Weirdest/Most Horrible Ways You've Been Woken Up.

[manic_depressive13]

I opened my eyes to my grandma leaning over me, about an inch from my face, grinning like a psycho (and she doesn't have the best teeth). I reflexively screamed and did that thing they do in animes/ movies where they shuffle backwards in terror. My grandma got pretty pissed that I reacted like that- the fucking freak. I think she thought that I was only pretending to be asleep or something.

 

[EvilMaggot]

My dog randomly jumping on my stomach, asking to be let outside.

CATPCHA:

Huh.

PFET

 

[EvilMaggot]

One of these landing on my chest.

Now they are NOT the man eaters people think they are however they are ugly bastards and having that staring at me when it woke me up scared the shit out of me.

WHAT IN THE ETERNAL FUCKMOTHERING HELL IS THAT THING?!

Kill it with fire. Seriously. Fucking hell.

Camelspider, i know they live in afghanistan, heard stories from one of my Sergents that down in afghang most of the time they are checking thier boots and such for those motherfuckers, he even told how the best ways to kill them

 

[EvilMaggot]

just imagine waking up like this everyday for 13 weeks

tried it for 16 weeks...yay.. or nay ?

 

[XHolySmokesX]

I was once woken up in the middle of the night by a fox screaming outside my window, and you know how foxes sounding like women or children getting murdered when they scream, so after the fox screamed once, precceded by total silence, i ended up lying in my bed, pretty terrified for a while, and only realised it was a fox the next morning.

The most confusing way i've been woking up was by my mum coming in and having a conversation with me while i was asleep. I was the wierdest thing i've ever experienced, i still felt asleep after i woke up and forgot the first hour of being awake as if it were still a dream.

 

[kayisking]

military, the sergents banging on the door like crazies... still got freaking shivers <_< ... or when we were sleeping out and they decided to wake us up with a grenade... T_T 90% of all my entire bad wake ups is from 4 months of military...

oor 2x 55kg german shepards jumping on me

A...a... live grenade?...

It doesn't tend to be very loud if it's not live, now does it?

 

[Johnny Reb]

just imagine waking up like this everyday for 13 weeks

tried it for 16 weeks...yay.. or nay ?

well bravo sir. were you in Danish army?

 

[EvilMaggot]

just imagine waking up like this everyday for 13 weeks

tried it for 16 weeks...yay.. or nay ?

well bravo sir. were you in Danish army?

indeed still got shivers from the time xD

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

A cat, on my bed. No-one in our family owns one. Combined with one freaky nightmare resulted in me freaking out badly.

Turns out that it likes out house and had been spotted before on someone else's bed when nobody else was around.

It got in through a open window, the next night I closed it and the cat tried to jump inside again. The now mildly stunned cat never entered our house again (that I know of)

REcaptcha: HCN, ntanswe

 

[JoesshittyOs]

My Dad has a nasty tendency of waking me up in an urgent voice which leads me to believe someone in my family has died. It's always sad and alert, and he never tells me what's going on as he quickly runs from my room.

So I end up jumping right out of bed to figure out that I had forgotten to do the dishes or some random crap.

 

[Blow_Pop]

The dog licking my face...no wait the dog standing over me just looking at me....creepy*shudders*

 

[funguy2121]

Punch in the face. That's pretty damned bad. Especially as a prelude to running drunk and shirtless down the street.

 

[Farotsu]

A girl that I was dating at the time knocked my door at 2AM because she felt like doing striptease for me and then sex. It was awesome at start but when she did that the third time I just opened the door and went back to sleep.

 

[TheMurray]

A cat trying to throw up on me. Fantastic.

 

[Varrdy]

Not me personally but a friend of mine's ex-BF once woke her up by placing the stereo speakers by the bed and cranking out Time by Pink Floyd at full volume - Evil.

I'd say mine was a very realistic dream in which our house was broken into. When I jerked awake I wasn't sure if I was dreaming or not (hey it was 3:30am!) so had to grab a weapon and check out the house, doors, windows, back gate - the lot - just to be sure!

Wardy

 

[Sir Prize]

The dog jumped on my stomach while I was asleep, with a heck of a lot of force. Also, being a Jack russel he tends to bark very loudly when the postman comes by...and when he sitting right next to me.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Does my dog frequently coming into my room at around 7:00 AM and whimpering count? 'Cause she does this every weekday, and the fact that everyone else has left home at that time doesn't help...

 

[PAGEToap44]

I can't remember any particularly bad wake ups, but I can share one from one of my classmates.

So when we were 15 (I went to boarding school btw) one of my friends starts sleepwalking in the middle of the night, even managing to put shoes on in his sleep. He walks downstairs to the bottom corridor of rooms and starts knocking on everyone's door. Obviously it's horrible to wake up at 1 in the morning with a creepy knock on the door and then the sound of heavy footsteps walking away. One guy was so freaked out he opened his door, hit the sleepwalker in the face, then locked himself back in his room. My friend didn't wake up, despite being knocked to the ground. Even cold water wouldn't wake him. Eventually he woke up in the middle of the corridor with 2 guys sitting next to him and miles away from his bed. He did not enjoy this feeling.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Well my friends have the habit of messing around with me when I fall asleep (which I do almost always first, i'm such a lightweight) and so there are plenty of times when i've woken up with oreo's on muffins on my head or flattened against my face.

There were also other freakish ones where I woke up after having a really bad nightmare and it was like a dream within a dream (ooooh Inception) and I thought i was awake when actually it just was another freakish nightmare which then woke me up. After I woke up however, I started hearing noises downstairs and I started panicking and freaked out so I went to get my Dad to check. I'm a very paranoid person by nature.