Well done, YOU broke the internet...

[Kinguendo]

I'd say "sorry" and then hide in a super-secret bunker that also happens to be at the bottom of the sea. I can't tell you where exactly it is though, because then I'd have to kill you.

Watch out for the big daddies, they like their porn too.

Well, it would appear I did not entirely think that plan through.. Fear not, I have a new, better plan: I shall dig a tunnel to the center of the moon.

Will you start digging from Earth to the Moon? Because that would be impressive, that and I think people will be alerted by an unauthorised space shuttle take off.

 

[Sparrow]

First, I think I'd update my Twitter profile saying "OHMIGOD! HALP PLZ"

Ok, not really. Besides the fact the internet would be broken, I hate Twitter with every fiber of my being.

I'd question how the hell I broke the internet, since I think it's impossible for one person to do that.

Mr Litterally strikes again.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

Don a cape and walk around laughing maniacally.

Pretty much this, but I would add a top hat and handle bar mustache. Actually I think that I am going to do that anyway.

 

[Internet Kraken]

I'd question how the hell I broke the internet, since I think it's impossible for one person to do that.

Mr Litterally strikes again.

So you wouldn't question how you managed to break the entire internet?

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Don a cape and walk around laughing maniacally.

Pretty much this, but I would add a top hat and handle bar mustache. Actually I think that I am going to do that anyway.

And tie anyone who can fix it to the railroad tracks. Sounds like a fun plan after breaking the internet.

 

[Crimsane]

Yeah, I'd probably be like "buuuuuuh? the fuck did I do?" for at least a few minutes after the message popped up. After that, I'd probably find somewhere to hide from the lonely people who rely on social networking sites for e-friends and people who can't fap without the internet.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

Don a cape and walk around laughing maniacally.

Pretty much this, but I would add a top hat and handle bar mustache. Actually I think that I am going to do that anyway.

And tie anyone who can fix it to the railroad tracks. Sounds like a fun plan after breaking the internet.

That is pretty much a necessity for anyone wearing a cap, top hat, and handle bar mustache. Even if I can't find anyone that can fix it, I will still just look for a random damsel and put her in distress.

 

[Sevre]

Head underground. Not really underground in that cool way I mean literally dig my own grave.

 

[dadadahahaha]

When I get blamed, play the race card.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Cool! I broke teh internetz!Bow down to the all mighty internetz breaker or I shall break you!

 

[Kollega]

If i would break the Internet,i would announce that it is my fault via television,then,while being followed by millions of enraged nerds with torches and pitchforks,head to Black Sea (closest location of navy base),jack a submarine,and head to FoOd77's secret bunker under the sea. Then,only threat would be attack of nerds dressed as Big Daddies.

If i knew who broke the Internet,i would tell(again,via TV)all enraged nerds to assemble in some place,then i would kidnap the guy responsible for breaking the Internet,and drop him off in said place. HILARITY ENSUES.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

If I was directly responsible for breaking the internet, I would probably secure my house with sandbags and gun turrets, seeing as every 4Chan user would be out to kill me.

 

[The Hairminator]

I would be famous and be in talkshows. 'The man who broke the internet' Then i suppose i would get killed by the horde of raging nerds.

 

[AngloDoom]

I'd probably develop an active social-life, become healthier, and find a hobby.

That or explode from boredom.

 

[adibsin]

i wud build anotha internet

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I'd claim I am able to fix it if paid a 50 million dollar ransom.

If someone else did it, I'd find them, and eat them.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I didn't do it, I swear! It was like that when I got there!! I was dead at the time!

 

[Azraellod]

if i was trying to break the internet and that came up, i would be surprised that it actually worked. if i wasn't trying, i would shrug and think, "now, how can i fix this?". then i would fail at it.

the person who broke the internet... id tell them to fix it or i will see to it that their life is miserable. a bit of a hollow threat right now really... oh wait, i can just tell the rest of you who did it. that'll work... oh right, i cant because there is no internet.