Welcome, how tough are ya?

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I rubbed salt into a papercut because it sounded fun. It was

 

[s0denone]

Tough enough to play football with a broken arm (on two different occasions) as well as a broken finger, and a broken ankle.

Aside from that, I've drunk about 45 units in one night.
Oh, I've also come back from being knocked out, to win a fight.

 

[Zarokima]

I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden last week and only cried for 20 minutes.

 

[zen5887]

I've had part of an ingrown toenail removed.......without anesthetic.

That's happened tome.. three times.

I've also once got a giant blister on my finger during the first song of a 40 minute set... ouuuuch...

 

[SageRuffin]

I practice krav maga.

Look it up.

 

[Breadzombie]

I have a neurological problem that kicks in from time to time with a 10/10 pain.I've got meds for it, but I just shake it off(cuddled in bed with my teddy).Cause of it my pain threshold has gotten really high.
True story.

 

[HardkorSB]

I'm so tough that when someone tries to shoot me, I just look at the bullet and it runs away.
I'm so tough that I piss with napalm and shit with uranium.
I'm so tough that Chuck Norris has nightmares about me.
I'm so tough that I can watch Transformers 2, Twilight and The Phantom Menace... AT THE SAME TIME!!!

 

[XJ-0461]

I punched my folder trying to get it into my bag and I fucked up my knuckles. Didn't really hurt though.

Also, there are very few people who can claim to be tougher than Bert Trautmann. Back in the day, a broken neck meant nothing.

 

[hazabaza1]

How tough am I? How tough AM I?! I PLAYED ALL THE WAY THROUGH DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS WITHOUT PHYSICALLY HARMING MYSELF! THEN, I PLAYED MASS EFFECT 2 WITHOUT BREAKING MY CONTROLLER!

Are you saying that because you think they're bad, or because you think they're hard?

OT: Had a table crush my fingers. And I only cried for 30 minutes!
I was 9.

 

[TheComedown]

I cut my shin pretty bad once. And I did not sew, so I have a bad scar.

Yaaarrrrrghhh!

Edit: Also, I dislike blowing bubbles.

All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

I've had part of an ingrown toenail removed.......without anesthetic.

I've had that done, i really didn't think it was that big of a deal.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

I fell out of a tree onto a barbed wire fence.

That sounds painful. It's more painful than it sounds.

 

[Burwood123]

I crushed coal into diamonds.... With my eyelashes

 

[Kud]

Part of an ingrown toenail?! Pah! Don't make me laugh!

I have a 6 inch scar which chipped the bone in my knee that I got when I was 9 years old, and I didn't get any anesthetic or sleeping crap to ease the pain, I just took it like a man.

Ok maybe I screamed a little...

And than 2 years later I got another 2 inch scar on the same knee and I was once again not given any anesthetic or sleeping crap because non of it worked on me.

I have had a LOT of stitches in that knee...

 

[SturmDolch]

6 or so weeks ago, I fell at a club, drunk, and twisted my leg. I got an ... MCL or ACL or something. Still can't walk right, still wearing a brace, still going to Physio, and still waiting for MRI next week.

 

[Stoic raptor]

I climbed a 500 ft cliff only using my toes

 

[IckleMissMayhem]

Walked off a broken ankle.

 

[Hiphophippo]

I'm not.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

How tough am I?

I EAT FIRE AND DRINK BLOOD!

Calumon: He sets his marshmellows on fire and eats them and drinks his blood when he gets hurt. :S

 

[delta46]

I've beaten up a guy in a fight when his opening move was kicking me in the balls.

You sir,have my total respect and awe

 

[Decum]

I'm so tough, i can open a bottle of ketchup, with my pinky.