Weirdest comment about your physical appearence you heard.

[PrototypeC]

It was an asian student, of course, not really sure how to compliment in English despite knowing how to speak it. So he tried explaining it to me... "you kind of... look like a knight. Like a knight looks. Is that a compliment, or are you unhappy?" I was kind of shaggy back then, so I guess he was trying to say that in a good way. I said that's fine, and then I started thinking about it.

"A knight, eh? I rather like that." The more I think about it, the more badass that compliment sounds!

 

[Aegwadar]

I have a carefree walk; so while in High School I was called "Shaggy" (Dude from scooby doo). Strange because I obviously can't see how I look walking...

 

[kid_with_camera]

One time a friend of mine had said I looked like I had just finished talking to his mom.
I didn't know how to respond so I just '_' and walked away.
(his mom is a very nice lady btw)

 

[OmegaXIII]

Not my appearance in question but the funniest i have ever heard was "You look like what would happen if the Thundercats shaved Snarf"

 

[justhereforthemoney]

I once had someone I didn't know at a convention point at me and go "Not fair!" And when I blinked at them, totally confused, she said "How come you get so big of boobs when you're so tiny?"

You should've said "Because you touch yourself at night."

OT: Stoner eyes.
Stoner eyes.
Stoner eyes.
Pretty eyes.
Gorgeous eyes.
Beautiful eyes.

I'm so confused.

 

[JoGribbs]

Somebody said I look like the kid from Two and a Half Men. Which, you know, is what I was going for.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I've been told I look similar to Nick Drake, but that's Class-A Oceangoing Bullshit.

 

[crape]

Alyssa to Me: You know... your eyes look like cow eyes

Me to Alyssa: umm.. thank you?

 

[Eggsnham]

I've been told that I look like an "Ox with a little bit of angry dog".

 

[UnlimitedCreativity]

hahaha I been told I look like Neo from the Matrix probably because I flip my hair and have a similar build and was wearing black sunglasses at the time... and a girl told me that I have nice shoulders... yeah that was weird.. like how do you resond to that? And last week another girl pointed out that I was "unique" which was apparently due to the way I dress... I was wearing a black leather jacket, dress shirt, jeans, indoor soccer shoes, sunglasses and a Manchester United scarf (Its cold in canda)... She told me that I couldn't make up my mind which stereotype I wanted to belong to. Although she somehow insisted that was a compliment....

 

[UnlimitedCreativity]

hahaha I been told I look like Neo from the Matrix probably because I flip my hair and have a similar build and was wearing black sunglasses at the time... and a girl told me that I have nice shoulders... yeah that was weird.. like how do you resond to that? And last week another girl pointed out that I was "unique" which was apparently due to the way I dress... I was wearing a black leather jacket, dress shirt, jeans, indoor soccer shoes, sunglasses and a Manchester United scarf (Its cold in canada)... She told me that I couldn't make up my mind which stereotype I wanted to belong to. Although she somehow insisted that was a compliment....

 

[UnlimitedCreativity]

sorry about the double post...

 

[JimJamJahar]

I've been told that I look like an ugly combination of Milo Ventimiglia and Jimmy Carr

 

[jboking]

"You look like one of those grizzly bears that is forced to ride a unicycle."

In all fairness, I was wearing a birthday hat and was pretty pissed off that particular day.

 

[TheHitcher]

Erm, a girl once said I looked like a Jaffa Cake.

That was 8 months ago and I'm still wondering whether it's a compliment or an insult...

 

[sokka14]

"you look like that guy who played doctor octopus"

in other words i look like a large hispanic guy. quite weird, considering i'm a skinny and white.

 

[Enou]

"You look like an etheopian boy!"
Because I'm skinny >.>

 

[LiteraryLitany]

I once had someone I didn't know at a convention point at me and go "Not fair!" And when I blinked at them, totally confused, she said "How come you get so big of boobs when you're so tiny?"

You should've said "Because you touch yourself at night."

OT: Stoner eyes.
Stoner eyes.
Stoner eyes.
Pretty eyes.
Gorgeous eyes.
Beautiful eyes.

I'm so confused.

Well, they do say that having large pupils is an instinctively attractive thing because they dialate like that when people are arracted to one another.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

I don't know if it would count as a comment BUUUUUUUUUUUT

A girl I knew in high school grabbed my crotch and loudly asked "Is this thing real?!".

It serves you right for crotch-stuffing with a bottle of Coca Cola.