Addressing Joe, "I appreciate your thanks, and comparing me to a super nintendo is a greater honor for me than you will ever know. Now put me down before I have to shoot you."
Addressing Merc, "No unfortunately, my neighbor Richard DSworth managed to get his hands on every last copy that still exists in my dimension. I have however managed to obtain every existing copy of every Mario game, and you better believe I take every chance I get to rub that smug bastard's face in that fact."