We Are Our Avatars IX: Act V: The Sabotage of the Scandolous Saurian Scoundrels (Open)
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Joanna had had to repress a giggle as Matilda described Samus as 'clanky and robotic'. Now that they were getting off of the ship and entering a city deep under the water, her smile was long gone. She disembarked the sub while gazing nervously around at her surroundings.
Steve left the sub as well, pleased to get away from the Mercs.
Steve left the sub as well, pleased to get away from the Mercs.
"...How do you recognize me?" Sniper asked, looking a little dubious.
Seras and Faro decided to stay in the sub.
Seras and Faro decided to stay in the sub.
"It's the family resemblance, Mun-Dee! Now tell me, how did you ever get back from space? And where did you find these people?" Sniper's dad asked the Sniper.
An old woman staggered in the room, holding a glass of wine. "Your rocket probably never even made it to space, you idiot. Just like how the surface probably was never covered in magma."
"Make the family reunion quick, people. We're here on business."
An old woman staggered in the room, holding a glass of wine. "Your rocket probably never even made it to space, you idiot. Just like how the surface probably was never covered in magma."
"Make the family reunion quick, people. We're here on business."
"Well dad, I never did get to...space. I landed in australia. These people came looking for me to help them, and I came to find you two." Sniper explained. "We should all just get out of here and back to the surface."
"But Mun-Dee, my calculations proved that magma would wipe out all life on land twenty years ago! Only the oceans are safe!"
"What? But... my calculations..."
"Um, hi, Mr. Bill-Bel. If I could butt in for just a second here, have you noticed a big pile of yellow rocks around here? They're pretty worthless, but my employer has a crazy fondness for them." Miss Pauling asked Sniper's dad.
"What? Oh, yes. Right over in that room." Bill-Bel directed, pointing towards a supply closet.
"Thank you!" Miss Pauling said. She entered the supply closet and began filling an empty box with the yellow rocks, which were actually Australium!
"Um, hi, Mr. Bill-Bel. If I could butt in for just a second here, have you noticed a big pile of yellow rocks around here? They're pretty worthless, but my employer has a crazy fondness for them." Miss Pauling asked Sniper's dad.
"What? Oh, yes. Right over in that room." Bill-Bel directed, pointing towards a supply closet.
"Thank you!" Miss Pauling said. She entered the supply closet and began filling an empty box with the yellow rocks, which were actually Australium!
Scout was barely containing his laughter at all since the beginning of the conversation. When he heard that the man had no idea how valuable Australium was he couldn't help but just crack up. "Bwhahaha! All of you New Zealanders are idiots!AHAHAHAH! Tha-That old yellow rock is-! AHAHAHAH! You know what it's funnier to just not tell you what it is!"
Miss Pauling left the closet carrying a box full of "yellow rocks" just in time to hear the Scout. "Scout, I am going to kill you later."
"Oh, well... I knew that those rocks are valuable! I am a scientist, after all! I'm just being generous! But I will want them back, anyway."
"Yeah, that isn't going to-" Miss Pauling started to say, before she was interrupted as the whole building shook from something hitting it. "Uhh, guys? I think Grey might have found us..."
"Oh, well... I knew that those rocks are valuable! I am a scientist, after all! I'm just being generous! But I will want them back, anyway."
"Yeah, that isn't going to-" Miss Pauling started to say, before she was interrupted as the whole building shook from something hitting it. "Uhh, guys? I think Grey might have found us..."
[color=003399]"I don't think she really knew, either. I'll go look for a shooting range to practice with this."[/color] Joel said, taking out the Baby Face's Blaster.
The building shook again as something slammed into the building again, this time making small cracks in the wall that streams of water started shooting from. "I don't think that's going to help, Scout! Everyone to the sub, NOW!" Miss Pauling yelled, getting in the submarine's hatch with the Australium.
"No, don't go! This building is indestructible! My calculations prove it!"
"No, don't go! This building is indestructible! My calculations prove it!"
"I will go shooting too. Sasha wants to shoot. Follow me." Heavy told Joel. He would walk outside and towards a shooting range, where cardboard cutouts of the different kinds of Grey Mann's robots were lined up.
"Alrighty then. Have fun." She waved off to Joel.
<color=brown>"Let's review some our physics while we wait."
The sisters sat down and all brought out their weapons, which displayed a holographic screen showing an electronic textbook.
<color=brown>"Let's review some our physics while we wait."
The sisters sat down and all brought out their weapons, which displayed a holographic screen showing an electronic textbook.
"Well your calculations were wrong you idiot! Come with us if you want to live" Scout said easily jumping into the sub.
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So while I was taking the last sickly puff of my cigarette, people started jumping into the sub like crazy men. Something must have happened, so I had my hand close to my gun, and my vials of magic.
"Hey! What's going on!? Some guys attacking us or something? The building collapsing? Mob of angry New Zealenders?... All three at once?"
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So while I was taking the last sickly puff of my cigarette, people started jumping into the sub like crazy men. Something must have happened, so I had my hand close to my gun, and my vials of magic.
"Hey! What's going on!? Some guys attacking us or something? The building collapsing? Mob of angry New Zealenders?... All three at once?"
Joel looked around, then said, [color=003399]"These robots all kinda look like you guys. You, the Medic, the Engineer..."[/color] Joel pointed at the cutouts while listing the mercenary it resembled. Once he had finished, he raised the shotgun and fired a test shot at a Scout-bot cutout.
"My calculations are flawless! These leaks are merely an illusion!" Bill-Bel said, walking up towards one of the leaks. "The water feels real, but is it really? No! My calculations say tha-" Bill-Bel began, but was interrupted as a giant Heavy-bot's fist crashed through the wall and bashed his face in, splashing brains and blood all over as well as causing water to rush into the room much faster.
"Hell, I was planning a murder-suicide anyway. I'll just stay here and it will pretty much be the same thing." Sniper's mom, Lar-Nah said. She began drinking directly from her bottle of wine, making no move to run to the submarine.
"Hell, I was planning a murder-suicide anyway. I'll just stay here and it will pretty much be the same thing." Sniper's mom, Lar-Nah said. She began drinking directly from her bottle of wine, making no move to run to the submarine.
The Baby Face's Blaster had a very large spread, even for a shotgun. Only two pellets made contact with his target. After he hit the cutout, Joel might notice that he felt slightly more agile.
"The Grey Mann is smart, but not creative. We were only good fighters he had seen, so he used us as robot design. But the metal men are still no match for REAL men and our weapons. Is that not right, Sasha?" Heavy said, before revving up his minigun and shooting a hail of bullets at all of the cutouts.
If Joel happened to look to his left, he would see that one of Grey Mann's carriers was just coming over a hill in the distance, heading straight towards them and the super secret base.
"The Grey Mann is smart, but not creative. We were only good fighters he had seen, so he used us as robot design. But the metal men are still no match for REAL men and our weapons. Is that not right, Sasha?" Heavy said, before revving up his minigun and shooting a hail of bullets at all of the cutouts.
If Joel happened to look to his left, he would see that one of Grey Mann's carriers was just coming over a hill in the distance, heading straight towards them and the super secret base.