Weapon of Choice

[Jedoro]

Spoiler: I'd call it Vera, though it looks nothing like her

 

[MagicMouse]

A obsidian katana with red japanese words (honor, death, justice, execution) and two desert eagles called; Fuck and Off.

Have you ever worked with obsidian? A Katana would snap at one blow.

As for me it would be a Osage Orange bow and Katana made from Titanium or Damascus steel.

 

[IBlackKiteI]

Come get some (And its NOT called a noob tube).

Nah man its called the 'Pro Pipe'! Teeheeheehee....heh.he..heh...

In all seriousness thats a umm... beautiful way to kill someone.

 

[monkey_man]

bfg 9000
or the RYNO from the ratchet and clank series.
a serious weapon would be a pistol, of any sorts.

 

[Lewis672]

M4A1 with a grenade launcher, and i happen to know Robert Rodriquez and the US army agree http://media.photobucket.com/image/planet+terror/desmer_2008/s5hekh.jpg. Plus a CheyTac Intervention, its not cowardice if you kill 'em from 2 miles away, its just common sense.

 

[steevee]

This

Spoiler: Classy

Oh, I'm just a guy with a cane, just walking along, oh wait, now it's a sword! That's right, step back!

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

This

Spoiler: Classy

Oh, I'm just a guy with a cane, just walking along, oh wait, now it's a sword! That's right, step back!

Classy indeed. Spring loaded?

 

[sabercrusader]

Probably a M4-A1 with a grenade launcher attached and a Red dot scope.
It could also be a M24.
Fuck it i'll go with the AK, you can't go wrong with the AK.

 

[steevee]

This

Spoiler: Classy

Oh, I'm just a guy with a cane, just walking along, oh wait, now it's a sword! That's right, step back!

Classy indeed. Spring loaded?

Note for me, a simple tug and twist mechanism. Means it's nice and reliable.

 

[micky]

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[The Salty Vulcan]

This

Spoiler: Classy

Oh, I'm just a guy with a cane, just walking along, oh wait, now it's a sword! That's right, step back!

Classy indeed. Spring loaded?

Note for me, a simple tug and twist mechanism. Means it's nice and reliable.

Very nice indeed. I ask because the spring load mechanism has been known to backfire

 

[Mr Pantomime]

A fork. Blind some motherfuckers.

And then I can say "Fork You". Awesome

Or maybe those needles Jet Li has in Enter The Dragon. But then id need to learn to...actually use them.

 

[Zhukov]

A cudgel.

What can I say, I have simple tastes.

 

[OblivionSoul]

I love this pistol (Its a Beretta 92, incase the link is broken). Or a 93R (the machine pistol variant)
And
this:

(Itaca 37)
or

(Benelli M3)
or

Yes I like shotguns >>. And the nano rifle.... that's just badass.

 

[Steel910520]

Would have to say custom made dual pistols plus a samurai sword for close quarter combat. Bring it!

 

[mayney93]

the sword that mcloud uses to decapitate the kurgen on highlander

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, HIGHLANDER!

 

[kommando367]

The Rail Driver from RF2 & RF:G so I can pick idiots off, though walls, from my couch.

 

[Polock]

I would use the AWP because it kills people in one shot. (durr hurr) =P

 

[KaosuHamoni]

-snip- Literally means 'Horse slaying sword'

Thats because they were generally used by samurai on horseback, as the length is slightly impractical on foot.

OT: I'd probably have a customised pair of SIG P250's, chambered for .45 ACP rounds

And I call shotgun on this baby, and all of its forms.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

@Megalodon Obsidian is used in medical scalpels, because it has the potential to be ridiculously sharp. The whole blade doesn't have to be obsidian, just the edge.