Well done, YOU broke the internet...

[Fritzvalt]

I'd call tech support. Let them handle it.

 

[War Penguin]

I'd run as fast as I can to Australia. Actually, now that I think about it, it won't be Australia because you'll know where I am.
So ain't telling where I'm going because you'll kill me. Ha. You can't find me.

 

[Get Jiggy]

I'd say "sorry" and then hide in a super-secret bunker that also happens to be at the bottom of the sea. I can't tell you where exactly it is though, because then I'd have to kill you.

Watch out for the big daddies, they like their porn too.

Well, it would appear I did not entirely think that plan through.. Fear not, I have a new, better plan: I shall dig a tunnel to the center of the moon.

Will you start digging from Earth to the Moon? Because that would be impressive, that and I think people will be alerted by an unauthorised space shuttle take off.

He wouldn't need a spaceshuttle, he has a tunnel.

 

[oneshotfinchy]

I'd pat myself on the back for a job well done.

 

[SpikeyGirl]

Wait a couple of days for some geeks to fix it or create a 'new' version

I would announce to the world that it was all my fault, and then I would get my evil laugh on.

I figure, if I somehow manage to break the internet, well, that's not a bad way to get into the history books.

I'd hate to have my epitaph state "Died at the hands of a few billion angry nerds," but what the hell.

Nah, the nerds would highjack your tombstone and put something like 'you [/internet] we [/yourlife]'

 

[Resistance205]

I would think to myself "Wow..I must be like the new Micheal Jackson, breaking the whole internet!" And then I would get my evil laugh on as I am ripped to shreds by millions of angry nerds.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

laugh manically! then run like hell.
if i found who ever had done it i'd probably just laugh at them as well for failing so hard

 

[RusticMonkey]

The gentlemen below is able to break the internet by merely talking about it. You can hear it in the background, if you listen closely...

 

[D_987]

What sort of question is that...?

I can't even begin to answer it because you can't break the internet, its impossible...

(I know its a joke, but I despise threads based off jokes...)

 

[MBurner 93]

Don a cape and walk around laughing maniacally.

Pretty much this, but I would add a top hat and handle bar mustache. Actually I think that I am going to do that anyway.

Don't forget the goatee. A goatee screams evil.

 

[ae86gamer]

I'd say, "Finally, now I'm one step closer to taking over the world. [Insert evil laugh here]"

As for what I'd do to the person to the internet.. I'd hire them and make them break more things that are important.

 

[yankeefan19]

I'd say "sorry" and then hide in a super-secret bunker that also happens to be at the bottom of the sea. I can't tell you where exactly it is though, because then I'd have to kill you.

Watch out for the big daddies, they like their porn too.

Well, it would appear I did not entirely think that plan through.. Fear not, I have a new, better plan: I shall dig a tunnel to the center of the moon.

But we would now know that you are going to the center of the moon, and therefor you can be hunted if you break the internets.

 

[bjj hero]

I'd question how the hell I broke the internet, since I think it's impossible for one person to do that.

I have it on good authority that if you type google into google it will break the internet.

Best quote ever, it never gets old.

Use it ever chance you get, I do.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I wouldn't tell anyone that I did it.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

If someone broke the internet that someone would most likely be God.

 

[Kodolb.]

If I broke the internet and the window popped up saying so.

I would say something like "Oh.... Kay... ...." and just sit there staring at the message thinking about the advantages and disadvantages of this,.. situtation.

Advantages:
- Any homework related to computers don't need to be completed. Excuse? I broke internet.
- If a group of thugs are coming at you just shout "I BROKE THE F***IN' INTERNET AND I'M GONNA BREAK YOU IF YOU COME NEAR MEH!" yes that'll put some fear in their eyes.
- Bragging Rights
- Increased Popularity throughout the world
- Being a legend and have just marked yourself a place in history.
- Making Uncle Sam Happy, and since Hardcore FPS gamers having no internet access, they'll join the US Army.

Disses:
- Some people will try to eat the me. (while a few shall praise)
- Endless Hordes of WOW players throughout the world will try and kill me.
- Probably will get assassinated one day.
- Won't ever become an internet meme, because its broken.
Finally..
- I won't get to watch another Episode of Zero Punctuation..

My actions against a person who broke the internet?

drop him/her a crowbar. saying "Goodluck out there buddy, you're gonna need it"

 

[j0z]

If I broke it I would go steal a boat, sail out to The Island and hope that anyone else that gets stuck there was not someone who loved the internet.
If someone else broke it... well, I would grab my pitchfork and torch and go storm their house.