Welcome, how tough are ya?

[dfphetteplace]

I'm a firefighter, thats how tough I am.

 

[capin Rob]

I eat a bowl of nails every morning..... Without any milk.

 

[AWAR]

I've worked with a chainsaw for hours... while it was raining..

 

[Blimey]

I climbed a 500 ft cliff only using my toes

Oh shit! I'm glad I'm not the only one who has done this!


Well I mean I did it with my lips, but whatever no big deal or anything...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Every morning I take a shower under a flow of razorblades and salt.

 

[The Austin]

I've had part of an ingrown toenail removed.......without anesthetic.

I've done that to myself, three times, and then cut off the infected skin as well. All done with just basic nail clippers.

Yea, I've done that, my toenail takes a 90 degree drop right into my skin, so I usually dig it out every month or so, but cutting out the infected skin?
That takes balls.

Oh, and I also have two pug dogs, and they maul me every day......Am I in?
[sub]I'm not very tough...[/sub]

 

[Yureina]

Only thing I do know is that I have tough bones, because no matter how many little incidents I get myself into, such as slamming my toe against a door on accident or having a rock dropped on my finger leaving a massive scar, I have never broken a bone in my life. Ever. It has shocked every observer who has seen these injuries. Not that I mind or anything.

 

[ddon]

Walked on a broken leg a bit. My game consoles are upstairs and if I used the crutches I would probably break something else, so I walked on my legs. I also got this hole in my head when I was younger because my brother accidently shoved it into a table as well as getting hit in the head with every ball you can think of, except a balling ball. Because of this I have a high pain tolerance.

 

[Baldry]

I survived a quad bike accident and didn't break a bone, oh and by accident I mean the bike decided to fly and do a barrel roll, flinging me forward, get hit my the bike in mid air, me land on the ground in some rocks and the bike magically land a few metres ahead, hows that for badass.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Fractured a vertabrae in my back, continued playing rugby then played another match a few days later in the front row of the scrum.

Front row of the scrum is where the entire force of 16 guys pushing meets. Was sore.

Other than that just head injuries, sprained shoulders, concussions, broken fingers and i have relocated a few of my own fingers after one match.

Ah rugby

And yet still my friends think American Football is more macho. /facepalms at them.

I have mentioned this before, but I hit a taxi on one of these:

Spoiler

Continuing, I hurt my left thigh pretty damn good, it had swollen up to twice the size it normally is, both my thigh and knee bled a fair amount, yet I still walked that 1,5 kilometer home before walking back to get my snowracer.
It didn't hurt before it had gone 15 minutes, then it got bloody awful, yet I still walked to get my snowracer.

Also, I pissed on one of those electric fences made to keep cows and all that in place. It hurt. It hurt very much.

EDIT: I must also add that even the taxident (Accident+taxi, yeeeah, and I also made a dent in the taxi, double yeeeah.) didn't break my leg. I have never broken any bones in my body.

EDIT 2: I sawed into my left index finger while on a scout camp. I actually sawed through 1/4 of the bone in the finger.
I stood up, walked to the nurse and got a bandage, she was pretty shocked when she saw my finger. All that's left is a little scars.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Broke some bones over the years.
Got concentrated hydrochloric acid on me and didn't know for a few minutes (it started to burn).

 

[Evilbunny]

I think my hairdo speaks for itself.

 

[Zarokima]

Got concentrated hydrochloric acid on me and didn't know for a few minutes (it started to burn).

That happened to me in high school chemistry. I didn't really pay attention to the safety instructions at the beginning of the class, so I poured bleach on my arm to neutralize it. Fucking OUCH!

 

[Ickorus]

Sliced open my foot on a rock and had to walk to the hospital. (It was quiet a distance)

Broke my toe twice in 2 weeks and didn't even go to the doctor.

 

[Marter]

I've had part of an ingrown toenail removed.......without anesthetic.

I've done that to myself, three times, and then cut off the infected skin as well. All done with just basic nail clippers.

Yea, I've done that, my toenail takes a 90 degree drop right into my skin, so I usually dig it out every month or so, but cutting out the infected skin?
That takes balls.

It didn't hurt quite that bad, it's disinfecting it with Hydrogen Peroxide afterwards that really stings.

 

[PatrickXD]

I shot my broken toe with an air-soft pistol as a punishment for hurting me.

 

[joshthor]

I dislocated my knee a couple of weeks ago, the parametics said; and i quote: "that is the worst dislocated knee i have ever seen, we cant fix this, we need to get you to a doctor" take note these are parametics trained at the military base specifically for trauma stuff. i was on the phone talking to my freinds about what i did the other day, and giving my report to my boss at work. I was also in marching band carrying bass 5 (biggest bass drum) while on a leg splint 2 days after it happened.

next: I have a sinus infection and i ran 2 miles
next: I havent thrown up due to anything since i was 6.
next: When me and my freinds fight, i usually win. i can rarely get a punch in (im pretty slow), but i can take ALOT of hits without going down, and im big, so i simply over power them.
next: I was pissed off so i punched one of my bassline members in the stomach and knocked him down with one punch.

edit: also i can take a few hits to the balls without being dazed.

basically im awesome.

 

[BlackStar42]

I made it to the bottom of the Offended page.

 

[Polyintrinsic]

I've had part of an ingrown toenail removed.......without anesthetic.

Same here but I removed it myself.... not joking.