Weirdest Asssumption made about you?

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Everyone thinks I'm miserable because my face appears to portray misery. It might be the fact that my eyebrows are usually obscured by my fringe.

Spoiler: Does this look miserable to you?

And yes, even though I do little work, my amusing array of little factoids, coupled with my posh accent, lead many to prompt me for help as they have labelled me as "smart".

 

[A Raging Emo]

Everyone thinks I'm miserable because my face appears to portray misery. It might be the fact that my eyebrows are usually obscured by my fringe.

Spoiler: Does this look miserable to you?

How depressing.

 

[DividedUnity]

HAHAHA oh god i laughed so hard at the otter thing.

OT: umm when i was in germany people walked up to me and started asking for directions in russian because i was wearing a ushanka.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Apparently I have an angry face and a rather determined walk. So people seem to think I'm always pissed off about something.

Ironically I'm usually paying so little attention to the world around me that I'm hardly ever angry.

 

[DividedUnity]

Everyone thinks I'm miserable because my face appears to portray misery. It might be the fact that my eyebrows are usually obscured by my fringe.

Spoiler: Does this look miserable to you?

How depressing.

Yeah look at the writing in the top right.

It looks like it says "victims and subsequent genocide" in the corner lol

Not really depressing but you dont look very happy

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Everyone thinks I'm miserable because my face appears to portray misery. It might be the fact that my eyebrows are usually obscured by my fringe.

Spoiler: Does this look miserable to you?

How depressing.

Yeah look at the writing in the top right.

It looks like it says "victims and subsequent genocide" in the corner lol

Not really depressing but you dont look very happy

I do like to sit in the history section of the library.

I didn't like the person who took the picture (he gave me the ridiculous sunglasses to wear - it was a fad he was doing). Though for all we know I'm asleep. But I'm sure that's a bit of a half-smile.

 

[Feste the Jester]

People assume I'm Half-Japanese. Im European

People assume I'm gay because I go to an all guys school. Most people there aren't gay.

People assume Im the twin to these two kids at school.

 

[copperflyingace]

For some reason, people assume that I'm a violent person. Maybe its because I play violent video games, want to join the military, laughed out loud at Inglorious Basterds and Kick Ass, carry a 2.5 inch tactical knife in my pocket, and make empty threats to my friends about how I'm gonna kick their ass.
Strangely enough, I've never been in a real fight, never had violent thoughts about other people (except for Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and every rapist ever), and the idea of actually committing a violent act on another human being makes me turn pale. I would never intentionally hurt anyone else through violent actions, unless they are hurting someone else.

 

[Kraj]

her "I'm trying to choose between him and you"
me O_O what makes you think i'm at all interested in you?
her. X_X

this situation has come up twice in my life. both times are HILARIOUS.

 

[Simriel]

that I am a drug dealer. 3 times in my life people have attempted to purchase drugs from me.

 

[Thediscoducky]

Well most of my family assumes I'm gay, just because I've never had a girlfriend yet (I'm 15...).
Even though I tell them I have no interest in dating, they won't believe me :\
That's pretty much it, though.

 

[leviathanmisha]

People think I'm normal...and that I'm quiet...I laugh at these people...

 

[massaffect123]

The first time my girlfriend saw me in class, she thought I was from Europe. Nowhere specific, but she kinda expected me to speak with a foreign accent. She was slightly shocked when I spoke with a Connecticut accent... where I was born and raised...

 

[GiantRedButton]

Being british, im german o. O But alot of germans assume i'm british

 

[Deadlock Radium]

People go around saying that I don't get any food at home because I'm so thin, I can't do anything about me being thin, I can eat tons of food and not gain a pound of weight.
That's annoying.

And once, someone called me gay because I am tall and have got brown hair.
My reaction was about "What. The. Hell?"
And the worst thing? The guy who called me gay was wearing a white Hello Kitty t-shirt.

 

[Demons_Bane]

Some people assume i am a guys brother even though we don't look at all alike and have completely different hair, facial features, eyes, even builds we are just like the same height.

 

[hungoverbear]

My old roomates assumed i was on steroids, people sometimes assume that im very aggressive when in reality im probably the most laid back person you will ever meet.

 

[Aerodynamic]

That I am a avid drug user.

I don't do drugs at all, but everyone thinks I do.

 

[Gauntes]

lots of people think I'm native American
...I'm Korean btw

 

[Doc Incognito]

a man can take of himself and workout without being gay right?

O gods tell me about it... Folks, I just don't want my face to be covered in pimples, so I use facial wash. That does not equal gay.

Neither does never having a girlfriend before, I just don't want to date the local chavvy populace.

Exactly! I had a girl ask me once if I was gay. No, not knowing a girl that I want to date ≠ gay!