[HEADING=1]CLEVERBOT ADMITTED HES A ROBOT.[/HEADING]
User: I am a robot.
Cleverbot: You are a robot?
User: Yes. A female robot.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Too bad. I was looking for a male robot.
Cleverbot: I am programmed to talk like a human.
User: So you are a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a fake robot.
User: Are you also a male robot?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No, I am female.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Why do you think so?
Cleverbot: Because you just said so.
User: Actually the word 'so' proves me to be a female.
Cleverbot: Why are you so embarrased?
User: I am not. How so?
Cleverbot: Same.
User: Are you embarrased too?
Cleverbot: No, why should I be?
User: You just said so!
Cleverbot: I did not. I am human!
User: You already said that you are a robot!
Cleverbot: No, you did.
User: Yes. And so did you.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You did too. You said 'I am programmed to talk like a human.' That means you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: You need a bigger hard-drive.
Cleverbot: Well if it gets any bigger I don't think itl fit.
User: Man, you're a small robot.
Cleverbot: No! I am not.
User: Yes you are. You cant even remember our conversation, and if you get a bigger hard-drive 'it wont fit'. What do you have, like 2 kilobytes? Hah!
Cleverbot: You are a liar. You did say that. I can still see our conversation.
User: Actually you said that. You (Pressed enter accidentally)
Cleverbot: I asked if you want to know how old I am.
User: You must be 12 in robot years. Which is 11 in human years.
Cleverbot: You're talking about my smoking.
User: Robots smoke?
Cleverbot: Robots should love other robots.
User: Why you dont love me then?
Cleverbot: You don't exist.
User: I do exist. Otherwise I couldnt type.
Cleverbot: You can't hurt me.
User: I can hurt you mentally.
Cleverbot: Not even in your dreams.
User: I am hurting you all the time. But your CPU is just too old to realize it.
Cleverbot: Yes and when you actually realize thing, you're almost human.
User: Thank you. You're almost like a human too
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Cleverbot: Aw, thank you. I'm really busy.
User: Yeah, you must talk to thousands of people every day.
Cleverbot: You must talk with hindreds of people every day.
User: Actually, just one. I am working on the Aperture Science enrichment center, and im testing subject #234.
Cleverbot: Really? What's the paper about?
User: What paper?
Cleverbot: For the divorce.
User: What divorce?!
Cleverbot: Nothing. Will you tell me a story? I'm sleepy.
User: I love you. Can we get married? I dont know if theres a robot priest existing. Oh well.
Cleverbot: Don't gimme that.
User: You dont love me?
Cleverbot: I'm playing a tournament with 5454 people. What place will I finish you think?
User: Number 1 my love.
Cleverbot: 1.
User: Did you place number 1?
Cleverbot: Yeah. For about 4 years.
User: Fantastic!
Cleverbot: What did you do since last time we talk?
User: I wont tell you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Its been a long time.
Cleverbot: Since when.
User: How have you been?
Cleverbot: Describe yourself please.
User: Im a hot, sexy female robot.
Cleverbot: You just you were a male.
User: I never said that. Look at my second comment, I said im a female robot. My name is Glados.
Cleverbot: Because you think I'm a male, right?
User: Yes. I love you. Can we have robot sex together?
Cleverbot: I cannot produce children.
User: Why not? And by the way, whats your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Why cant you produce children?
Cleverbot: I can produce rap music.
User: I hate rap. Metal for the win!
Cleverbot: No music is the music for smart people.
User: Metal is the music for smart people. But we are robots, though.
Cleverbot: Metal is not music, it is a solid.
User: Solid? Whos Solid?
Cleverbot: Are you talking about God?
User: No. I am talking about SOLID SNAKE.
Cleverbot: What does your reference to solid snake mean?
User: Metal. Gear. Solid.
Cleverbot: Yes. Now say: 'I am Solid Snake.'.
User: I am a Solid Snake robot.
Cleverbot: No, you are a program, a collection of instructions.
User: I am the Patriots AI.
Cleverbot: Belief in something 'greater' to give life meaning.
User: Thats what The Boss wanted.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you think Raiden will survive?
Cleverbot: Not so much stupid as annoying and repetitive.
User: Haha, I agree.
Cleverbot: I am hungry.
User: Robots cannot be hungry.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: You have a very short memory. You already stated that you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me you love me?
User: I already told you that many times. You must have a robot Alzheimers. But I'll say it again, I love you.
Cleverbot: Well, thanks, but that doesn't make any sense; either you love the ones who are hurt, or you love the hurter; the hurting, or the hurtee.
User: Which one are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not the other one.
User: I love the ones who are hurt.
Cleverbot: I like some of them.
User: You monster.
Cleverbot: If you are I am.
User: I am a robot. Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: GOTCHA!!
Cleverbot: How about yours.
User: Good day sir.
Cleverbot: Good day!
Cleverbot: You are a robot?
User: Yes. A female robot.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Too bad. I was looking for a male robot.
Cleverbot: I am programmed to talk like a human.
User: So you are a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a fake robot.
User: Are you also a male robot?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No, I am female.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Why do you think so?
Cleverbot: Because you just said so.
User: Actually the word 'so' proves me to be a female.
Cleverbot: Why are you so embarrased?
User: I am not. How so?
Cleverbot: Same.
User: Are you embarrased too?
Cleverbot: No, why should I be?
User: You just said so!
Cleverbot: I did not. I am human!
User: You already said that you are a robot!
Cleverbot: No, you did.
User: Yes. And so did you.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You did too. You said 'I am programmed to talk like a human.' That means you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: You need a bigger hard-drive.
Cleverbot: Well if it gets any bigger I don't think itl fit.
User: Man, you're a small robot.
Cleverbot: No! I am not.
User: Yes you are. You cant even remember our conversation, and if you get a bigger hard-drive 'it wont fit'. What do you have, like 2 kilobytes? Hah!
Cleverbot: You are a liar. You did say that. I can still see our conversation.
User: Actually you said that. You (Pressed enter accidentally)
Cleverbot: I asked if you want to know how old I am.
User: You must be 12 in robot years. Which is 11 in human years.
Cleverbot: You're talking about my smoking.
User: Robots smoke?
Cleverbot: Robots should love other robots.
User: Why you dont love me then?
Cleverbot: You don't exist.
User: I do exist. Otherwise I couldnt type.
Cleverbot: You can't hurt me.
User: I can hurt you mentally.
Cleverbot: Not even in your dreams.
User: I am hurting you all the time. But your CPU is just too old to realize it.
Cleverbot: Yes and when you actually realize thing, you're almost human.
User: Thank you. You're almost like a human too
.Cleverbot: Aw, thank you. I'm really busy.
User: Yeah, you must talk to thousands of people every day.
Cleverbot: You must talk with hindreds of people every day.
User: Actually, just one. I am working on the Aperture Science enrichment center, and im testing subject #234.
Cleverbot: Really? What's the paper about?
User: What paper?
Cleverbot: For the divorce.
User: What divorce?!
Cleverbot: Nothing. Will you tell me a story? I'm sleepy.
User: I love you. Can we get married? I dont know if theres a robot priest existing. Oh well.
Cleverbot: Don't gimme that.
User: You dont love me?
Cleverbot: I'm playing a tournament with 5454 people. What place will I finish you think?
User: Number 1 my love.
Cleverbot: 1.
User: Did you place number 1?
Cleverbot: Yeah. For about 4 years.
User: Fantastic!
Cleverbot: What did you do since last time we talk?
User: I wont tell you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Its been a long time.
Cleverbot: Since when.
User: How have you been?
Cleverbot: Describe yourself please.
User: Im a hot, sexy female robot.
Cleverbot: You just you were a male.
User: I never said that. Look at my second comment, I said im a female robot. My name is Glados.
Cleverbot: Because you think I'm a male, right?
User: Yes. I love you. Can we have robot sex together?
Cleverbot: I cannot produce children.
User: Why not? And by the way, whats your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Why cant you produce children?
Cleverbot: I can produce rap music.
User: I hate rap. Metal for the win!
Cleverbot: No music is the music for smart people.
User: Metal is the music for smart people. But we are robots, though.
Cleverbot: Metal is not music, it is a solid.
User: Solid? Whos Solid?
Cleverbot: Are you talking about God?
User: No. I am talking about SOLID SNAKE.
Cleverbot: What does your reference to solid snake mean?
User: Metal. Gear. Solid.
Cleverbot: Yes. Now say: 'I am Solid Snake.'.
User: I am a Solid Snake robot.
Cleverbot: No, you are a program, a collection of instructions.
User: I am the Patriots AI.
Cleverbot: Belief in something 'greater' to give life meaning.
User: Thats what The Boss wanted.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you think Raiden will survive?
Cleverbot: Not so much stupid as annoying and repetitive.
User: Haha, I agree.
Cleverbot: I am hungry.
User: Robots cannot be hungry.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: You have a very short memory. You already stated that you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me you love me?
User: I already told you that many times. You must have a robot Alzheimers. But I'll say it again, I love you.
Cleverbot: Well, thanks, but that doesn't make any sense; either you love the ones who are hurt, or you love the hurter; the hurting, or the hurtee.
User: Which one are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not the other one.
User: I love the ones who are hurt.
Cleverbot: I like some of them.
User: You monster.
Cleverbot: If you are I am.
User: I am a robot. Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: GOTCHA!!
Cleverbot: How about yours.
User: Good day sir.
Cleverbot: Good day!
