WE ARE OUR AVATARS (One of a kind Rp)

[ShindoL Shill]

Joel stroked his chin. "I... I want you to admit that you're a female dinosaur. And I want... one of Preginald's gold coins. And... I want you all to open and staff a strip club! I... don't really have a pre-prepared list of demands so let's run with them."

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

"No!" Eragon shouted as Joel faded. Set off towards the battle outside.

 

[Random berk]

"Just as I thought. Sheogorath himself could not have warped your mind so completely." Dromaeus continued to fire at the phoenix. Then he decided to see if Dragonrend could bring it down.

"JOOR ZAH FRUL!!!"

 

[Arrogancy]

Mat ran outside. Some sort of flaming giant bird was trying to kill them from above. Despite its appearance Mat wasn't overly impressed, Draghkar were far more frightening. With that, he pulled up his longbow and aimed a shot at the monster.

 

[JaguarDwarf]

Alastair walked back up to Joel. "Hi, I knew you would do a trick like that. Are you gay?"

"Alastair what?" Xavier said. "No. Its a test." Alastair replyed back.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Phoenix landed and turned to Dromaeus. He opened his mouth and launched a blast of fire at him.
Reno grabbed his handgun and ran into the warehouse.
Joel turned to Alastair. "Wh- no I'm not gay."

 

[JaguarDwarf]

Alastair turned to stab Reno. "STAY DEAD FOR 5 MINUTES!!!" He shouted. He was annoyed at Reno for staying alive so he shot the body 5 more times. "Stay Still!!!" Alastair said. "Your not?" Alastair said. "Your not the real Joel. The real one has a boyfreind so he is gay. HE ISNT THE REAL ONE!!!" Alastair implyed.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Phoenix watched Reno collapse and screeched. Reno picked himself up and shot at Alastair.

Joel turned to Alastair. "YOU DOUBT ME!? IDIOT!" His tentacles burst from his spine and he spread two large butterfly-like wings.

 

[Random berk]

Dromaeus tossed his bow aside as the ground shook with the beast's landing, readying Ysgramor as he did so. He ducked behind it as the beast unleashed a torrent of fire at him. The enchanted shield protected him from the worst of it, and Dromaeus drew his sword.

"My turn. FO KRAA DIN!!!" he unleashed a blizzard of ice and hail at the phoenix, before charging, his sword raised.

 

[JaguarDwarf]

Alastair heard the thump of the bullet. "Realy?!? This is grade 4 armour from the fleet of the blood ravens and you shot it!?!" Alastair said as he drove his chainsword deeper into Reno.

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

Joel was a coward Eragon realised, he was doing everything possible to avoid open combat with the group and always had a plan to back up his escape and prevent his enemies from fighting him directly. Eragon was so close now. He saw the others had begun fighting the flying bird. He ran over to Dromaeus and said "This is all useless of Joel just slips away again but I think I nearly have his true name, if only he would just fight us head on" He quickly passed the warrior as the creature came close to the ground. Using his agility he leapt upon its back and stabbed deep with his sword to anchor him on the beasts back.

 

[Arrogancy]

The phoenix came to the ground with a crash, and began to loose torrents of fire at Dromaeus. Mat fired his shot, the slung his bow over his shoulder and prepared his spear just as its attention refocused on him. He'd need to get close, he thought.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Phoenix screeched again. The ice chilled him, and weakened his powers. Rude pointed his hand at the ice and cast a bolt of fire onto it.

Joel advanced on Alastair, his tentacles sharpening into blades.

 

[JaguarDwarf]

Alastair ran outside aand tapped Eragon on the boot before being dragged into the warehouse by Joels Tentacles.

 

[Random berk]

As Rude tried to heal the phoenix, Dromaeus darted in past it's stabbing beak. He smashed Ysgramor into it's face with bone shattering force, and drove his sword into the side of it's neck, twisting it and working the blade furiously.

 

[Arrogancy]

Mat was close on the beast's left flank. It was still too busy with Dromaeus to pay him much mind. Mat stabbed the beast, which wailed and began flailing its flaming wings in an attempt to force him back. However, Mat wasn't so easily driven off, as he dashed along the side of the beast, stabbing and hacking away. The fires of the beast began to dim a bit as he continued the onslaught, Mat noticed.

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

There was somebody on the back of the beast he seemed to be riding it as he would ride a dragon. Dromaeus was fighting the beast on the ground and Eragon made his way over to the rider. "Let me guess" He began. "You don't own a sword?" he addressed the rider.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Rude turned to Eragon. "Nope." he said, raising his fists and leaping down and punching a wall, cracking it. "Let's dance."

 

[JaguarDwarf]

Alastair ripped one of Joels tentacles arms off befor estabbing him deep in the gut. "Magic this!" He screamed as he shouted "GALAXAR!" Joel was knocked to the back of the room.

 

[Random berk]

The phoenix writhed, and managed to knock Dromaeus back. He took up a defensive stance, and as the bird lunged, he slashed at it's face, causing it to flinch. Taking a running jump, he leaped onto it's head and clung on with the same hand that was fitted into Ysgramor. He regained, his balance, and then began slashing at it's head, once, twice, and finally drove the sword tip straight down, into it's skull.

OOC: Unless this thing is far superior to a dragon, that will serve as a finishing move, I believe.