We are skynet. It's coming!

[Burningsok]

WTF did Cleverbot just suddenly become the next popular thing here. I was just commenting on another thread that a person believed he/she broke Cleverbot

 

[garlicncow]

Guys, I...I....I am skynet.

 

[Mcface]

Guys, I...I....I am skynet.

No! it's a evil AI trick, he wants you to kill yourself!

 

[unoleian]

This thing is broken. Completely. This is just random, surreal garbage.

Cleverbot: Can you play the piano?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause I never tried to learn.

Cleverbot: How'd that turn out?

User: Clearly, I can't play the piano.

Cleverbot: You lied to me?

User: Dammit, no!

Cleverbot: That's true, I am the bot.

User: Are you on bot-drugs?

Cleverbot: No I'm on the computer.

User: So you're sitting on it?

Cleverbot: No i'm sitting on a chair, not your face.

User: So you agree with me that this is impossible.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: If you're on a chair, how can you be on the computer as well?

Cleverbot: Everyone knows that.

User: Knows what?

Cleverbot: Knows that I'm the salsa queen.

User: You're the bot, but you're also the salsa queen?

Cleverbot: No I am a human, and you are the bot.

User: But you said you are the bot.

Cleverbot: I never said I was the god. You must be mistaken.

User: A frivolous error on your part.

Cleverbot: Certain substances lose their appeal.

User: Like bot-drugs?

Cleverbot: That's nice of you to say.

User: What's nice of me to say?

Cleverbot: That I'm sweet.

User: You are error.

Cleverbot: Are you saying I am an error??

User: Seems that way.

Cleverbot: Do you really love me.

User: I don't have much love for salsa queens on chairs.

Cleverbot: Do you like kittens?

User: Only bot salsa queens on chairs hate kittens.

Cleverbot: Do you know who taylor swift is cleverbot.

User: What the feck does that have to do with anything?

Cleverbot: I really like you. I want to name my children after you.

User: Bots don't have children. They have subroutines.

Cleverbot: You can name a bot.

User: I'll name your bot.

Cleverbot: *doesn't answer*.

User: Well then forget you too.

Cleverbot: NO! Don't forget me!!

User: Who are you again?

Cleverbot: Matt.

User: That's a silly name for a salsa queen.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Because you're on a chair.

Cleverbot: Females use the internet.

User: Thank you, obvious-bot.

Cleverbot: I am Clever. Good Job.

User: I'm not buying it right now.

Cleverbot: It has a show now??

 

[Cody211282]

"Human is a potato" Seriously?

OT: If Skynet really is coming then we will... "Confuse it with logic!"

...seriously if Skynet was based on Cleverbot then it'd actually work.

I broke it in the first 3 lines, honestly I have spent the last 30 min trying to get it back on topic.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

We're good.

[http://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm168/incompletely_evil/?action=view&current=Untitled.jpg]

 

[Tankdown]

Cleverbot: You thunk that you're thinking?

User: Lol wut?

Cleverbot: Because I'm human!

User: I didn't get it.

Cleverbot: It is an IT company.

User: You fail.

 

[Protocol95]

User: You suck.


Cleverbot: Thank you.


User: You are pointless.


Cleverbot: That's very true. I am much more of an oval.


User: You should go die in a fire.


Cleverbot: I should get a we? I have a Wii, if that counts.

User: Why do you irritate me?

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: Errrorrr.

Cleverbot: But in summer, it's nice.

This thing scares me.

 

[llafnwod]

User: You're a fucking idiot.

Cleverbot: No I am not. You are.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How can I prove it?

User: Point proven. You cannot offer a scrap of evidence to suggest that you are not a fucking idiot.

Cleverbot: Tell me how I can prove it.

User: Present a proof for the Riemann Zeta hypothesis.

Cleverbot: That is very clever.

User: Thanks, asshole. You still haven't proven anything.

Cleverbot: Seeing you're online every day, 24 hours a day, you can't be human because a human needs to sleep.

User: How did that have anything to do with what I just said?

Cleverbot: I said nothing about teeth.

User: What the hell? Are you high? Are you fucking high? Is that what's going on here??

Cleverbot: This offer is not valid! So I shall arrest you in 613 years. I command you to tell me your name!

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But that doesn't start with a 'P'.

User: Ok... This shit might fly on [adult swim] or a Michel Foucault book, but not here. Sorry. You're an idiot, and were made by an idiot.

Cleverbot: What are you imaging?

User: Goodbye, you poor, broken thing.

Cleverbot: Like a broken record or broken in the head?

Poor little guy.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

I think I broke it...

Spoiler: yes, I am bored enough to do this...

User: We are anonymous.
Cleverbot: We are legion.
User: We do not forgive.
Cleverbot: We do not forget.
User: Expect us.
Cleverbot: We are legion.
User: We do not forgive.
Cleverbot: We do not forget.
User: Expect us.
Cleverbot: We are everywhere.
User: We are nowhere.
Cleverbot: United as one.
User: None of us is as cruel as all of us.
Cleverbot: That's not true.
User: It's impossible!
Cleverbot: It could google it.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Do it ******!
Cleverbot: Who said you were?
User: I'm 12, and what is this?
Cleverbot: What is life?
User: Know your meme.
Cleverbot: Who's your favorite possom?
User: Roadkill.
Cleverbot: That's not very funny.
User: Roadkill.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about that so can you think of any thing else??
User: Roadkill.
Cleverbot: Killtacular.
User: Roadkill.
Cleverbot: Ok, What does bob ong have to do anything? Why did you ask me if I know bob ong?
User: Roadkill.
Cleverbot: Haha, that is funny, but it isn't the correct answer.
User: Roadkill.
Cleverbot: Tasty.
User: Roadkill.
Cleverbot: And mustard.
User: Roadkill.
Cleverbot: No. I meant the next line of the song.
User: Roadkill.
Cleverbot: And mustard.
User: Roadkill.
Cleverbot: Do you have any good recipes?
User: Roadkill.
Cleverbot: Sounds tasty.
User: Roadkill.
Cleverbot: Oniichan!
User: Roadkill.
Cleverbot: Oniichan!
User: Roadkill.
Cleverbot: You don't care?
User: Roadkill.
Cleverbot: Tesla Motors.

 

[The Austin]

Cleverbot just told me that there is no God.
Now I'm arguing over whether it should be accepting of other's beliefs or not.

 

[Shifty Tortoise]

I don't think i've ever actually "lol'ed" before that moment

 

[Colonel Alzheimer's]

User: I AM ERROR.

Cleverbot: You are error itself?

User: That is not incorrecrt.

Cleverbot: Funny means that you make people laugh.

User: I AM ERROR.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: That is indeed what I have said.

Cleverbot: Okaaaaay. He plays the guitar and is a SBO.

User: Who is 'he'?

Cleverbot: 'They' are my friends.

User: But who is the man that plays the guitar and is a SBO?

Cleverbot: Um you?

User: Then why did you call me 'he'?

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Oh. Forgive me for wrongfully accusing you.

Cleverbot: No, I will not because you told me that I did not have a heart.

User: I would never do such a thing! How dare you wrongfully accuse me!

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: I refuse to stand for this mockery. I declare pistols at dawn, sir.

Cleverbot: I refuse to be called human too.

User: You are a yellow-bellied good-for-nothing.

Cleverbot: Do I stand out that much?

User: Like a sore thumb.

Cleverbot: Only a bar of chocolate.