We Are Our Avatars IX: Act V: The Sabotage of the Scandolous Saurian Scoundrels (Open)

[Zepherus14]

"Alright, very bad angry bear!" Sophia said as she readjusted her glasses, seeing the bear now barreling towards them. "I thought animals were supposed to only be aggressive if you were on their territory or if you messed with their babies?!" She said as she started building up chocolate, the small orb quickly engorging while staying behind the car for the moment.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Joel waited until the bear was close, then pulled the trigger. With a loud bang, the Murasama came out of the sheath, fast, in a long upward, angled arc. At the same time, he activated the blade to increase its cutting power.

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Matilda followed the others to the submarine and got in.

Spoiler: OOC

Today's conveniently appropriate captcha; down the hatch

 

[username sucks]

The bear fell to the ground in two pieces. It was quite dead.

"That bear was baby!" Heavy yelled at Joel.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Joel deactivated the sword and wiped the blood off on the bear's fur, before returning it to its sheath. [color=003399]"Let's get out of here before something worse shows up."[/color] Joel said as he got back into the truck.

 

[Outisakanobody]

Seras, Faro, and Sniper all got in the sub. Seras and Faro were actually somewhat excited, as they had never been in a sub before.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Joel, look out!" Sophia exclaimed as the bear had gotten closer and closer, the anxiousness of Joel just staring down the large bear. Just as the bear got within Joel's melee range, she flinched as she closed her eyes and looked away. When she finally looked back the car was obscuring the ground but she was still able to see that the two halves of the bear weren't close enough to be a full bear anymore. "Oh god." She said, a bit in shock of the whole thing.

 

[Slenn]

<color=green>"Eeeeep!" Winona squealed.

EMily had an electric charge build up in her palms, the smell of ozone permeating from her. But she soon discharged it as the bear was cut in two.
Glad that wasn't me that killed it then.
"Are we ready to go now?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

[color=003399]"I think so. If we get hungry on the return trip, we can pick something up on the way. I don't mind stealing you guys food."[/color] Joel said as he waited for everyone to get into the car.

 

[Gearhead mk2]

Samus and Kenna hopped into the sub with the others. Samus felt a bit at home, the submarine not being too far from the interior of a spaceship.

 

[Slenn]

The sisters got themselves comfortable back in the car.

 

[username sucks]

Alain and medic got in the car.

"Eh. The mother bear will be upset you killed it's baby, but maybe we leave quick and avoid." The Heavy said as he tried to find a place to fit in the car with everyone else. He did not succeed.

"You only brought one car for all of us? How do you think this will work?!" Zhanna yelled at Joel from outside the driver's door.

A few seconds after Zhanna finished talking, another bear roared in the distance. At least six other bears roared afterwards, as if in response. "The mama bear is angry. She brings family."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

[color=003399]"Don't you have a car of your own?"[/color] Joel asked.

 

[username sucks]

Miss Pauling got in the sub with everyone else, then found the engineer. "Engy, can you pilot this thing? I can tell already that Soldier killed the crew you kidnapped."

"What? That was supposed to be a surprise! How did you know?"

"Because they were your hostages. You always kill hostages, Soldier."

 

[username sucks]

"We have everything we need in the wilderness. I need no car." Heavy said.

A bear roar echoed through the mountains again, this time much closer. In the distance, nine bears could be seen running towards the group. Three of these bears were about the same size as the ones Joel killed, while the others were much bigger. The biggest one, in the back of the horde, was easily three times as big as the smallest, bigger than any other bears on the planet. Sadly, the Guinness World Records people weren't here to see it.

 

[Slenn]

<color=brown>"EMily and Gwen will gladly ride on top of the car."
"Wha?! On top of it?"
<color=brown>"Use magnetic and gravity grips to keep yourself fixed."
EMily was still a bit panic stricken.
"I have no doubt that will work. But I'm sure we're violating 15 laws in Russia by doing so."
<color=brown>"At this point there's a bunch of bears coming our way."
"Fair point." She said hastily, and the two of them got out of the car for Heavy to get in. They climbed on top and Gwen sat in EMily's lap.
"Hopefully we are not going to be going highway speeds on this thing."

 

[Demonjazz]

MOVED DOWN!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

[color=003399]"This seems unsafe."[/color] Joel said as the two sisters climbed on top of the car. Once everyone, except those tow, was in, Joel began driving back to Moscow. EMily's hopes were quickly dashed because Joel wanted to get away from the enormous bears as fast as possible.

 

[username sucks]

Heavy and Zhanna got in the car. Heavy took up two seats because he is giant man. He also insisted that Sasha got her own seat.

One epic chase through the forest later, the car escaped the bears.

"We should have fought bears. I haven't wrestled bear in while."

 

[Slenn]

Gwen began an energy exchange with EMily. And her sister's hands were producing a great magnetic grip on the car.
"Waaaaaaaaaa!" She yelled outwards. She and Gwen laid on top of the car instead of sitting on it to reduce drag. Gwen was hugging EMily tight around the back as her sister's hands were magnetically gripping the car as best she could.

<color=purple>"You can slow down anytime soon, Joel. I think we're away from the bears." Gwen called down.

 

[Gearhead mk2]

"You killed the hostages?" Samus asked, steel in her tone.
"What the fuck, man?!"