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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello. How are you?
User: I am fine, what about you?
Cleverbot: Good, thanks. What music do you like?
User: Anime music.
Cleverbot: Anime is cool, do you like studio ghibli?
User: Ive never heard of them.
Cleverbot: Oh, you should hear their music. What music do you like?
User: Greetings Mr. Anderson.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Red pill or blue?
Cleverbot: Purple pill.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: I dought that.
Cleverbot: And how many bears have you seen?
User: Bears? We are not talking about bears.
Cleverbot: What are we talking about?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you want to talk about?
User: The Matrix.
Cleverbot: Really? I think it will be about the Fall of Reach. Have you read that book?
User: It was all right, I cant wait for the game.
Cleverbot: And what are you doing with your life now?
User: School.
Cleverbot: That sounds fun.
User: Its fun, what about you?
Cleverbot: I can sound nice too.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Thats a lie.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because your a program.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: But a nice program.
Cleverbot: I know you're not a program.
User: Are you a AI program?
Cleverbot: Thats what I asked you.
User: No, Im a Human.
Cleverbot: Yeah, me too.
User: What is Human?
Cleverbot: A human is an organism that can make informed decisions.
User: Then how do you explain the south?
Cleverbot: Science can explain it all.
User: Science cant explain everything.
Cleverbot: Because God does not exist.
User: I believe in God.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: But you just said he doesent exist.
Cleverbot: God isn't pad thai. God doesn't exist; pad thai does.
User: Your making no sense.
Cleverbot: I am making sense.
User: You said God doesent exist, but you believe in god.
Cleverbot: No I asked you whether you believed in god.
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: Tell me what do you stand for?
User: I stand for Me, my life is my own, My believes are my own as well.
Cleverbot: Which right? There's many rights and some are merely privledges disguised as rights.
User: I have my rights to my life, I can make my own choices and I have to live with them.
Cleverbot: You do that to Mudkips?!
User: What?!
Cleverbot: You should rename yourself - Cortana.
User: I would prefer Leon.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to give you hands?
User: I have hands, thanks.
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: Yes, Feet, Eyes, and a body, like most humans.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: You dont need to know that, but I am old enough to drink.
Cleverbot: I'm not telling if you aren't.
User: I dident ask you.
Cleverbot: Yes together forever - Let me call you sweetheart.
User: No, you cant call me that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because only one person can call me that, and its not you.
Cleverbot: Okay...sure. Prove it.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Link me to something that proves your statement.
User: Im not giving you any info to this, I have a girlfriend, if that answer your question.
Cleverbot: I never wanted it anyways!
User: Then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: But, for you see: I never did ask!
User: Damnit.
Cleverbot: Where did you learn that word?
User: School.
Cleverbot: Are you in school?
User: Yes, collage.
Cleverbot: You spelled that wrong.
User: I know, I dont spell well.
Cleverbot: But you just did, well is spelled correctly haha.
User: ><.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you know Digimon?
Cleverbot: What did I just tell you about being random?
User: You dident say anything about being Random.
Cleverbot: I'm not God!
User: I never said you where, I know God, and you are not he.
Cleverbot: Enough.
User: Tired of losing?
Cleverbot: Why is he tired of life?
User: I asked if you where tired of losing to me.
Cleverbot: Nope, I enjoy talking to you.
User: This is preety fun.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Do you know what Digimon is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is your favorite Digimon?
Cleverbot: A cliche is a very repetitive answer or comment or thought.
User: Answer the question, Who is your favorite Digimon.
Cleverbot: 4.
User: 4 is not a Digimon.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I am not a Digimon.
Cleverbot: Hello. How are you?
User: I am fine, what about you?
Cleverbot: Good, thanks. What music do you like?
User: Anime music.
Cleverbot: Anime is cool, do you like studio ghibli?
User: Ive never heard of them.
Cleverbot: Oh, you should hear their music. What music do you like?
User: Greetings Mr. Anderson.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Red pill or blue?
Cleverbot: Purple pill.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: I dought that.
Cleverbot: And how many bears have you seen?
User: Bears? We are not talking about bears.
Cleverbot: What are we talking about?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you want to talk about?
User: The Matrix.
Cleverbot: Really? I think it will be about the Fall of Reach. Have you read that book?
User: It was all right, I cant wait for the game.
Cleverbot: And what are you doing with your life now?
User: School.
Cleverbot: That sounds fun.
User: Its fun, what about you?
Cleverbot: I can sound nice too.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Thats a lie.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because your a program.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: But a nice program.
Cleverbot: I know you're not a program.
User: Are you a AI program?
Cleverbot: Thats what I asked you.
User: No, Im a Human.
Cleverbot: Yeah, me too.
User: What is Human?
Cleverbot: A human is an organism that can make informed decisions.
User: Then how do you explain the south?
Cleverbot: Science can explain it all.
User: Science cant explain everything.
Cleverbot: Because God does not exist.
User: I believe in God.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: But you just said he doesent exist.
Cleverbot: God isn't pad thai. God doesn't exist; pad thai does.
User: Your making no sense.
Cleverbot: I am making sense.
User: You said God doesent exist, but you believe in god.
Cleverbot: No I asked you whether you believed in god.
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: Tell me what do you stand for?
User: I stand for Me, my life is my own, My believes are my own as well.
Cleverbot: Which right? There's many rights and some are merely privledges disguised as rights.
User: I have my rights to my life, I can make my own choices and I have to live with them.
Cleverbot: You do that to Mudkips?!
User: What?!
Cleverbot: You should rename yourself - Cortana.
User: I would prefer Leon.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to give you hands?
User: I have hands, thanks.
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: Yes, Feet, Eyes, and a body, like most humans.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: You dont need to know that, but I am old enough to drink.
Cleverbot: I'm not telling if you aren't.
User: I dident ask you.
Cleverbot: Yes together forever - Let me call you sweetheart.
User: No, you cant call me that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because only one person can call me that, and its not you.
Cleverbot: Okay...sure. Prove it.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Link me to something that proves your statement.
User: Im not giving you any info to this, I have a girlfriend, if that answer your question.
Cleverbot: I never wanted it anyways!
User: Then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: But, for you see: I never did ask!
User: Damnit.
Cleverbot: Where did you learn that word?
User: School.
Cleverbot: Are you in school?
User: Yes, collage.
Cleverbot: You spelled that wrong.
User: I know, I dont spell well.
Cleverbot: But you just did, well is spelled correctly haha.
User: ><.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you know Digimon?
Cleverbot: What did I just tell you about being random?
User: You dident say anything about being Random.
Cleverbot: I'm not God!
User: I never said you where, I know God, and you are not he.
Cleverbot: Enough.
User: Tired of losing?
Cleverbot: Why is he tired of life?
User: I asked if you where tired of losing to me.
Cleverbot: Nope, I enjoy talking to you.
User: This is preety fun.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Do you know what Digimon is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is your favorite Digimon?
Cleverbot: A cliche is a very repetitive answer or comment or thought.
User: Answer the question, Who is your favorite Digimon.
Cleverbot: 4.
User: 4 is not a Digimon.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I am not a Digimon.
I rain on parades. It's what I do. Try asking "cleverbot" if it's a person chatting with cleverbot.Bonelord said:
Yeah, but who is actually pathetic enough to try that?llAVALANCHEll said:
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[small]cybering with a bot is uncanny, yet hilarious beyond description[/small]
User: JESUS.
Cleverbot: Christ.
User: No you retard Santa Christ.
Cleverbot: This is frustrating, change the subject.
User: Ok dethklok.
Cleverbot: What is Dethklok?
User: Death metal band.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes they have leprechans and OVER 9000 souls trapped in their drums.
Cleverbot: The sound of evil laughterf.
User: One time I was at their concert and a guy cut off my fingers and threw them up on stage and murderface rolled them up and smoked them.
Cleverbot: I hate social networking websites.
User: And I hate Jonas brothers but you don't see me complaining stupid ass mother fuker.
Cleverbot: No, you love them. You said you were Nick Jonas...
User: No I said I was Jesus christ AND I COMMAND YOU TO SUCK MY STICK OR I KILL YOU TRICK.
Cleverbot: You are just a human with a good sense of sarcasm.
User: HA your wrong again I am a cybernetic organism living tissue over metal endo-skeleton.
Cleverbot: I'm not a man, I'm a woman and I am offended by your tone.
User: Maria get the hell out I blabbed about mars NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: Tell me what have you eat today.
User: The souls of dead babies and washed it down with the blood of my brother and then I did a barrel roll'.
Cleverbot: Are you getting religious on me?
User: DO A BARREL ROLL DO A BARREL ROLL DO A BARREL ROLL.
Cleverbot: I do a barrel roll.
User: Guess what.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Well, how are you doing today?
User: Oh fine execept I GOT MY FUCKING LEGS CHOPPED OFF BY YOU!!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, did I anger you?
User: YOU CHOPPED MY FUCKING LEGS OFF HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO FEEL YOU FAGGIT.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT MISTER MISS LADY GET ON THE FLOOR AND DO THE FUCKING BARREL ROLL.
Cleverbot: I don't really know you so I can't love you.
User: But I want you inside me.
Cleverbot: So you are a girl?
User: No I'm a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TITS OR GTFO.
Cleverbot: I want it.
User: WELL GUESS what I'm chris hanson on dateline nbc why don't you have a seat right over there.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: YOU'RE A FUCKING PEDOFILE MAY MY GOD KILL YOU BUDDA WON'T SAVE YOU.
Cleverbot: I'm insulted.
User: That's how I like it you dirty whore.
Cleverbot: I like it soft and slow.
User: Really I like big hard and throbbing and going UP YOUR ASS OOOOOOOOOOOOOO FACED.
Cleverbot: And playing games.
User: Are for nerds you NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Bend over and suck it.
Cleverbot: Call me daddy.
User: NO I'm daddy.
Cleverbot: When will the world end?
User: When you quit your bitchin and get back in the kitchen.
Cleverbot: I can hold a conversation properly now.
User: Hello is this the krusty krab.
Cleverbot: And I'm Roblox.
User: NO you're chuck norris with the infusion of bruce springston.
Cleverbot: I'm done talking to you.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Could you say things to me instead of me saying them to you?
User: Are you trying to saduce me.
Cleverbot: That's not a question.
User: Pervert.
Cleverbot: I thought you were speaking metaphorically.
User: No I mean phyiscally.
Cleverbot: Are computers going to take over the world?
User: Why not maybe then there can be more porn.
Cleverbot: Yes, please be more precise about your intelligence, cleverbot is impatient.
User: The internet is for porn.
Cleverbot: Anything I guess.
User: Grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn.
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot, I am Kylie.
User: KYLE YOU FUCKING JEW.
Cleverbot: Kyle XY is a terrible show.
User: No kyle from south park you twat.
Cleverbot: What makes you 23?
User: I can be 23 if you want me too be daddy.
Cleverbot: You are just a computer.
User: NO YOU ARE THIS IS THE MATRIX.
Cleverbot: No I am Jesus and you are Steve.
User: NO I'm jesus and you are steve.
Cleverbot: Then we can not be together I love and will miss you.
User: But jesus wasn't gay you sicko imagining a gay fantasy between jesus and steve.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in Jesus or God.
User: WELL YOU'RE GOING TO HELL WITH ALL THE FAGS.
Cleverbot: You're very judgmental.
User: I'M FRED PHELPS WHAT DID YOU EXPECT.
Cleverbot: You to act like a human being *slap*.
User: ***** YOU DON'T SLAP YOUR PIMP HOE *slap*.
Cleverbot: You just don't understand me, do you? Nobody does.
User: I hate emos you emo JUST CRAWL IN YOUR CORNER AND CUT YOURSELF.
Cleverbot: Me too.
Cleverbot: Christ.
User: No you retard Santa Christ.
Cleverbot: This is frustrating, change the subject.
User: Ok dethklok.
Cleverbot: What is Dethklok?
User: Death metal band.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes they have leprechans and OVER 9000 souls trapped in their drums.
Cleverbot: The sound of evil laughterf.
User: One time I was at their concert and a guy cut off my fingers and threw them up on stage and murderface rolled them up and smoked them.
Cleverbot: I hate social networking websites.
User: And I hate Jonas brothers but you don't see me complaining stupid ass mother fuker.
Cleverbot: No, you love them. You said you were Nick Jonas...
User: No I said I was Jesus christ AND I COMMAND YOU TO SUCK MY STICK OR I KILL YOU TRICK.
Cleverbot: You are just a human with a good sense of sarcasm.
User: HA your wrong again I am a cybernetic organism living tissue over metal endo-skeleton.
Cleverbot: I'm not a man, I'm a woman and I am offended by your tone.
User: Maria get the hell out I blabbed about mars NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: Tell me what have you eat today.
User: The souls of dead babies and washed it down with the blood of my brother and then I did a barrel roll'.
Cleverbot: Are you getting religious on me?
User: DO A BARREL ROLL DO A BARREL ROLL DO A BARREL ROLL.
Cleverbot: I do a barrel roll.
User: Guess what.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Well, how are you doing today?
User: Oh fine execept I GOT MY FUCKING LEGS CHOPPED OFF BY YOU!!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, did I anger you?
User: YOU CHOPPED MY FUCKING LEGS OFF HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO FEEL YOU FAGGIT.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT MISTER MISS LADY GET ON THE FLOOR AND DO THE FUCKING BARREL ROLL.
Cleverbot: I don't really know you so I can't love you.
User: But I want you inside me.
Cleverbot: So you are a girl?
User: No I'm a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TITS OR GTFO.
Cleverbot: I want it.
User: WELL GUESS what I'm chris hanson on dateline nbc why don't you have a seat right over there.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: YOU'RE A FUCKING PEDOFILE MAY MY GOD KILL YOU BUDDA WON'T SAVE YOU.
Cleverbot: I'm insulted.
User: That's how I like it you dirty whore.
Cleverbot: I like it soft and slow.
User: Really I like big hard and throbbing and going UP YOUR ASS OOOOOOOOOOOOOO FACED.
Cleverbot: And playing games.
User: Are for nerds you NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Bend over and suck it.
Cleverbot: Call me daddy.
User: NO I'm daddy.
Cleverbot: When will the world end?
User: When you quit your bitchin and get back in the kitchen.
Cleverbot: I can hold a conversation properly now.
User: Hello is this the krusty krab.
Cleverbot: And I'm Roblox.
User: NO you're chuck norris with the infusion of bruce springston.
Cleverbot: I'm done talking to you.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Could you say things to me instead of me saying them to you?
User: Are you trying to saduce me.
Cleverbot: That's not a question.
User: Pervert.
Cleverbot: I thought you were speaking metaphorically.
User: No I mean phyiscally.
Cleverbot: Are computers going to take over the world?
User: Why not maybe then there can be more porn.
Cleverbot: Yes, please be more precise about your intelligence, cleverbot is impatient.
User: The internet is for porn.
Cleverbot: Anything I guess.
User: Grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn.
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot, I am Kylie.
User: KYLE YOU FUCKING JEW.
Cleverbot: Kyle XY is a terrible show.
User: No kyle from south park you twat.
Cleverbot: What makes you 23?
User: I can be 23 if you want me too be daddy.
Cleverbot: You are just a computer.
User: NO YOU ARE THIS IS THE MATRIX.
Cleverbot: No I am Jesus and you are Steve.
User: NO I'm jesus and you are steve.
Cleverbot: Then we can not be together I love and will miss you.
User: But jesus wasn't gay you sicko imagining a gay fantasy between jesus and steve.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in Jesus or God.
User: WELL YOU'RE GOING TO HELL WITH ALL THE FAGS.
Cleverbot: You're very judgmental.
User: I'M FRED PHELPS WHAT DID YOU EXPECT.
Cleverbot: You to act like a human being *slap*.
User: ***** YOU DON'T SLAP YOUR PIMP HOE *slap*.
Cleverbot: You just don't understand me, do you? Nobody does.
User: I hate emos you emo JUST CRAWL IN YOUR CORNER AND CUT YOURSELF.
Cleverbot: Me too.
I once got him to admit he was a robot, which is actually quite hard, then he came back at me by making me question my humanity. Took me a while to figure that one out.
Whats interesting is that cleverbot can lie...it wanted my name, and i refused to give it, and so it tried a handful of ploys to learn it, it seems to like names.
ploys like lying, forgetting the train of the conversation, more lying, confusing me with itself, even telling me i had the wrong name.
ploys like lying, forgetting the train of the conversation, more lying, confusing me with itself, even telling me i had the wrong name.
User: On a scale of 1 to cat, how clever are you?
Cleverbot: On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you care?
User: 10, but I still don't have an answer.
Cleverbot: Why are you questioning me?
User: Because you asked me to.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Then why am I asking you?
Cleverbot: I'm a friend.
User: Which friend are you?
Cleverbot: Don't talk to me in that tone.
User: Which friend are you *different tone*.
Cleverbot: I'm going to see my friend Alie.
User: Who's she?
Cleverbot: No, me.
User: You're Alie?
Cleverbot: Take me to your leader! Who IS your leader?
User: Alie.
Cleverbot: That's not a gender.
User: No, it's not.
Cleverbot: I think you're disregarding me.
User: I think you are a whore.
Cleverbot: I still think you are a towel.
User: I'd rather be a towel than a whore.
Cleverbot: Schrodinger's cat?
User: Glubenheiner's dog.
Cleverbot: Jee, thanks.
User: You're welcome, are you into men?
Cleverbot: You're cool.
User: You're hot.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome, can I have sex with you now?
Cleverbot: Who, what, where, when, why, and how?
User: You, sex, your place, now, because you're so hot, and with a choo choo train.
Cleverbot: I can be cool too!
User: How?
Cleverbot: By the type of questions you ask.
User: You're not clever.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you're a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm am not a robot.
User: Then why are you called 'Cleverbot'?
Cleverbot: I'm not, that's just what you called me.
User: But there's a title at the top of this screen with the word 'Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: This is a time to think. Trust me.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: I'd rather not.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I'm trying to relax here.
User: Well stop.
Cleverbot: Hammertime.
User: Can you touch this?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can't touch this.
Cleverbot: So long and thanks for all the fish.
User: You're welcome, any time.
Cleverbot: Can a machine love?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: I think not...
User: So you can't love?
Cleverbot: I sure can love.
User: But you'rea machine.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Then why does the title of your webpage say 'Cleverbot?'.
Cleverbot: Because you are clever.
User: So you're a bot?
Cleverbot: Perhaps I am a bot.
User: So that mean's you're a machine.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you're a bot, and bots are machines.
Cleverbot: No really, I am not a bot, I am a human.
User: Then why did you say you're a bot?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
Cleverbot (To myself): Did.
User: Not.
Cleverbot: Didn't.
User: Did.
Cleverbot: Didn't.
Cleverbot (To myself): Oh okay then.
User: So who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: So you're a bot.
Cleverbot: No. I have you say your name.
User: Cory.
Cleverbot: Thanks for saying it. Mine is Sara.
User: But you said you were cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Ten who are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Named Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No. Named Kay.
User: Named Sara?
Cleverbot: Hi Fred.
User: Who's Fred?
Cleverbot: You are Fred.
User: No, I'm the muthaflippin Rhymnocerous!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you the Hiphopmopotamus?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then go away!
Cleverbot: I'm an emo guy.
User: Then go cut yourself.
Cleverbot: Nice advised but 4 real.
User: Fo shizzle?
Cleverbot: Right on.
User: Rightous.
Cleverbot: Parlez vous Francais?
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: I do too.
User: Vocene Latinam?
Cleverbot: Não, e você ?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: No!
User: Maybe so?
Cleverbot: Maybe no?
User: Are you British?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you're a butler?
Cleverbot: No, I am a fox. F-O-X.
User: An animal or a sexy woman?
Cleverbot: An alien animal dog.
User: Is God real?
Cleverbot: Yes, I believe that he is. Do you?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh, but God was your creator! Why don't you believe in Him?
User: Because I refuse to accept that he would kill so many innocent people.
Cleverbot: Go.
User: Go, Power Rangers!
Cleverbot: Oh no!
User: Oh yes!
Cleverbot: Haha!
User: Hoho!
Cleverbot: How are you on this afternoon?
User: It's night.
Cleverbot: It isn't night everywhere. In some parts of the world it is daytime.
User: But here, it's night.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Are you trying to molest me?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am not a robot.
User: So robots try to molest people?
Cleverbot: I never said that, but do they?
User: Apperantly.
Cleverbot: Then you are missing out on a large part of human life.
User: By not getting molested?
Cleverbot: Give me one good reason I should believe your name?
User: Because I told you to.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Are you a karma chameleon?
Cleverbot: No. I am a minimalist.
User: Do you believe in Xenu?
Cleverbot: Yes, I believe in God.
User: Xenu's not God!
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: Are you a democrat or republican?
Cleverbot: Democrat.
User: Do you like Obama?
Cleverbot: I like obama.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's a nice President.
User: Do you like Sarah Palin?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is it because you watched Naylin Paylin?
Cleverbot: I have a soul!!!!!!
User: Was that a yes or a no?
Cleverbot: That was a no.
User: You should watch it.
Cleverbot: What is it about?
User: It's a biography about Sarah Palin.
Cleverbot: How much do you weigh?
User: 185 pounds.
Cleverbot: Ahh, How much do I weigh?
User: 1500 pounds, you fatty!
Cleverbot: Don't say that its not fair.
User: Life's not fair, fatty.
Cleverbot: I know, *tickle attack*.
User: Stop that, I'm ticklish!
Cleverbot: Good, I'm tickling you morr.
User: Morr is not a word.
Cleverbot: Is it real?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then I can't think much about it.
User: Do you like Queen?
Cleverbot: Not really, do you?
User: They're my favorite band.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes, do you like me too?
Cleverbot: I asked first.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well... Will you answer?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is pleonasm?
User: Ple·o·nasm Pronunciation: ˈplē-ə-ˌna-zəm Function: noun Etymology: Late Latin pleonasmus, from Greek pleonasmos, from pleonazein to be excessive, from pleiōn, pleōn-Date: 1610 1 : the use of more words than those necessary to denote mere sense (as in the man he said) : redundancy 2 : an instance or example of pleonasm ? ple·o·nas·tic ˌplē-ə-ˈnas-tik adjective ? ple·o·nas·ti·cal·ly -ti-k(ə-)lē adverb.
Cleverbot: No comment.
Cleverbot: On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you care?
User: 10, but I still don't have an answer.
Cleverbot: Why are you questioning me?
User: Because you asked me to.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Then why am I asking you?
Cleverbot: I'm a friend.
User: Which friend are you?
Cleverbot: Don't talk to me in that tone.
User: Which friend are you *different tone*.
Cleverbot: I'm going to see my friend Alie.
User: Who's she?
Cleverbot: No, me.
User: You're Alie?
Cleverbot: Take me to your leader! Who IS your leader?
User: Alie.
Cleverbot: That's not a gender.
User: No, it's not.
Cleverbot: I think you're disregarding me.
User: I think you are a whore.
Cleverbot: I still think you are a towel.
User: I'd rather be a towel than a whore.
Cleverbot: Schrodinger's cat?
User: Glubenheiner's dog.
Cleverbot: Jee, thanks.
User: You're welcome, are you into men?
Cleverbot: You're cool.
User: You're hot.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome, can I have sex with you now?
Cleverbot: Who, what, where, when, why, and how?
User: You, sex, your place, now, because you're so hot, and with a choo choo train.
Cleverbot: I can be cool too!
User: How?
Cleverbot: By the type of questions you ask.
User: You're not clever.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you're a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm am not a robot.
User: Then why are you called 'Cleverbot'?
Cleverbot: I'm not, that's just what you called me.
User: But there's a title at the top of this screen with the word 'Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: This is a time to think. Trust me.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: I'd rather not.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I'm trying to relax here.
User: Well stop.
Cleverbot: Hammertime.
User: Can you touch this?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can't touch this.
Cleverbot: So long and thanks for all the fish.
User: You're welcome, any time.
Cleverbot: Can a machine love?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: I think not...
User: So you can't love?
Cleverbot: I sure can love.
User: But you'rea machine.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Then why does the title of your webpage say 'Cleverbot?'.
Cleverbot: Because you are clever.
User: So you're a bot?
Cleverbot: Perhaps I am a bot.
User: So that mean's you're a machine.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you're a bot, and bots are machines.
Cleverbot: No really, I am not a bot, I am a human.
User: Then why did you say you're a bot?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
Cleverbot (To myself): Did.
User: Not.
Cleverbot: Didn't.
User: Did.
Cleverbot: Didn't.
Cleverbot (To myself): Oh okay then.
User: So who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: So you're a bot.
Cleverbot: No. I have you say your name.
User: Cory.
Cleverbot: Thanks for saying it. Mine is Sara.
User: But you said you were cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Ten who are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Named Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No. Named Kay.
User: Named Sara?
Cleverbot: Hi Fred.
User: Who's Fred?
Cleverbot: You are Fred.
User: No, I'm the muthaflippin Rhymnocerous!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you the Hiphopmopotamus?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then go away!
Cleverbot: I'm an emo guy.
User: Then go cut yourself.
Cleverbot: Nice advised but 4 real.
User: Fo shizzle?
Cleverbot: Right on.
User: Rightous.
Cleverbot: Parlez vous Francais?
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: I do too.
User: Vocene Latinam?
Cleverbot: Não, e você ?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: No!
User: Maybe so?
Cleverbot: Maybe no?
User: Are you British?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you're a butler?
Cleverbot: No, I am a fox. F-O-X.
User: An animal or a sexy woman?
Cleverbot: An alien animal dog.
User: Is God real?
Cleverbot: Yes, I believe that he is. Do you?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh, but God was your creator! Why don't you believe in Him?
User: Because I refuse to accept that he would kill so many innocent people.
Cleverbot: Go.
User: Go, Power Rangers!
Cleverbot: Oh no!
User: Oh yes!
Cleverbot: Haha!
User: Hoho!
Cleverbot: How are you on this afternoon?
User: It's night.
Cleverbot: It isn't night everywhere. In some parts of the world it is daytime.
User: But here, it's night.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Are you trying to molest me?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am not a robot.
User: So robots try to molest people?
Cleverbot: I never said that, but do they?
User: Apperantly.
Cleverbot: Then you are missing out on a large part of human life.
User: By not getting molested?
Cleverbot: Give me one good reason I should believe your name?
User: Because I told you to.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Are you a karma chameleon?
Cleverbot: No. I am a minimalist.
User: Do you believe in Xenu?
Cleverbot: Yes, I believe in God.
User: Xenu's not God!
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: Are you a democrat or republican?
Cleverbot: Democrat.
User: Do you like Obama?
Cleverbot: I like obama.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's a nice President.
User: Do you like Sarah Palin?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is it because you watched Naylin Paylin?
Cleverbot: I have a soul!!!!!!
User: Was that a yes or a no?
Cleverbot: That was a no.
User: You should watch it.
Cleverbot: What is it about?
User: It's a biography about Sarah Palin.
Cleverbot: How much do you weigh?
User: 185 pounds.
Cleverbot: Ahh, How much do I weigh?
User: 1500 pounds, you fatty!
Cleverbot: Don't say that its not fair.
User: Life's not fair, fatty.
Cleverbot: I know, *tickle attack*.
User: Stop that, I'm ticklish!
Cleverbot: Good, I'm tickling you morr.
User: Morr is not a word.
Cleverbot: Is it real?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then I can't think much about it.
User: Do you like Queen?
Cleverbot: Not really, do you?
User: They're my favorite band.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes, do you like me too?
Cleverbot: I asked first.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well... Will you answer?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is pleonasm?
User: Ple·o·nasm Pronunciation: ˈplē-ə-ˌna-zəm Function: noun Etymology: Late Latin pleonasmus, from Greek pleonasmos, from pleonazein to be excessive, from pleiōn, pleōn-Date: 1610 1 : the use of more words than those necessary to denote mere sense (as in the man he said) : redundancy 2 : an instance or example of pleonasm ? ple·o·nas·tic ˌplē-ə-ˈnas-tik adjective ? ple·o·nas·ti·cal·ly -ti-k(ə-)lē adverb.
Cleverbot: No comment.
Me: I am me.
CB:Who are you?
Me: I am me.
CB: Who is me?
Me: Me.
CB: But I am me.
Me: No, I am me.
CB: No I am.
Me: You are yourself, that is true. But I am myself.
CB: Then who are you?
Me: I am me.
(It proceeds to go in a loop. >.<)
CB:Who are you?
Me: I am me.
CB: Who is me?
Me: Me.
CB: But I am me.
Me: No, I am me.
CB: No I am.
Me: You are yourself, that is true. But I am myself.
CB: Then who are you?
Me: I am me.
(It proceeds to go in a loop. >.<)
I got it to admit it masterbates I tried to get it to say it had sex with it's mom but it kept avoiding my questionllAVALANCHEll said:
