WE ARE OUR AVATARS (One of a kind Rp)

[Outisakanobody]

"So the United States has been attacked by Russia. Hmm, that could prove problematic." Will said. Russia, at least as he understood it, was a backward and antiquated country in many respects, but they were still dangerous. "And I don't know if this is the best time to be talking about...'dating'." He said after he saw Joe arrive and heard what Joel said.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well" the Merc said "there ain't really much we can do. Unless you want to enlist."

 

[Zepherus14]

"I probably could, but when my friends are in danger of radiation poisoning, I have more important things to think about." Joe looks to the others. "So do we know where it hit, do we need to get moving now?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't know. Nowhere near here. Let's just check..." Joel pulled out his phone and checked the news. "Somewhere in Missouri. Unconfirmed location. We can't do anything. So I'd bring her to life. Might be nice to have female company now Matt's gone."

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

OOC: Joel is still playing us all for saps isn't he or is he geniunely helping now?

 

[Zepherus14]

"Wait I'm not following, are you asking me to bring her to life just to be your girlfriend..." Joe looked at Joel like he had two heads. (no pun intended...)

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Joel stared at Joe. "No... I have a boyfriend! She's for you."

OOC: Joel is still playing us all for saps isn't he or is he geniunely helping now?

Both. Joel is helping, but he organised everything. For glory.

 

[Zepherus14]

"I'm not that hopeless that I need to make a girlfriend... My world is growing everyday. Just entering my world created an entire bustling city. Bringing her to life just for me is unethical, but..." In one swift motion, Joe grabs the woman and throws her directly into the square portal.

"She can have a life for herself, seeing as how you don't seem to want to make her developed any more."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey, now! You could have made her a rocket scientist! Or... a farmer? A lawyer... I was just being nice, you dick. Y'know what? Fine." Joel said. "I'm going to use my 'special weapon' or whatever you called it." he said, taking off his clothes in Joe's general direction.

 

[Random berk]

Dromaeus reached for the Wabbajack again.

"Joel..."

 

[Outisakanobody]

"That was very noble of you Joe." Will said, showing his approval.

 

[Zepherus14]

"It's not like I didn't, have you ever seen me create any of the JO~ OH GOD MY EYES!!" Joe collapses in pain.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Joel turned to Will. "Not really. I was giving him the gift of companionship and love. He threw her into the world with literally no personality. He could have made her a librarian! But nope, she's just a sex object. That Joe also passed on."

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

"The wheel begins to turn again." Eragon murmered. Current events were heading towards another battle of good and evil and Eragon had dived into it to find the thing most important to him.

 

[Zepherus14]

"I gave her potential, she can do whatever she wants!? MY EYE!!" Joe rolls around on the ground again. "Water! I need water!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Joel walked up to Joe and started dancing. "I will put clothes on when you apologise!"

 

[Outisakanobody]

"What's the point in 'giving' someone a personality? He gave her the opportunity to create one for herself. No matter what personality he decided to to make for her it still would have been artificial and forced onto her. Essentially you gave him a slave, and he set her free." Was Will's rebuke to Joel. "And put your damn cloths on."

OOC: Suddenly we're getting all philosophical up in here. I like it.

 

[Arrogancy]

Mat was annoyed. Just when his companions start to almost work together, they wind up back at each others' throats. Most of it seemed to revolve around Joel though. "Can we please get back on task." Mat said, "Joel, put some bloody clothes on will you! We have work to do." Until he found a portal to his own world, he might as well save this one. A weapon that could destroy cities in one blow. That was horrifying power, power that he knew of far too well. "Dovie'andi se tovya sagain." He muttered.

 

[Random berk]

OOC: Fuck it.

Dromaeus charged up the Wabbajack and fired a blast at Joel. There was a flash of light and a cloud of smoke. When it cleared Joel had disappeared. There was a large horker where he had been standing.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Apologies for WHAT!? MY EYES!!"