Weirdest/Stupidest Reason A Relationship Ended

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Death Magnetic

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I once dumped a girl because I hadn't got her a valentines present so I didn't want to upset her by not getting her anything so I left her instead. By text. I regret it now and feel quite guilty.

-Ricky
 

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sky14kemea said:
i have a best friend like that, its annoying >_< they wont slow down for you

ive never been dumped or dumped anyone, i havent started dating yet XD
now i can see many reasons to wait a bit longer...
Haha, it wasn't just her walking speed, obviously there were real reasons, it's just that that was the most amusing. It was still very, very annoying though...

Also: Waiting is pointless, you learn a lot more by just going for it and having a succession of ultimately shitty relationships, prepares you for when stuff like that actually matters, if you're lucky then you may end up actually having fun.
 

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Rednog said:
One day when I was walking down the hall carrying my girlfriend's books and chatting she goes
"So I went to a wedding over the weekend, got really hammered, and woke up in bed with three guys and I felt really good."
Needless to say, I dropped her books in the middle of the hall, did an about face, and never spoke to her again.

Another gf I had said she couldn't continue the relationship because she was Indian and I was white and if we had kids they would be an odd skin color.
those are some of the strangest absolutely batshit insane ways/reasons to end relationships. did you tell the first one that she had some balls to tell you that (as opposed to hearing it through the grape vine)?

i had a girl who's grandfather died and she then refused to talk to me or go near me (in college in some of the same classes) so i called her and then since she didn't answer i told her if she wanted to not be in a relationship to let me know, 3 days later she broke up via text
 
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Xbowhyena said:
A girl broke up with me (just a week ago) because her mom hated me hardcore for no apparent reason. Apparently she doesn't like men who get near perfect grades in school, considering now she is going out with my friend (who is dumbshit as a rock, I'm sorry lol) and her mom is perfectly fine with it. I'm so confused!!
thats more or less what happened to me.

and another breakup where I had to break up with my girlfriend, mainly because all she really did was ask for money, and the first time I said "no" she said I hated her, so I said we're done, then she hooked up with some other dude a day later.

poor basard...


she was pretty hot though
 

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A very inapropriate yo momma joke...

turns out her momma was actually so ugly she made blind children cry
 

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I was once told that the distance between us was too big for it to work. What made this weird was, the day before she told me (via text) that she was really happy being with me. We met up the following day and she dumped me. We lived a twenty minute bus journey away...

But the worst break up I've ever had was being told - again by a text - that she felt more comfortable with her friend 'Gemma'. She went out with her for a week or so before I saw her again, with her new boyfriend. That actually made me feel better about it for some reason. Let someone else have to put up with her crap.
 

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Reaperman Wompa said:
Revernd Awesome said:
Not the weirdest break up, but the following events we're pretty weird.
After a few months of seeing this girl I realized I really didn't like anything more than her body and was juts using her a rebound.
I'm not sure what ran through my head, but I figured if I just started treating her like crap, pretty much only talking to her when she's undressed that she'd figure it out and dump me, save me the hassle of having to dump her.
Evidently not, after 2 weeks of me treating her like crap, I had to confront her about it, the convo went something like this;
"I'm treating you like shit, why haven't you broken up with me yet"
"Because I really like you"
".....oh"

I then did man up and dump her, not the most eloquent break up though.
What I found hilarious was that after I broke up with her, she was so disillusioned with men that she became a Lesbian for 8 months.
Jesus Christ man, what's with you that you can do all that and she still wants to stay with you, AND breaking up with you makes her a lesbian.
I like to think it's because I'm stunningly attractive, but it's probably just because she was a bit coo-coo.
I would sorta expect behavior like that from someone who is really butt ugly and doesn't have many offers, but this girl was quite attractive which is what made it weird.
Wow, I sound really up my own arse here, allow me to be moreso; I am currently "seeing" a model. ;)
 

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Death Magnetic said:
I once dumped a girl because I hadn't got her a valentines present so I didn't want to upset her by not getting her anything so I left her instead. By text. I regret it now and feel quite guilty.

-Ricky
Wow you coulda gone to literally any store and bought flowers and cheap chocolate lol. Dumping on Valentines day is just cruel.
 

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the stupidest one i have is, my last girlfriend lived a half an hour away and we couldn't see each other alot(neither of us were old enough to drive). but i was the one making all the effort to see her every time i had the chance. but she always broke our dates. so after 1 month of this she decided to break up with me because i never wanted to go out in the first place. she then tried to gwt back together with me twice. shes coo coo for coco puffs
 

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A friend of mine dumped his live-in roommate who turned into his girlfriend. Apparently she was cute at which point I asked, "Then why did you dump her?"

To which he responded, "She fucking bled, everywhere."

Massive messy periods. He dumped her over massive, blood everywhere, ruined the sheets, ruined his clothes, stained the shower.. periods.
 

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Flap Jack452 said:
Death Magnetic said:
I once dumped a girl because I hadn't got her a valentines present so I didn't want to upset her by not getting her anything so I left her instead. By text. I regret it now and feel quite guilty.

-Ricky
Wow you coulda gone to literally any store and bought flowers and cheap chocolate lol. Dumping on Valentines day is just cruel.
It was a mix of I couldn't be bothered and I knew I wasn't going to the shops in time for it. It was a week before valentines so I wasn't a complete evil bastard, just a bit of a dick.

-Ricky
 

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SmartIdiot said:
DM master said:
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Because she cheated on me.
SHE dumped ME because she cheated on me.
...The fuck?
Happened to me to mate.. "i love you too much to see you like this etc etc"
Hahaha. No I'm not laughing at you guys, but you should be laughing with me. It's pathetic when a girl says that. It happened to me at a party so I just turned around and said "Fine, you admitted you're a lying whore, now fuck off because everyone sees you for what you are, there's nothing left for you to feed on" then grabbed a beer and started dancing again. No time for regret, the only way is forward!
Yeah the next words were fuyck off you whore :)
 

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After my first girlfriend died, I dated another, but soon broke up with her after a year. I gave her a really nice expensive ring with an Emerald. She broke up with me because she said she hated emeralds and that I didn't love her because I bought her an emerald ring.

She wanted me to take it back and get her a diamond. I tried to say that I picked this ring our over hundreds of rings because I felt something special in it. She thought I was crazy and I just told her..."yeah, I am crazy, I dated you didn't I?" That was it and I haven't spoken to her for 2 years now.
 

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went out with my ex for 7 1/2 months, she then broke up with me on halloween, when id stayed in with her, cause she didnt want to go to a party(i was away at uni by this point, while she wasn't), over msn... the reason? She'd apparently never fancied me... which makes some of the things we did together quite odd... :-/ oh, then a week later she went with this bastard who she ended up losing her best friend over, while repeatedly feeling the need to try talk to me about him, her, her best friend, how life wasn't fair... Oh, and just to top this off, she also liked to try and discuss what they should do together, and how she should try and get him into bed.. Wow, she could be a ***** sometimes!
 

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My ex "dumped" me because I was boring. Well, he didn't exactly dump me as he didn't have the guts to so after a couple of hellish weeks during which he would always find an excuse not to be with me I got tired and ended it.

I worked 5 days a week and had to take a class so I had a lot of studying to do, while he had no job, didn't go to school and spent his days partying with friends. Had I known he would be like that, I wouldn't have said yes when he asked me out!!!!!
 

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BallPtPenTheif said:
A friend of mine dumped his live-in roommate who turned into his girlfriend. Apparently she was cute at which point I asked, "Then why did you dump her?"

To which he responded, "She fucking bled, everywhere."

Massive messy periods. He dumped her over massive, blood everywhere, ruined the sheets, ruined his clothes, stained the shower.. periods.
I'm not going to lie. That's kind of gross....
 

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We got into an argument, but i didn't know we where having said argument, i said some stuff and we never spoke again although i knew we had broken up i didn't figure out until about a month later why we had broken up.