Weirdest compliments you've ever received?

[Dr. Awesome Face]

"Your skin is like porcelin, I can see your veins!" It was daytime and the sun was out, so the complimenter wasn't a vampire.

Yeah I got the veins compliment once. i can't remember exactly what she said but it was something like: "You must be a really good patient. Your blood could be taken so easily out of those veins." It was so incredibly random I had no response.

I also got a really short haircut once and someonebrushed past my hair and said it was like dog fur. I was understandabley confused, everyone in the vicinity then began to pat my hair and laugh claiming that: "it really does feel like dog fur!"

 

[Thyunda]

"You look like Liam Neeson"
"I reckon you'd make a good Phantom of the Opera" (I have dry skin on one side of my face so it looks all burnt and nasty. Temporary, of course)
"Your eyes are so beautiful, they're like the ocean"
"You're not a girl!" (Damn right, kid. Why'd you even think I was one?"
"You smell nice." (I wasn't wearing deodorant or aftershave or anything like that. Apparently I just smell good)
"Oh my god, your hair is golden!" (This came shortly after 'Oh my god, you have ginger hair)

 

[CatAttack]

Friend - You smell!
Me - *Sad face*
Friend - Of roses!
Me - *Happy face*
Friend - Grown in liquid shit! >:[
Me - WTF

 

[Scythax]

"You are the most Russian-looking person I know... Seriously you remind me of that guy who just doesn't die in Rock'n'Rolla."
I really had no idea what to say at the time but it's a pretty good compliment when you think about it.


"I wish I had your eyelashes!" By many, many girls. It's almost a routine; "Hi, I'm Callum" - "Hey, I'm...oh my god eyelashes!" -.-

Once after telling a friend what sports I play (IE snowboarding, Rifle shooting, mixed martial arts for 9 years, Army reserves etc) he said "so essentially what you're telling me is that you're an assassin."
All I could do was laugh!


The one which takes the cake for absolute most edge-of-your-seat randomness for me though was this;

"Nice pubes." That threw me off massivly at that particular point in time which probably needs no more comment.


EDIT: Just remembered another situation which wasn't a compliment of any sort, but still quite weird. A friend and I were sparring at our Kenjitsu doju (training building), which involves wooden training swords which are pretty dense, and said friend followed through on a strike too hard and hit my nose making it bleed (don't worry wasn't broken). He didn't say anything like oh sorry or even see if I was ok, his first response was "Fuck dude you broke my sword! Godammit!"
I looked up after a few choice curses and realised he was actually right. There was a massive fracture right down the middle of the thing! And what did he say?
"You owe me a new sword dude."
Man what the hell?!
"you broke my sword"
On my nose!
"Exactly."

In the end neither of us actually paid for a new one. Our Sempai was enjoying the situation so much he just said he could have one of his.

 

[Stewie9007]

this isn't really a compliment but i was hanging out with a friend at a party, and his uncle came up to us and said to my friend "Have fun on your trip" because my friend was going to England, he then asked me if i was also going to England. After I told him i wasn't he said "Well..don't have fun on your vacation then" and walked away.

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

I apparently "...have nice hands..." told to me by a girl I know and she couldn't explain exactly what about them was nice [shrugs his shoulders] but apparently they are.

 

[Thyunda]

Once after telling a friend what sports I play (IE snowboarding, Rifle shooting, mixed martial arts for 9 years, Army reserves etc) he said "so essentially what you're telling me is that you're an assassin."

Brilliance. Particularly combined with looking Russian. You must be the baddest badass around.

 

[Locko96]

"You have a very large head"

Welcome to China. I've also had a man pat and stroke my hair. Yes...

 

[WanderingBiscuits]

I was age 9 and it was My grandad

"Dont worry young one, You may not be very smart but at least you make up for it with your lack of body strength"

...thanks? X.X

 

[Scythax]

I was age 9 and it was My grandad

"Dont worry young one, You may not be very smart but at least you make up for it with your lack of body strength"

...thanks? X.X

Can honestly say that made me lol. Nice, man.


Btw i remembered another one which i put on the previous page as an edit. It's worth a read for some funnies = )

 

[Toriver]

In high school I was speaking German with a German foreign exchange student, and she said I sounded like a Nazi... and actually meant it as a compliment. She didn't mean it in what I was saying, but in my accent... somehow. It was really odd.

It's not exactly in the "compliment" category, but another weird random happenstance from high school was when a girl I was only mildly acquainted with just came up to me at random and said she had a dream that I died and everyone was trying to bring me back to life. Then, without even a change in facial expression, she walked away. Most. Random. Thing. Ever. Still puzzles me to this day.

 

[thylasos]

"Your lips are incredible (my name), you look just like Snow White!"

I'm a 5'11" hairy bloke with a beard, not what one would describe as delicate features, I was wearing flares and a military surplus shirt.

Odd, suffice to say.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

"Yeah, I could picture you a a werewolf."
At least, I think it's a compliment.

 

[Lisolet]

We may want to think of a cool name now. As we all know noone can hunt monsters without a cool name. And stereotypical characters, but that's the next step I suppose.

How about The Pale Riders or the See-Throughs? I'm female so I'm all set to trip while running in heels, go down into the basement to see what's making that creepy sound or even fumble in my purse looking for my keys.

 

[EHKOS]

Some old lady once told my dad he looked like a serial killer (cant remember which one.)

 

[luckshot]

got told by a coworker that they liked me because i seemed "stable"...as in "mentally stable"

 

[Sir-jackington]

Well it wasnt so much a compliment but i guy did spend half the night hitting on me thinking i was a girl (he was THAT drunk) and smelling my hair saying it was very nice, which then lead to everyone else at the party smelling my hair....they agreed

 

[hazabaza1]

"You eat so much, I'm surprised you're not fat."
...Thanks?

 

[Fetzenfisch]

A somehow stoned Black-Metalhead on a festival told me:
"You are like Green-tea with Hansa, but thats cool"
(note: Hansa is a cheap brand of Beer, the best of the cheapest = Punkrock)

 

[Dapsen]

back before i got my "army cut", and my hair reached a good length below my chin, i had about 6 different girls ask me what shampoo and conditioner i use.

btw: im a guy.