Well done, YOU broke the internet...

[BlueTomfoolery]

Duct-tape.

 

[SpikeyGirl]

In some karmatic event, all the people who whine on myspace would somehow find where I live and whine to me about all their problems, including the internet being gone.

Though if someone else broke the internet:

My actions against a person who broke the internet?

drop him/her a crowbar. saying "Goodluck out there buddy, you're gonna need it" then open a can of cider, sit back and watch only wishing there was still youtube to post a video of this on

Fixed

 

[Mozared]

I'd probably ROTFLOL. No pun intended.

 

[slipknot4]

I'd be proud of myself, write a book, hide in a underground vault until Grid comes out...
http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2001/03/42230

 

[lacktheknack]

I'd question how the hell I broke the internet, since I think it's impossible for one person to do that.

Michael Jackson almost did.

I would immediately hire a ridiculously good PR agent, and focus on the fact that I've freed the WOW population. Then I would promptly be eaten.

And if someone else did, I would glare at them very angrily for about three weeks.

 

[nova18]

I think that if I broke the Internet, people wouldn't realize I did it.
What with having no way to google "Who broke the internet?"

If I knew how to fix it, I'd ransom it back, site by site, starting with the most pointless sites and working my way up to google, myspace, hotmail and porn.

If I had no idea how to fix it, I'd probably have a minutes silence and then play some games. SINGLE PLAYER GAMES.

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

I'd question how the hell I broke the internet, since I think it's impossible for one person to do that.

I have it on good authority that if you type google into google it will break the internet.

Oh come on, you seriously telling me that no-one has ever tried that. Here, I'm doing it n*CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE!*

 

[Arehexes]

If I broke it I would re-program it so my face appers with this message "Haha your internetz is now mine lamzorz".

Second I would find im and ask him to teach me his ways.

 

[Kinguendo]

I'd say "sorry" and then hide in a super-secret bunker that also happens to be at the bottom of the sea. I can't tell you where exactly it is though, because then I'd have to kill you.

Watch out for the big daddies, they like their porn too.

Well, it would appear I did not entirely think that plan through.. Fear not, I have a new, better plan: I shall dig a tunnel to the center of the moon.

Will you start digging from Earth to the Moon? Because that would be impressive, that and I think people will be alerted by an unauthorised space shuttle take off.

He wouldn't need a spaceshuttle, he has a tunnel.

Thats was the point of my question, cos' if he isnt digging from Earth they would see the shuttle to get to the Moon.

 

[GrinningManiac]

I'd question how he got hold of me, as without the internet, my computer is isolated, as is EVERYONES.

Now if he'd Faxed me, I'd question what the hell a fax machine is doing in my house, but then I'd feel guilty

 

[Cid Silverwing]

I'd question how the hell I broke the internet, since I think it's impossible for one person to do that.

Unless you launched a global-scale virus that would destroy all the hard drives.

 

[Danny Ocean]

I'd say, "Finally, now I'm one step closer to taking over the world. [Insert evil laugh here]"

As for what I'd do to the person to the internet.. I'd hire them and make them break more things that are important.

If you've broken the entire internet there won't be much of a world left to take over.

 

[ReZerO]

i'd be afraid of all of the hardcore WOW players, OMG they/re going to miss their raid times!
they'll probably come and LARP me to death.

 

[Kazturkey]

If I was directly responsible for breaking the internet, I would probably secure my house with sandbags and gun turrets, seeing as every 4Chan user would be out to kill me.

Breaking the internet would be an "Acceptable Loss" if it meant breaking that shithole. FOREVER.

 

[USSR]

I'd question how the hell I broke the internet, since I think it's impossible for one person to do that.

Michael Jackson somewhat broke the internet when he died.

 

[Panzer_God]

I would hire Morgan Freeman, I don't know what for yet but I could find something befitting both of those scenarios by hiring Morgan Freeman.

 

[Internet Kraken]

I'd question how the hell I broke the internet, since I think it's impossible for one person to do that.

Michael Jackson somewhat broke the internet when he died.

Good job, your about the third person who has said that.

 

[billybobby]

the message says its "probably" your fault, so i would blame jesus

edit: or say Michael Jackson died again... no offence Michael Jackson lovers

 

[messy]

I'd say "sorry" and then hide in a super-secret bunker that also happens to be at the bottom of the sea. I can't tell you where exactly it is though, because then I'd have to kill you.

Well we could always just google...oh fuck.

OT; go through mild shock, then delete my history, probably place some magnets of the hard drive/drill through it (to remove the proof) then pray they can't find me via my IP(maybe not the drill a bit obvious) . Then boot up the 360 "oh the internet's not working? I've been playing Bioshock all day"

 

[Charisma]

READ A BOOK, READ A BOOK, READ A MOTHERF***ING BOOK