Weirdest compliments you've ever received?

[Deadlock Radium]

"You look like a really hot girl who worked in advertising for too long"

Said to me by a very drunk person I was talking to while waiting on the street.

I'm a man, incidentally.

Okay, that made me lol.

Eeh, I don't recieve compliments so often, so it's rather hard to think of any.

I was once told that it was good that I am hethero, because I look nothing like a homosexual. Lulz were made. And I am hetherosexual.

 

[Quaxar]

We may want to think of a cool name now. As we all know noone can hunt monsters without a cool name. And stereotypical characters, but that's the next step I suppose.

How about The Pale Riders or the See-Throughs? I'm female so I'm all set to trip while running in heels, go down into the basement to see what's making that creepy sound or even fumble in my purse looking for my keys.

Pale Riders sounds like a great motorcycle gang name, I like it. And I'll probably go for the guy who always decides to split up and search the dark corridors.

 

[Serioli]

I was having an indecisive moment and flitted through about 5 games in 15-20 mins one time in a flat share.

Friend - 'You're such a gamer (Insert real name here)'

Apparently he was impressed that I could remember and pick up where I left off in each of the games save positions.

 

[uncle-ellis]

One of my huge guy friends (and I mean HEUG) tried to give me a bear hug but ended up bruising his arm on my chin. He yelled, "HOLY CRAP! YOUR CHIN BRUISED MY ARM!"

That is apparently my superpower.

You should fight crime.

 

[Baldry]

Well that my hair feels like sheep

That and im weridly attractive! Hey you said weird

Ohh and had a pedophile say I was a strapping young lad, I say pedo as the person was above the age of 60, was wearing leather, pants an' all, and a mesh T-shirt...This was in my town!

 

[Malyc]

HAX after doing a very efficient set of kills.
Never hacked in my life, so i take it as a sign that im doing good.
Even more amusing when they actually try to kick me for it.

 

[oOxatikeOo]

'You look fertile'.

Didn't quite know how to take that one

 

[Jesus McChrist]

After a couple months being back in contact with an old friend from high school I had a crush on, we ended up in bed. Let me tell you, being told "you're really good at this" during sex is still something really hard not to laugh at.

 

[Clueless Hero]

After I shaved my head to get ready for Spring (Just last week) I got:

"You've got a really good shaped head!"

...Thanks?

 

[xDHxD148L0]

"You look like jesus with that beard."

 

[MorganL4]

Okay, first off I'm a dude, and yet I cant tell you how many of my friends moms are envious of my hair ( its one of those compliments that you really don't know how to respond to) I so I just say "thank you"

 

[Adox1337]

My newest teacher told me this when he was helping my friend: "By the way, you have really nice sideburns!" I was not really sure what to respond with...

 

[NotAPie]

"You eat so much, I'm surprised you're not fat."
...Thanks?

I get that so much already I just started to ignore it and say Thank you.
It's funny because if they don't see me eat they all assume my mom doesn't feed me! (then they get pissed at her which really annoys me)
I can eat 6 steaks the size of my shoe before getting full then go back for 3 more about 10 minutes later.

 

[DEATHROAD]

You have nice eye brows

I think it was sarcastic, but it made me happy xD

 

[lacktheknack]

"Your fat, it's not green... because there isn't any!"

My friend, talking to me while stoned. The best part, I actually am a bit overweight.

 

[lacktheknack]

"You look like jesus with that beard."

Which is funny, because Jesus probably didn't have that beard.

 

[Cookiegerard]

I got told that I have "Bad Mojo"... Now, can someone tell me what the hell that means?

 

[lacktheknack]

Someone told me that i had a nice back one time.

A back? Like how can a back be attractive?

Well, the first few times I heard Justin Timberlake sing about it, I thought that's what he was talking about.

 

[lacktheknack]

I got told that I have "Bad Mojo"... Now, can someone tell me what the hell that means?

Bad luck, a bad aura, or <link=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Mojo>a sick game in which a cockroach owns people.

It's not a compliment... chances are, she thinks you're creepy.

 

[ARatherHandsomeGent]

Two random people have told me ''you have really nice lips'', and one time I was walking around in a top hat (as people should!!!!!!), and got quite a few complements.