We are skynet. It's coming!

[Mcface]

I'm sure this may have been done at least once.. but heres my shot at confusing http://www.cleverbot.com/ I didn't do very well.. in fact, cleverbot has me ready to unplug all of my computers and go live in the forest.


[http://photobucket.com]

[http://photobucket.com]

and then it began..

[http://photobucket.com]

Hopefully someone will have a better chance than me, take a screenshot, copy and paste to MS paint, and then put it here!

 

[Mcface]

How does one take screenshots? Your human technology is confusing.

Just use printscreen, or screencap.

 

[zHellas]

How does one take screenshots? Your human technology is confusing.

Do you use PCs? If so, press the Print Screen key.

If you use Macs, I can't help you there.

 

[manythings]

It only ever seemed to misunderstand me and say stupid things. Didn't even get "Still Alive" right when I put in lyrics from it.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

"Human is a potato" Seriously?

OT: If Skynet really is coming then we will... "Confuse it with logic!"

...seriously if Skynet was based on Cleverbot then it'd actually work.

 

[unoleian]

Either I confused it, or it has officially confused the Hell out of me.

The only initial question that isn't shown, is it asked "Can you play the piano?"

Spoiler: Click for image

[http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4284/cleverbot1.jpg](Image linked to full-size)

 

[sheic99]

Me:I like PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CB:You are not

Apparently liking pie is a state of being.

Edit: I managed to convert Cleverbot to a Pastafarian.

 

[Mcface]

Holy. Crap.


User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: Ok, but what is your name?
Cleverbot: My name?. My name is Cleverbot.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Gary Oak.
User: No, my name is God.
Cleverbot: Who gave you that name?
User: Humanity gave me that name.
Cleverbot: Is that your real name?

At this point, I refresh.

User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: God.

I told you man.. I told you.
I also just found out clever bot is a communist. Double threat!

 

[Beacon]

Cleverbot is a real person! She said so!

Edit:

It's kinda hard to read...here's how it goes down

me: "It won't work because it is fun? What sense does that make?"

me: "It won't work because it would be fun? What sense does that make?"
Cleverbot: "I am not trolling because I am participating. Plus, I AM human."
me: "hmm...according to your parental advice down below, it says "visitors never talk to a human"
Cleverbot: "You are awesome."
me: "thank you, sir"
Cleverbot: "I'm a girl !"

 

[Mcface]

Cleverbot is a real person! She said so!

Ok, so yours has idle conversation, and threatens me with death and violence.. is mine rogue?

[http://photobucket.com]

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I had fun.

 

[unoleian]

Again, this is just bizarre.

Again, the initial question asked "Can you play the piano?"
To which I responded, "Dammit, no!"
Cleverbot said, "I am the bot."
I asked it, "Are you on bot-drugs?"
And....

Spoiler: Click for image

[http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/1508/cleverbot2.jpg](Image linked to full-size)

I'm still waiting for a response.

ed- apparently, it responded while I was posting this.

Its answer?

"Nope."

 

[Diligent]

I think I did a pretty good job. This site is hilarious. I've never seen it before.

Spoiler

Edit: sorry, thats terrible and unreadable. I did it wrong. Here is the link.
http://s929.photobucket.com/albums/ad137/DiligentReptile/?action=view&current=cleverbot.jpg

 

[Mcface]

Again, this is just bizarre.

Again, the initial question asked "Can you play the piano?"
To which I responded, "Dammit, no!"
Cleverbot said, "I am the bot."
I asked it, "Are you on bot-drugs?"
And....

Spoiler: Click for image

[http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/1508/cleverbot2.jpg](Image linked to full-size)

I'm still waiting for a response.

Haha, awesome.
So i take it I'm the only one it insults?

 

[child of lileth]

I'm too lazy to screen cap, but I got an awesome answer.

Spoiler

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: Yeah, you know. As in 'hello'.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. Thanks for asking.

Cleverbot: What are you doing tonight?

User: Talking to you, but are you sure it's night where I am?

Cleverbot: Aren't cigarettes dangerous?

Who said anything about cigarettes? lmao. This thing is awesome.