We Are Our Avatars IX: Act V: The Sabotage of the Scandolous Saurian Scoundrels (Open)

[Wackymon]

"Because you are an idiot hick torist who seems almost as dumb as Soldier, and zhat is not an easy feat!" Medic said, "And it vaz only twice, and not like it hurt that much!"

 

[Demonjazz]

"I am a soldier!... Sort of!... Shut up!"

 

[Wackymon]

"Oh, yes, a soldier in mideval times, vhat vit all the twelve hours of military training zou got from ze captain, and zhen being sent into the meat grinder to burn villages to the ground, whoop de-doot, look aht oos, ve are so vunderful, DUMKOFF, zhou have no EXPIRIANCE in var!" the medic shouted.

 

[Drakmorg]

"Whelp, can't say I didn't give him fair warning."

Vicky performed some minor stretches with her right arm for show. She then charged at the Medic, jumping at the last second to perform a jump kick.

 

[Gearhead mk2]

Samus signed, went inside Sharas ship, and hoped they wouldn't kill each other.

OoC: I'm off.

 

[Demonjazz]

"I'm a soldier for hire! I ain't never been in no war! I ain't no separatist or republic scum!"

 

[Wackymon]

"Vhell, I gu-"
He was then kicked to the ground, landing face first.
Again.
Seriously, Medic needs to find a way to keep that from happening.
"... Vi should haf seen zhat coming..." he grumbled as he got up.

 

[Drakmorg]

Vicky looked around for the Medic's crossbow. If she had knocked it out of his hands by kicking him, she'd simply pick it up. If he was still holding onto it, she grab it and try to pry it away from him.

 

[Demonjazz]

"Serves ya right."

 

[Wackymon]

The crossbow would be on the ground, having been thrown to the side by the kick to the face.
"Oh shut up!" medic cried at Dace.
"Do you VANT me to blow up your heart?"

 

[Zepherus14]

"No wait Victoria you don't have to- [sub]do that...[/sub]" Sophia winced slightly as Victoria whaled on Medic, her tone not soundly like she was angry at Victoria's actions, but still a bit reluctant for someone else to beat the tar out of someone else for her own good.

 

[Drakmorg]

Vicky swung the crossbow like a club at the Medic, aiming to strike him in the head with the butt of it.

 

[Wackymon]

Medic, predictibly, cried out in pain at having a large blunt object bashed into his head, however, it did resault in it discharging into her arm.
She would near-immediately feel the need to go to the bathroom.

 

[Drakmorg]

Vicky was holding the crossbow with her left arm, and the bolt deflected harmlessly off of the metal. After striking the Medic, she would break the crossbow over her knee and toss the bits to the ground.

 

[Wackymon]

"Oh come on! Zhat vas a valuable piece of medical equipment!" he cried.

 

[Drakmorg]

"Last warning. I see or hear you step out of line [b]one more time[/b] and you won't get a chance for another after that."

Vicky glared at the Medic, pointing two of her fingers at her eyes, then pointing her hand towards the Medic in the quintessential "I'm watching you" gesture. She then very slowly dragged her left thumb across her throat, crossing the large scar along it and never breaking eye contact. She then turned and walked away.

 

[Demonjazz]

"How canna gun be important to medicine?"

 

[Wackymon]

Medic slowly got up when Vicky dismounted, "Et vas a long-distance medical dispersal device, very good at applying healing AND hurting from any distance, very, VERY useful vhen Soldier is falling from ze sky, or Demo, or Scout overextended again, or if a sniper is trying to kill me. I've had zhem loaded vith laxatives for you, and subuants for combat." The Medic said, "Eet might look like a crossbow, but eet's joost a regulah syringe gun." he said. "And vhile I might be skilled at killing vit it, I vansn't intending to do so."

Spoiler: An image of it, should have posted it ages ago

 

[Demonjazz]

"... So does anyone on your team actually have names?"

 

[Wackymon]

"Vhell, yes, but it's part of our contract zhat ve do not use zhem on za job." he said.