I once dumped a girl because I hadn't got her a valentines present so I didn't want to upset her by not getting her anything so I left her instead. By text. I regret it now and feel quite guilty.
-Ricky
-Ricky
Haha, it wasn't just her walking speed, obviously there were real reasons, it's just that that was the most amusing. It was still very, very annoying though...sky14kemea said:i have a best friend like that, its annoying >_< they wont slow down for you
ive never been dumped or dumped anyone, i havent started dating yet XD
now i can see many reasons to wait a bit longer...
those are some of the strangest absolutely batshit insane ways/reasons to end relationships. did you tell the first one that she had some balls to tell you that (as opposed to hearing it through the grape vine)?Rednog said:One day when I was walking down the hall carrying my girlfriend's books and chatting she goes
"So I went to a wedding over the weekend, got really hammered, and woke up in bed with three guys and I felt really good."
Needless to say, I dropped her books in the middle of the hall, did an about face, and never spoke to her again.
Another gf I had said she couldn't continue the relationship because she was Indian and I was white and if we had kids they would be an odd skin color.
thats more or less what happened to me.Xbowhyena said:A girl broke up with me (just a week ago) because her mom hated me hardcore for no apparent reason. Apparently she doesn't like men who get near perfect grades in school, considering now she is going out with my friend (who is dumbshit as a rock, I'm sorry lol) and her mom is perfectly fine with it. I'm so confused!!
I like to think it's because I'm stunningly attractive, but it's probably just because she was a bit coo-coo.Reaperman Wompa said:Jesus Christ man, what's with you that you can do all that and she still wants to stay with you, AND breaking up with you makes her a lesbian.Revernd Awesome said:Not the weirdest break up, but the following events we're pretty weird.
After a few months of seeing this girl I realized I really didn't like anything more than her body and was juts using her a rebound.
I'm not sure what ran through my head, but I figured if I just started treating her like crap, pretty much only talking to her when she's undressed that she'd figure it out and dump me, save me the hassle of having to dump her.
Evidently not, after 2 weeks of me treating her like crap, I had to confront her about it, the convo went something like this;
"I'm treating you like shit, why haven't you broken up with me yet"
"Because I really like you"
".....oh"
I then did man up and dump her, not the most eloquent break up though.
What I found hilarious was that after I broke up with her, she was so disillusioned with men that she became a Lesbian for 8 months.
Wow you coulda gone to literally any store and bought flowers and cheap chocolate lol. Dumping on Valentines day is just cruel.Death Magnetic said:I once dumped a girl because I hadn't got her a valentines present so I didn't want to upset her by not getting her anything so I left her instead. By text. I regret it now and feel quite guilty.
-Ricky
It was a mix of I couldn't be bothered and I knew I wasn't going to the shops in time for it. It was a week before valentines so I wasn't a complete evil bastard, just a bit of a dick.Flap Jack452 said:Wow you coulda gone to literally any store and bought flowers and cheap chocolate lol. Dumping on Valentines day is just cruel.Death Magnetic said:I once dumped a girl because I hadn't got her a valentines present so I didn't want to upset her by not getting her anything so I left her instead. By text. I regret it now and feel quite guilty.
-Ricky
Oh ive had that oneYellow Lad Unleashed said:My brother got dumped because the relationship "lasted too long".
Yeah the next words were fuyck off you whoreSmartIdiot said:Hahaha. No I'm not laughing at you guys, but you should be laughing with me. It's pathetic when a girl says that. It happened to me at a party so I just turned around and said "Fine, you admitted you're a lying whore, now fuck off because everyone sees you for what you are, there's nothing left for you to feed on" then grabbed a beer and started dancing again. No time for regret, the only way is forward!DM master said:Happened to me to mate.. "i love you too much to see you like this etc etc"SamSmith said:Because she cheated on me.
SHE dumped ME because she cheated on me.
...The fuck?
I'm not going to lie. That's kind of gross....BallPtPenTheif said:A friend of mine dumped his live-in roommate who turned into his girlfriend. Apparently she was cute at which point I asked, "Then why did you dump her?"
To which he responded, "She fucking bled, everywhere."
Massive messy periods. He dumped her over massive, blood everywhere, ruined the sheets, ruined his clothes, stained the shower.. periods.