We Are Our Avatars IX: Act V: The Sabotage of the Scandolous Saurian Scoundrels (Open)

[ShindoL Shill]

[color=003399]"Actually, I kinda would. I'd prefer you just keep me alive, though."[/color] Joel replied, following the directions the GPS gave.

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The mechanic began leading Spy towards a submarine, trembling nervously. As they moved away from the fighting and towards the sea, the number of soldiers nearby dwindled fast. Alarms were still blaring nearby, and some of the soldiers were moving towards a nearby ship, possibly planning to cut the mercenaries off if they stole a ship.

[hr]

The soldiers looked utterly terrified by the inhumanly agile Scout charging towards them. Both attempted to swear when the Scout got to them, only to be silenced by a mouthful of bullet each.

 

[username sucks]

The Spy quickly slit his hostage's throat, then cloaked and made his way to the engine room of the ship that the soldiers were boarding. He uncloaked, still disguised as a mechanic, then placed an electro-Sapper on the engine. He then tried to make his way off the ship, relying on his disguise since his cloak needed to recharge.

Not wanting to take the time off of killing necessary to reload, soldier pulled out an army shovel and charged at the Chinese soldiers.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Exactly." Sophia agreed with EMily, although by her tone it would be evident she would have worded her response slightly differently. Mark then realized that since it was like August or something in the thread, Russia wouldn't be very cold at all, and there wouldn't have been any snow on the ground, moreover there wouldn't be any need to radiating heat because it was actually at its lowest around 13.5C.

Thus Sophia did not have boots on, and her coat was only hanging on her shoulders.

 

[Outisakanobody]

Seras nodded, smiling. "I am strong though. Not sure how I can demonstrate though." she said, tapping her chin.

 

[Slenn]

EMily nodded to Sophia.

Gwen sighed and crossed her arms.
<color=purple>"Hmmmm. I just hope we're not going to run into any conflict before meeting Heavy again."

 

[Demonjazz]

The Scout looked around for the soldiers for a second before spotting one and taking out his bat. He got out a baseball and bounced a couple times while saying "Hey Batter, hey better, 'ey batter! SWING! before launching a ball that would surely knock one of the soldiers out.
Engy and Pyro continued to do their thing.

 

[Random berk]

"I'd challenge you to an arm wrestling match." Steve laughed. "But it would seem a bit weird, not to mention that we haven't got a suitable table. I suppose I'll see what you're capable of in the field soon. I get the distinct impression that we'll have to expect resistance on this operation."

 

[username sucks]

Miss Pauling walked to the cockpit of Dave's ship, waving at Dave as she saw him. "Hi. Could you please take us here?" she asked, pointing to a destination marked 'Sniper's house' on a map.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Again? You've met him before?" Sophia asked Gwen, actually a bit surprised to hear the news. "Is Heavy some sort of wrestler?"

 

[Demonjazz]

Dave Said nothing and started up the ship and took off.

 

[username sucks]

"Ze Heavy has wrestled bears, actually." Medic chimed in on Sophia's question.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The sapper began slowly disabling the ship. Spy would manage to get off the ship in the confusion, without any hassle.

[hr]

The Scout successfully knocked out one soldier with his baseball, leading some soldiers to believe this pack of lunatics were demons of some sort. The Pyro setting everything and everyone on fire didn't do much to convince them otherwise.

In the chaos and panic, Soldier would be able to get in a good few brainings before the gunfire was focused on him, as he and Pyro were showing themselves to be the most destructive.

The Sentry Gun managed to pick off a couple of guards who thought they were being smart by circling around behind the mercenaries.

 

[Slenn]

"I found him in Japan. Last time I saw him was at a hotel. He carries a huge minigun that he's named. Ironically it's something that I understand completely. Naming your gun at least."

 

[username sucks]

Soldier took a couple bullets to the gut, but it didn't seem to bother him much. In fact, he stood in place and began shooting at the Chinese soldiers with his shotgun, smiling the whole time. "These wounds are extremely painful, but they only make me stronger! Pain is weakness, leaving the body!"

The threat of the ship dealt with, Spy made his way to the submarine and attempted to enter.

 

[Outisakanobody]

"Probably." Seras said.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Like bears bears?" Sophia repeated, finding it a bit shocking a person was wrestling real bears. "But sure, that makes more sense, the you knowing him, and him naming his gun. How was he then?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

By this point, what few soldiers were even alive had started running away. Those that tried to escape the base were mostly killed by the Sentry, but the ones who were more on-fire went for the water.

Spy would find himself able to enter the submarine, where a few mechanics and crewmen were hiding.

 

[Slenn]

"He didn't talk much. Spoke very few words because English is a second language to him. He had a deep Russian voice that spoke with a lot of volume."

 

[Demonjazz]

Scout decided to bring out his bat and crushed in the heads of anyone unlucky enough to stand in the way. While doing so he said "Bonk! You're dead!"
Seeing that they all did a good job cleaning up the base all the others went towards where they thought the sub was.

 

[username sucks]

Once Spy found the crew members, lit up a cigarette and took a deep breath, blowing the smoke towards the terrified people. "Prepare the submarine. If you leave without me, you will regret it." he said, before disabling his disguise and walking outside to get the rest of the mercenaries.

"Spy! Why do you not have the sandwich that we were ordered to get?!"

"Sandwich? What the.. We came to take an actual submarine, not a submarine sandwich you imbecile! Never mind, just get the rest of the team..."