Weirdest compliments you've ever received?

[Generator]

A friend of mine once told me that I reminded her of Zach Braff in Garden State, only I'm not famous and I don't have random girls hanging all over me. She said it like it was a compliment, but it seems to me like she took out the only good part about being him.

Wait, the guy whose mom died? (See what I did there?)

Exactly! I don't see how that could be viewed as a positive thing, but she said it so happily, and I don't really know any other defining characteristics of him (I've yet to see the movie).

Also, just today, one of my friends told me that my hair smelled like his girlfriend's... I am a man. At first I thought he was just messing around, but when he proceeded to smell my hair every few minutes since then, it just became really awkward, even if it was originally intended to be a joke.

 

[quiet_samurai]

"If you didn't look just like my cousin I would totally hook up with you.... oh don't worry he's really handsome, so it's a compliment."



Okay......

 

[sky14kemea]

"Your hair is the same colour as an Orang-utans!"

...Yeeeah not the best way to get me to donate to the Rainforest Allaince...

She made me want to punch her D:< Not cool!

 

[feather240]

A friend of mine once told me that I reminded her of Zach Braff in Garden State, only I'm not famous and I don't have random girls hanging all over me. She said it like it was a compliment, but it seems to me like she took out the only good part about being him.

Wait, the guy whose mom died? (See what I did there?)

Exactly! I don't see how that could be viewed as a positive thing, but she said it so happily, and I don't really know any other defining characteristics of him (I've yet to see the movie).

Also, just today, one of my friends told me that my hair smelled like his girlfriend's... I am a man. At first I thought he was just messing around, but when he proceeded to smell my hair every few minutes since then, it just became really awkward, even if it was originally intended to be a joke.

He's an emotionally detached actor/waiter whose been on numbing pills to control his anger since he was twelve.

 

[Generator]

A friend of mine once told me that I reminded her of Zach Braff in Garden State, only I'm not famous and I don't have random girls hanging all over me. She said it like it was a compliment, but it seems to me like she took out the only good part about being him.

Wait, the guy whose mom died? (See what I did there?)

Exactly! I don't see how that could be viewed as a positive thing, but she said it so happily, and I don't really know any other defining characteristics of him (I've yet to see the movie).

Also, just today, one of my friends told me that my hair smelled like his girlfriend's... I am a man. At first I thought he was just messing around, but when he proceeded to smell my hair every few minutes since then, it just became really awkward, even if it was originally intended to be a joke.

He's an emotionally detached actor/waiter whose been on numbing pills to control his anger since he was twelve.

Well that... doesn't really seem like a compliment at all. Hmm, maybe she was just insulting me in a nice way.

 

[thenoblitt]

being a straight male, a girl saying that i have pretty eye lashes was pretty weird

 

[feather240]

A friend of mine once told me that I reminded her of Zach Braff in Garden State, only I'm not famous and I don't have random girls hanging all over me. She said it like it was a compliment, but it seems to me like she took out the only good part about being him.

Wait, the guy whose mom died? (See what I did there?)

Exactly! I don't see how that could be viewed as a positive thing, but she said it so happily, and I don't really know any other defining characteristics of him (I've yet to see the movie).

Also, just today, one of my friends told me that my hair smelled like his girlfriend's... I am a man. At first I thought he was just messing around, but when he proceeded to smell my hair every few minutes since then, it just became really awkward, even if it was originally intended to be a joke.

He's an emotionally detached actor/waiter whose been on numbing pills to control his anger since he was twelve.

Well that... doesn't really seem like a compliment at all. Hmm, maybe she was just insulting me in a nice way.

He isn't so much a sociopath as someone to pity, like a legless puppy.

(HEY WHERE CAN YOU FIND A LEGLESS PUPPY? WHERE EVER YOU LAST PUT HIM! HAAHAHHAHAHAHA)

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

"Wow, you look like your wearing false eyelashes." Uh... thanks?

Also, "You have a pretty smile. You should smile more often instead of glowering like you do." They had me until the second sentence.

 

[Firehopper]

"You have really cute butt."

From a multiple female acquaintances of mine.

Being a gentleman, I never really have an answer for it. I think they might just be fucking with me.

I'm totally in the same boat as this. I never know how to take it -.-

 

[Kajin]

"Oh... My... Gawd! You look exactly like shaggy from scooby-doo! That is sooo hot..."
The weird part was that she actually meant it.

 

[feather240]

I don't receive enough compliments...

One of my huge guy friends (and I mean HEUG) tried to give me a bear hug but ended up bruising his arm on my chin. He yelled, "HOLY CRAP! YOUR CHIN BRUISED MY ARM!"

That is apparently my superpower.

You should fight crime.

CHINTASTIC

 

[Chromanin]

Weird compliments are the only kind I get, but the weirdest and my most favorite compliment I ever got was:

"For a guy who, if I'd gone to highschool with him, I'd have voted 'most likely to end up on a bell tower shooting,' you really kept your cool."

I work in the kitchen of a franchise restaurant. Doesn't matter which one, they all suck. Things get crazy, and I have a temper. One night a wedding party of 30 some odd people came in about a half-hour before closing time, and against all natural laws I managed to keep my lid from blowing off. Apparently, the aforementioned co-worker was impressed.

 

[TheSentinel]

"You are a very strange person."

I get this one a lot, and I take it as a compliment.

Also, in one circle, I am known as the "Font of Random Knowledge." I think that is a good thing...

 

[Beastialman]

"Nice Cock!"

Some guy on chatroulette... I had my pants on honest.

 

[Xhumed]

"You make a good pillow." Said to me by a female school friend, back when I was 17.

 

[inglioti]

I was once told that i have no smell. I think that's a compliment.

jean claude baptiste!

but OT: "you have amazing collar bones"

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

I believe that the weirdest compliment I've ever recieved is that this girl kept saying that my teeth were sexy.

I don't see how my teeth can be sexy, but she insisted that they were.

 

[Trifixion]

"You have the strangest combination of interests and skills I've ever seen in a person."

Ummm...thanks?

"Your voice reminds me of Jack Benny."

...I'm not quite sure how to take that.

Quite a few times: "You should be a radio DJ, you have a great voice for it."

My usual self-deprecating response is "Yeah, and I have a good face for radio, too."

And one time: "Hey, you know, you're really hot when I'm drunk."

Unfortunately, it was a fellow male who was saying this.