Weirdest way someone has started a conversation with you
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This girl once said to me "did it just thunder then?" I said "no" she said "oh...do you want to have sex?". A conversation wasn't started, but it was weird nontheless.
Oddest start to a conversation for was when I was riding the bus home one weekend. A lady sat down next to me, looked at me twice (I had headphones on and heavy metal music blaring) and suddendly asked, "Did you just get out of prison?"
Well...one of my friends has started many conversations simply with the word fellatio. The odd thing is the following conversations had nothing to do with fellatio.
my boss at work is good and sweet woman... but she usually starts conversations with me once I get in the kitchen like
"so Shaun and I are trying to have kids!"
that or one of my best friends, Emilia, will always walk up to me and say "feel this" or "does this feel weird"
and always shows her arm or leg, I think she's always thinking somethings wrong with them.
but then, this is also the girl who got a new bra while a bunch of us were shopping and then asked me and my girlfriend "hey, feel my boobs... niiiice huh?"
"so Shaun and I are trying to have kids!"
that or one of my best friends, Emilia, will always walk up to me and say "feel this" or "does this feel weird"
and always shows her arm or leg, I think she's always thinking somethings wrong with them.
but then, this is also the girl who got a new bra while a bunch of us were shopping and then asked me and my girlfriend "hey, feel my boobs... niiiice huh?"
Walking down the longest hall in my highschool and some girl I don't know randomly walks up to me, grabs hold of my hand and says "Hey baby! How are you?". Oddly enough situations like this happen a lot to me so I played along and we flirted until we got to the end of the hallway. Never talked to her again and still don't know her name.
More recently a guy I don't know walked up to me and said "Hey man! It's been so long!" and gave me a hug. A very interesting conversation about politics followed.
More recently a guy I don't know walked up to me and said "Hey man! It's been so long!" and gave me a hug. A very interesting conversation about politics followed.
I kids you not, Escapists. A girl kicked me in the balls. Then stood over me (I was floored), and proceeded to say "Hey. Hows your day going?"
Also, I'm in English and I volunteer to take a message to another teacher. I walk in and one of the girls immediately begins to talk to her adjacent friend about me. They weren't very good at hiding it so I kind gave her a bit of an odd look. As I walk out, She says "Hi, boyfriend!". I respond "Hey." I don't know who she was. " I haven't seen her since.
A random girl walks up to me in the hallway and gives me a hug. Now, I like hugs; I'm a fucking teddy bear, but wtf (who the fuck) is this person. She holds the hug for awhile and tells me that everything will be okay. I ask her if she heard anything about me having a problem, (any immature rumors), she says in that philosophical, sexy kind of way "No, but I know. We all have a problem we can't speak. It'll be okay." She then gives me another short hug and walks off. never saw her again.
Also, I'm in English and I volunteer to take a message to another teacher. I walk in and one of the girls immediately begins to talk to her adjacent friend about me. They weren't very good at hiding it so I kind gave her a bit of an odd look. As I walk out, She says "Hi, boyfriend!". I respond "Hey." I don't know who she was. " I haven't seen her since.
A random girl walks up to me in the hallway and gives me a hug. Now, I like hugs; I'm a fucking teddy bear, but wtf (who the fuck) is this person. She holds the hug for awhile and tells me that everything will be okay. I ask her if she heard anything about me having a problem, (any immature rumors), she says in that philosophical, sexy kind of way "No, but I know. We all have a problem we can't speak. It'll be okay." She then gives me another short hug and walks off. never saw her again.
