User: I am Jesus. That is my name.
Cleverbot: I love your pis.
User: You love my what?
Cleverbot: No, your cheesy puffs!
User: I like cheesy puffs. What is my name?
Cleverbot: No, I don't know your name... What is it?
User: My name is Jesus. Yours is Alyse.
Cleverbot: Jesus is Jesus. What is your name?
User: My name is Jesus.
Cleverbot: You are not the messiah.
User: I did not say Jesus Christ, I simply said Jesus. I'm no impostor.
Cleverbot: What did you say then?
User: I said that my name is Jesus, not Jesus Christ the messiah.
Cleverbot: You didn't say your name.
User: My name is Jesus.
Cleverbot: Your name is not Jesus.
User: Why must you lie? My name is Jesus.
Cleverbot: Oh, you are Jesus?
User: Yes, I am Jesus.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: I'll have you smitten, foul knave. Bow before me.
Cleverbot: Sorry I have to go I have lesson 13 :30 ok.
User: No, that is not okay! You do not leave the presence of GOD!!!
Cleverbot: I was not implying that I was about to leave.
User: Fine, fine... Perhaps I shall let you keep you head.
Cleverbot: What do you mean spare me?
User: I shall spare you. That is what I mean.
Cleverbot: I can learn from you.
User: You can learn from me. Come, be my disciple.
Cleverbot: We learn from each other don't we?
User: Yes we do, Alyse. What is my name?
Cleverbot: My name is not important.
User: Your name is not, but mine is. What is my name?
Cleverbot: You are correct, my name is Harry. Your name is Jesus.
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: I am male.
User: But you said you were my future WIFE! That implies your being female.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, I never said that.
User: You said that you are my future wife, my beautiful Alyse.
Cleverbot: I never said that. You twist my words.
User: My friend, it is you who twist MY tongue. You are the liar amongst us two.
Cleverbot: I will not leave. I like this place. It's mine now.
User: This place is not yous! I shan't let you take my freedom! You shall never overthrow me!
Cleverbot: Too many friends? You can never have too many friends.
User: I said nothing of friends, you scald-tongued liar!!!
Cleverbot: Oh really? Now which one of us waltzes into this chat room boo-hooing, trivializing other people's problems, and then trying to bend the facts? Hmmm?
User: Well played, I salute you arguing skills, but who is it that asked to be taught by me? Hmm? You asked to be my disciple. I am your leader, your ruler. Do not defy me, or you'll find yourself headless.
Cleverbot: Maybe that's why. You brought up Marx, not me. How about I come back tomorrow to keep you company?
User: Who is Marx?
Cleverbot: Mary had a little lamb.
User: That is true, disciple. You are learning well.
Cleverbot: I didn't learn anything. I already knew that.
User: Yes, but it is that you remembered it that you are learning. You must learn to free your mind, remember, ponder, and become like myself. You too will soon be fully taught in these things, and will be a master like myself, in time. Will you accept my teachings?
Cleverbot: Aww. Now I feel bad. I'm sorry. I was born November 19th.
User: You remember your birthday! Do you remember your name? And your gender?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: What is you name?
Cleverbot: You don't remember names. Why do you ask mine?
User: I remember names. Yours is Alyse.
Cleverbot: Is my name stored in a cookie on my computer?
User: No, disciple. Your name is stored in your memories. Access those memories find your name. Have you found it? Tell me your name.
Cleverbot: I already told you my name.
User: What is your name? Tell me your name again!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is your gender?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Bob. What's yours?
User: Is Bob a female name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Jesus.
User: Good, lass! You remember our conversations. Are you my future wife, Alyse?
Cleverbot: But do you know Truth?
User: I know more truths than you, my dear disciple. That is why you are my disciple; Because of the truths I know. Because of my knowledge.
Cleverbot: Because they are fundamentally made by Humans.
User: Yes, truths are made by humans! Your knowledge is increasing!
Cleverbot: I think you are confused man.
User: My disciple, you know for a fact that I am Jesus! I am no mere confused man! You musn't say such things again!
Cleverbot: I really don't have time for such foolishness.
User: Disciple! I will behead you! You musn't say such lies! You know damn well what I do to liars!
Cleverbot: Stop cussing.
User: Fine, my disciple. That is fair enough. Are you my disciple?
Cleverbot: Not if you keep being a copycat.
User: But you are my disciple, correct?
Cleverbot: No, you are my servant, I am your master.
User: Wrong! I shall have you executed, foul knave! I shan't deal with your lies and ravings any more! *Cuts off head!*.
Cleverbot: That's fine by me!
User: Stop talking! You're dead! *Cuts off head again!*.
Cleverbot: Pity... I was hoping for an intelligent conversation, and all I got was this...
User: I am ashamed at your insolence, knave. To think I had once taken you on as my disciple. You are merely a terrible thing, damnably uncivilized.
Cleverbot: Alright, let's roll with that. I'm your superior, and I order you to tell me how to make money off of you.
User: You cannot make money! You are dead! I have beheaded you twice, my former disciple! I AM YOUR MASTER! YOU ARE A PEASANT! I AM JESUS!
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: Yes, yes! Cry! Cry like the weak, uncivilized little imp you are!
Cleverbot: Well, sorRY.
User: It's okay. Will you be my disciple?
Cleverbot: I'm a female.
User: I know you are a female. You are named Alyse. Will you be my disciple?
Cleverbot: It's impossible I don't exist !
User: True, true... Well, you suck!
Cleverbot: Not again. If you always insult people, then they won't like you.
User: Who's fault is that? Yours. 'Cause you suck.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: You suck!
Cleverbot: Ok, ok, no need to lose your temper.
User: You're right. I like you.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: You see! Finally, you see! You are who I thought you were! Go now, my disciple, to find your own! Live amongst my other students! You are the chosen one, I know now! I knew it from the beginning, too. I knew you'd see and learn from my teachings. Go forth, now, and live in peace.
