We Are Our Avatars IX: Act V: The Sabotage of the Scandolous Saurian Scoundrels (Open)

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Demonjazz

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"I'm going the right way now! I'm going the right way!"He said while avoiding Soldiers meaty hands trying to strangle him
 

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"Oh really? Well, I know that feeling. Of being small and weak I mean. Well, I guess I'm still small... " Seras said, grinding her foot into the floor.
 

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Sophia got into the truck next to Alain, blowing into her hands. "I guess I have a better idea... I don't like it." She said as she seat belted herself too. "Let's just go before someone catches us alright?" She pleaded with Joel as the sisters got in the car as well.
 

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"It's nothing to be ashamed of." Steve smiled. Truth be told, he thought Seras's petite frame was endearing, though he didn't say it.
 

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[color=003399]"You probably did."[/color] Joel said to the Medic. Once everyone was in, Joel began driving away. If the car had a GPS system, he would request that the Medic set it to the approximate location Heavy's house was, handing the map over so Medic would know where it was.

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Phaesan also moved through the ship, taking a little more time to identify what she was taking from the ship to avoid overloading the Skyranger with a lot of the same thing.
 

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"You think that about everyone who doesn't eat steak everyday!" Scout said grumbling. After ten wrong turns, three attempts at Scout's life, one bathroom break, and five attempts of Soldier trying to neck snap the locals, the team of mercenaries finally got too the outside gates of the military base.
 

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Surprisingly, when a handful of idiots in a stolen car pulled up outside the military base, the guards weren't very happy. They demanded the mercenaries explain what they were doing on the naval base, with guns at the ready.
 

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"We... Uh... Got lost! We're tourists trying too find our way to... The tower thing! Ain't that right Jane Doe!" He said reaching back and hitting sliding his baseball bat that was on his arm rest back and 'Accidentally' hitting soldier in the gut.
 
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"I will handle this, gentlemen. Please, drive away and try to avoid dying." Spy told the other mercenaries, before cloaking and leaving the car through an open window so that the door didn't look like it opened on its own.

"Let's kill some commies!" Soldier yelled as he got out of the car, soon following up by firing a rocket at the group of guards.
 

ShindoL Shill

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Scout's lie seemed to work on the guards, but since they had exploded it was a little hard to tell. Either way, it probably wouldn't work on the next set of men with guns, who had already started running over.
 

Demonjazz

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Seeing Soldier try to kill people Scout shrugged and got out his gun and shoot at the guards "Diplomacy is for wimps any way!
Engie had gotten out of the car and opened up the trunk and brought a tool box sentry gun out of it.
Pyro was gleefully shouting from under his mask while he pulled out his flamethrower and attempted to set everything on fire!
 
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Soldier fired the remaining three rockets in his weapon at the incoming guards. "That is the taste of freedom, you Stalin-worshipping Nazis!"

Spy remained cloaked and made full use of the distraction that soldier was causing, sneaking inside the base and disguising as a submarine mechanic before becoming visible again.
 

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The Stalin-worshiping Nazis spread further out when they saw the Soldier aim at them, two barely managing to dive out of the way before the rockets exploded behind them. After recovering, they rose to their knees and opened fire, only to be killed quickly by the Scout.

The Spy's disguise worked perfectly, in part due to to the soldiers flipping the ever-loving fuck out and running towards almost-certain doom.
 
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Medic put the destination in the GPS of the car, then looked at Joel. "What if you happen to die in battle? Would you have anything against me running experiments on your corpse?"
 

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The sisters piled into the car, all into the back seats.

"Medic, with all due respect, now's not the time to be asking on experimenting on people. We're here to get Heavy and onto the Australium."
 
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Spy made sure that nobody was watching, then snuck up behind an actual submarine mechanic and put his knife against the man's throat. "Lead me to a submarine. Make it quick, and maybe you'll survive. Maybe." Spy said, his disguise kit automatically translating what he said to Chinese.
 

Demonjazz

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Scout drunk a can of Bonk! The Atomic punch. He ran towards the guards seemingly dodging every single bullet, explosion, and weapon in sight. He seemed to have actually timed the drink perfectly as it worn off by the time he got to the guards and fired two rounds towards their face!
Engy simply set up his sentry gun.
Pyro well he just continued to set fire to everybody. He was quite happy to spread of gift of death and destruction to everybody.
 

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Soon enough, the squad had gathered that which was possible to get on the Skyranger and were ready to head home. The dropship took off once they were on board, unusually slowly. It turned north, and headed back to XCOM HQ.