of their asses. (Yes, I'm aware of what a tiny point that was... shhh.)

 

[Rajin Cajun]

Tonight on CNN:

"A violent riot broke out at the funeral of heavy metal icon Ronnie James Dio, when a group of protesters from the westboro baptist church, well known for picketing funerals and other events with hateful slogans such as "God Hates Fags" or "Thank God for 9/11", arrived at the funeral and began shouting hateful words at the grieving family and friends.

The protest group was immediately assaulted by hundreds of enraged Dio and Black sabbath fans. Vicious fighting occurred, and many protesters were killed or injured. Fred Phelps, the pastor of the church was decapitated, and his head was stuck a pike, with the word "asshole" etched into his forehead by a knife. The dead and dying members of the westboro baptist church, we then urinated on and curb stomped.

When the police arrived at the scene, the assessed it and began to congratulate and shake hands with the funeral goers, after the funeral, a massive party occurred, as people of all ages, races and backgrounds got drunk and blasted metal music throughout the city.

The police have stated that no charges will be pressed, and Michael Richardson, the man who killed Fred Phelps, will be given several medals, a banquet in his honor and the key to the city. As for the bodies of the westboro baptist church, they were arranged into a giant pentagram, and set on fire.

and now to Bill with the weather"


We can only hope.....

Hell Yes! \m/

 

[Shockolate]

Just get the biggest fucking amps you can, point at protestors, turn up to 11 and blast the them.

Sorry Westboro, I can't hear over the sound of AWESOME!

Seriously, they can spare just one amp, put it right near them. No one will hear their stupid.

 

[Sethzard]

These people make me sick, express your opinions of them during life, but doing it after they have died is unforgivable, and generally sick.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

They'll keep doing this as long as they get a media reaction. They're like an IRL 4chan.

Oh 4chan is nothing compared to these guys.

At least 4chan is occasionally entertaining. These guys just suck. I hope they get it on film when someone decides to ruin their day.

Except I bet that's what they're counting on.

 

[Airhead]

Making a profession out of pissing people off in the worst ways possible is a lynch waiting to happen.

 

[HT_Black]

I've got a way to deal with this. It'll be a splash.

Step 1: Go to funeral (bring friends, boom boxes, cameras, and Tomboy single's)
Step 2: Wait until the WBC shows up and starts picketing.
Step 3: From inside the crowd, raise boom box above head (after inserting CD) and get attention (sonic feedback should do nicely, if you can create it). You may want to set it to a specific track.
Step 4: Tell your buddy to turn on the camera.
Step 5: Shout "1, 2, 1-2-3-4!" and push play.
Step 6: This happens.
Step 7: ????
Step 8: Profit!

Get the word out people; tell everyone you know.
[HEADING=1]Do it for Dio.[/HEADING]

One of you guys be a pal and get this onto the Chans, wouldya?