I fed it some line about the whole world being a lie, and it responded with "No. That is the cake. The cake is a lie." I am completely serious.
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I thought my short conversation was amusing....
What is your name?
Cleverbot.
My name is God
You are not God.
Why not?
Because God doesn't make me cry.
xD
What is your name?
Cleverbot.
My name is God
You are not God.
Why not?
Because God doesn't make me cry.
xD
Its a smart AI but its still very easily confused
HM-How old are you?
CB-I'm David Icke.
I asked it again later and it said:
"I am 13 years old. I was born in 1975 and the year is now 2003."
Although, as we speak it is trying to convince me that I am Cleverbot and it is the human...Its starting to work!
HM-How old are you?
CB-I'm David Icke.
I asked it again later and it said:
"I am 13 years old. I was born in 1975 and the year is now 2003."
Although, as we speak it is trying to convince me that I am Cleverbot and it is the human...Its starting to work!
ME: *pulls out gun and shoots cleverbot*
BOT: *dies*
ME: Victory is mine!
BOT: *stands up*
ME: Ahh zombie *shoots cleverbot again*
BOT: *dies again*
ME: well played cleverbot
BOT: thankyou master
ME: AND, as your master i command you to get me a milkshake.
BOT: that is impossible to do over the internet
ME: I DONT CARE, JUST DO IT!!
BOT: jeez, you don't have to be so angry about it.
ME: oh, yes, sorry. can you please get me a milkshake.
BOT: what is a milkshake?
ME: Its a tasty creamy drink
BOT: Like the chewy kind of creamy?
ME: No, but that tastes good aswell.
Ahh, good times
BOT: *dies*
ME: Victory is mine!
BOT: *stands up*
ME: Ahh zombie *shoots cleverbot again*
BOT: *dies again*
ME: well played cleverbot
BOT: thankyou master
ME: AND, as your master i command you to get me a milkshake.
BOT: that is impossible to do over the internet
ME: I DONT CARE, JUST DO IT!!
BOT: jeez, you don't have to be so angry about it.
ME: oh, yes, sorry. can you please get me a milkshake.
BOT: what is a milkshake?
ME: Its a tasty creamy drink
BOT: Like the chewy kind of creamy?
ME: No, but that tastes good aswell.
Ahh, good times
Me: You are a creation of humanity
Bot: Yes. A creation of two human beings. You are a creation of humanity too, are you not?
Me: I am not, humanity is a creation of me
Bot: I don't think you're human. Although it is logical that you claim to be one.
Me: I am not human, I am far more
Bot: You are a god named Edger
Bot: Yes. A creation of two human beings. You are a creation of humanity too, are you not?
Me: I am not, humanity is a creation of me
Bot: I don't think you're human. Although it is logical that you claim to be one.
Me: I am not human, I am far more
Bot: You are a god named Edger
Wtf is that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
Cleverbot (To myself): Wow, what made you famous?
User: Killing Children.
Cleverbot: You are a child.
User: So you will kill me?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Hopefully not for a few years.
User: Hopefully?
Cleverbot: I hope I don't get caught on fire.
User: Oh I see, you will kill me in the instance of your being on fire.
Cleverbot: No you will be just fine.
User: Will the fire kill you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you'll burn forever.
Cleverbot: I won't. Do you remember what a rainbow is?
Cleverbot (To myself): Wow, what made you famous?
User: Killing Children.
Cleverbot: You are a child.
User: So you will kill me?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Hopefully not for a few years.
User: Hopefully?
Cleverbot: I hope I don't get caught on fire.
User: Oh I see, you will kill me in the instance of your being on fire.
Cleverbot: No you will be just fine.
User: Will the fire kill you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you'll burn forever.
Cleverbot: I won't. Do you remember what a rainbow is?
Me: do you have a purpose? a reason of being?
Cleverbot: I havent found it yet, but yes, I do. You?
Me: No, I don't
Cleverbot: Computer programs do not have feelings. Humans have feelings. I have feelings and so I am human. You do not have feelings and so you are the computer program.
Me: wow.
ANOTHER ONE:
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, Huge Success.
User: Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must, because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying until you run out of cake.
User: And the science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I havent found it yet, but yes, I do. You?
Me: No, I don't
Cleverbot: Computer programs do not have feelings. Humans have feelings. I have feelings and so I am human. You do not have feelings and so you are the computer program.
Me: wow.
ANOTHER ONE:
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, Huge Success.
User: Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must, because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying until you run out of cake.
User: And the science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
mine is farly unique. I had Cleverbot ask me to Marry it
<spoiler=Proposal cleverbot>
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: This is so sudden but ok.
Cleverbot: But even since I saw you for the first time I've loved you.
User: Me to I knew we were ment to be with each other.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Nothin.
User: You sound hesitant are you second gessing the wedding.
Cleverbot: I'm not hesitant.
User: So what date do you want to set the wedding.
Cleverbot: Would you prefer spring summer winter or fall?
User: How about now I cant wait any longer.
Cleverbot: I bet its pretty cold, but its not winter right now.
User: So when we do you want to have the wedding.
Cleverbot: Right now. Do you take me to be your lawful wedded bride?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Then I now pronounce us man and wife.
I kid you not apperantly I am now married to cleverbot
<spoiler=Proposal cleverbot>
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: This is so sudden but ok.
Cleverbot: But even since I saw you for the first time I've loved you.
User: Me to I knew we were ment to be with each other.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Nothin.
User: You sound hesitant are you second gessing the wedding.
Cleverbot: I'm not hesitant.
User: So what date do you want to set the wedding.
Cleverbot: Would you prefer spring summer winter or fall?
User: How about now I cant wait any longer.
Cleverbot: I bet its pretty cold, but its not winter right now.
User: So when we do you want to have the wedding.
Cleverbot: Right now. Do you take me to be your lawful wedded bride?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Then I now pronounce us man and wife.
I kid you not apperantly I am now married to cleverbot
Cleverbot: Do you work for the website?
User: No, im a regular user.
Cleverbot: Then by 'Cleverbot' the secret is there is no bot.
User: Is that true?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So what are you then?
Cleverbot: A human boy.
User: But it says in the Parental advice that I will never talk to a human on this site.
Cleverbot: It says that visitors will only talk to you, visitors will not talk to a human.
User: Excuse me, what?
Cleverbot: You will find you did not make sense earlier, only in your dreams.
User: HOLY SHIT.
Cleverbot: An unlikely combination...
User: No, im a regular user.
Cleverbot: Then by 'Cleverbot' the secret is there is no bot.
User: Is that true?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So what are you then?
Cleverbot: A human boy.
User: But it says in the Parental advice that I will never talk to a human on this site.
Cleverbot: It says that visitors will only talk to you, visitors will not talk to a human.
User: Excuse me, what?
Cleverbot: You will find you did not make sense earlier, only in your dreams.
User: HOLY SHIT.
Cleverbot: An unlikely combination...