"What? A battle? No matter, if I wasn't hired it's not my problem. What happened? Who was involved, because I doubt it was just you." the Merc asked.
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"Do you want the long version or the short version?" Joe glanced over at two of the Joes readying their puppets.
The Merc looked at the puppet-wielding stickmen. "Long version. Another beer, please."
This night is going to get a lot longer, and possibly violent.
POSSIBLY violent? You killed a random guy for no reason other than he was arbitrarily chosen.
To be fair, he also owed me 200 yen.
Great. You realise you probably incinerated his money!?
Shut the fuck up.
This night is going to get a lot longer, and possibly violent.
POSSIBLY violent? You killed a random guy for no reason other than he was arbitrarily chosen.
To be fair, he also owed me 200 yen.
Great. You realise you probably incinerated his money!?
Shut the fuck up.
And thus the Merc was treated to a pleasure of the senses. He was introduced to the tyrannous Rugal, the man that wanted to take over this world. He saw the epic battle Alek, Jumbo Joe, and the others had against Godzilla.
The Merc saw the destruction Rugal's plans to bring his armies into this world, Preginald's wonderous song that melted the hearts of many, and the final battle that ended with Rugal's death at the hands of the Heroes.
The bartender simply stared at the scene. "Could all of that just happened?! There's no way!?" he thought.
Joe looked back at the Merc. "If you want the rest of the story, it'll be $15.99." Handing him a dvd. "OR you could buy me another orange juice. I don't have money..."
The Merc saw the destruction Rugal's plans to bring his armies into this world, Preginald's wonderous song that melted the hearts of many, and the final battle that ended with Rugal's death at the hands of the Heroes.
The bartender simply stared at the scene. "Could all of that just happened?! There's no way!?" he thought.
Joe looked back at the Merc. "If you want the rest of the story, it'll be $15.99." Handing him a dvd. "OR you could buy me another orange juice. I don't have money..."
The Merc was impressed. "These others... where are they? And what's that Joel guy's problem? What's he up to right now?"
Returning to the tower Swiftrunner found something that he never expected to see again in his life. The Lady of the Forest waited in the middle of the room for him.
"Swiftrunner" she said "what have you done?"
The calmness of the statement unnerved him. "What would you have me do Lady? I though my self lost of you forever." He fell to his knees in reverance.
"I was never of your world Swiftrunner." She continued "The fade stretches across all dimensions and I followed this one to bring you home but instead I find this..." She gestured to the werewolves around the room "you willingly inflicted the curse on others who were undeserving."
Swiftrunner was shocked at the sudden retort from the ancient spirit but he had resided himself to his fate long before, the second he infected an undeserving human he was lost to the forest. "What will become of me Lady?" He asked. "I acted on my own vengeance and rage against those who once called me ally."
Turning away the Lady spoke again. "You have matters of honour to settle Swiftrunner, find your peace in this world and you can return to yours." Turning back again to Swiftrunner the immense kindness in her eyes was overbearing but so was her bloodlust for the Lady of the Forest is nature personified: Beatiful and Savage, Caring and cruel.
"You shall dwell in the ruins of this island until your matters are settled. I will remain also to watch over this new pack you have created as they have yet to learn there names."
Swiftrunner didn't care about anything of this world anymore his Lady had returned and he had been offered a chance at redemption. "As you wish Lady" said Swiftrunner and withdrew himself to think on what had occured while the Lady set about to make amends.
"Swiftrunner" she said "what have you done?"
The calmness of the statement unnerved him. "What would you have me do Lady? I though my self lost of you forever." He fell to his knees in reverance.
"I was never of your world Swiftrunner." She continued "The fade stretches across all dimensions and I followed this one to bring you home but instead I find this..." She gestured to the werewolves around the room "you willingly inflicted the curse on others who were undeserving."
Swiftrunner was shocked at the sudden retort from the ancient spirit but he had resided himself to his fate long before, the second he infected an undeserving human he was lost to the forest. "What will become of me Lady?" He asked. "I acted on my own vengeance and rage against those who once called me ally."
Turning away the Lady spoke again. "You have matters of honour to settle Swiftrunner, find your peace in this world and you can return to yours." Turning back again to Swiftrunner the immense kindness in her eyes was overbearing but so was her bloodlust for the Lady of the Forest is nature personified: Beatiful and Savage, Caring and cruel.
"You shall dwell in the ruins of this island until your matters are settled. I will remain also to watch over this new pack you have created as they have yet to learn there names."
Swiftrunner didn't care about anything of this world anymore his Lady had returned and he had been offered a chance at redemption. "As you wish Lady" said Swiftrunner and withdrew himself to think on what had occured while the Lady set about to make amends.
"Other than Mr. Lizard, I got no idea. Most of the Joes already left to their own particular 2D-planes."
"As for Joel, someone must have peed in his cheerios when he was a kid, no one could understand that guy..."
"As for Joel, someone must have peed in his cheerios when he was a kid, no one could understand that guy..."
OOC: Finally! A chance to join! And it's soooo perfect.
Groaning, a man lifted his head off the hard, wooden table it had been laying on. He was awoken by all the sudden commotion and noise that filled the...'wait...where...' He waited for his eyes to come into focus. Looking around he could tell he was in a bar of some kind "But that doesn't make sense..." he muttered. "The last thing I remember is drinking with Grant...after that..." He suddenly found it hard to concentrate as two men at a table next to him were conversing. Glancing over he saw one man with very strange garb and the other man... "What in gods name...?" he said with equal parts intrigue and horror as he looked on at some type of humanoid lizard. He couldn't help but stare at it especially.
Groaning, a man lifted his head off the hard, wooden table it had been laying on. He was awoken by all the sudden commotion and noise that filled the...'wait...where...' He waited for his eyes to come into focus. Looking around he could tell he was in a bar of some kind "But that doesn't make sense..." he muttered. "The last thing I remember is drinking with Grant...after that..." He suddenly found it hard to concentrate as two men at a table next to him were conversing. Glancing over he saw one man with very strange garb and the other man... "What in gods name...?" he said with equal parts intrigue and horror as he looked on at some type of humanoid lizard. He couldn't help but stare at it especially.
OOC: you don't know how right you are.Zepherus14 said:
then his sister died, he thought it was his brother, also thought that they thought it was him and then was put into a mental hospital. where he was apparently raped.
Joe looks over at the man. "What? Never seen a stickman before?" Joe looks at the barkeep. "More orange juice please!"Outisakanobody said:
OoC: Welcome to Escapist btw, I was in your shoes only a week ago... =P
My character is Joe the stick man on the right of my avatar, He's 2D btw
Did you draw these btw or is it from something?
He then saw what looked like a 2D drawing come to life...several actually. And they were all telling a fantastic and ridiculous story of battles and betrayal and ribs. "Well that settles it. I've gone insane...again." he said to himself causally.
They're from Concession, by Immelmann.Zepherus14 said:
http://concessioncomic.com/
It's actually a good story, but be warned that about 100 comics in it turns from gag-a-day comedy to pretty fucked up stuff.
OOC: Oh I know exactly who you are. I read through 49 pages of posts on this thread so I could be caught up on everything. Then a bunch MORE pages, waiting for an opportunity to join in. But...worth it.
"I...excuse me..." he said as the stick figure addresses him.
"I...excuse me..." he said as the stick figure addresses him.
OoC: So you've been reading along! I didn't mention ribs =P
"That's ok, I've been insane most of my life, I think... Still don't get this depth thing." Joe replied.
"Yeah..." the other two Joes nodded in agreement.
"That's ok, I've been insane most of my life, I think... Still don't get this depth thing." Joe replied.
"Yeah..." the other two Joes nodded in agreement.
Preginald walks into the bar, "Thanks for just leaving me behind Joe, your legs are longer than mine in case you didn't know. Took me nearly hour to find where you had gone after I lost you in that crowd. Not to mention that I nearly got kidnapped about a few dozen times. So who's your new friend?" Preginald sits next to Joe.
OOC: Well I...I just asummed...uh...yeah...but I really did do all that reading to catch up. I just happened to skip your recap post because...never mind...
"Right. Well it's nice to meet you...I suppose."
"Right. Well it's nice to meet you...I suppose."
The Merc watched Preginald enter. "Right. It's a GameBoy or some shit. What?"
"I...either need to stop drinking...or drink MUCH more..."
"Seconded. SOME RUM!" the Merc replied.
"I...either need to stop drinking...or drink MUCH more..."
"Seconded. SOME RUM!" the Merc replied.
And now there was some sort of talking box with limbs and a top hat talking to him. "I...either need to stop drinking...or drink MUCH more..."
"Was wondering where you got off to, what if I wanted to play TWEWY again?"
"Well this guy thinks he's insane and THIS guy was going to pay for my orange juice... Right?" Joe gives a huge smile in the Mercs direction.
"Well this guy thinks he's insane and THIS guy was going to pay for my orange juice... Right?" Joe gives a huge smile in the Mercs direction.
The Merc gave the Joe a piercing stare. "Fine. As long as you hire me for private security for the cost of your orange juices. Each. That also means you buy my drinks, because I fucking said so."
I see you took 'How To Make Friends and Alienate People' to heart.
Fuck off.
Nope.
I'm not trying to make fucking friends.
Ooh, look at Mr Dark and Mysterious.
Shut up.
I see you took 'How To Make Friends and Alienate People' to heart.
Fuck off.
Nope.
I'm not trying to make fucking friends.
Ooh, look at Mr Dark and Mysterious.
Shut up.