Survived 3 car crashes. Broke some bones in the second one
Drove a go-kart through one side of a barn, and not out the other.
Flipped that same go kart
Fell once and it bent my spine in one hell of a painful way, couldn't walk till' the doctor put it back into place. had to go to chiropractor for years.
Knocked my entire ribcage out of place playing football.
Tripped, dropped a glass, it shattered and I landed on top of the bits...bled like crazy
When I was around 7, I knocked four of my teeth out at once.
Hit in the face by a ricochet from my pellet gun, that welted up pretty bad.
Fallen out of a truck bed.
Put my fist through a wall.
Stepped on a nail.
My @$$hole of a sister decided to press a burning stick into my arm.
I have ran full speed into barbed wire...by accident
Survived a small explosion in science class when someone turned on the gas line when it was hooked up to nothing. I tried to light a burner and boom, lost all the hair on my arm and some on my head. Smelt horrible
Went face first into the corner of the counter, I have a neat scar from that.
Stabbed...with a pencil but that counts when the person behind it was looking to hurt me.
Took up martial arts for a few years, awarded gold in a competition.
Also knocked a friend out by accident...one hit, i didn't mean for it to be that hard...sorry Chris
And one that didn't hurt, but almost killed me. Was burning old boxes and paper work from my garage. Was going great and I got lazy and decided to just throw the boxes in the fire without checking what was in them...well apparently someone thought it a good idea to store firearm ammunition in one box. Not fun trying to put out a fire when there are .44 mag, .45 acp, and .22 rounds going off.
And after all that, I still don't think i am all that tough. And I know I am forgetting something