My relationships are like car crashes, except more brutal and drawn out. First I've been interested in one girl for almost 4 years now. About a year ago, I got the great idea of asking her out, but I clearly stated that if she wasn't down, I'd still want to be her friend (we were really tight). Since then, the friendship disintegrated for a while, and is only now slowly rebuilding itself.
Now, this sounds almost like karma, I know, because 2 years ago, when I was dreaming about that one girl (but lacking the balls to say anything), I had a fling ended with me telling the other girl I was involved that I wasn't interested in her that way, and she hated me for a few months, same thing as the first girl, only now is our friendship patching itself back together.
Then, about a year ago, a third girl I met at a concert fell in love with me (she was only 15, and me 18, at the time), and I - like a retard - agreed to go out on a date with her. Soon I discovered I didn't want a relationship with her, and also that she was annoying, self-centred, and needy as hell, which I certainly couldn't deal with, I'd just picked up a night-shift job, and it was hard enough surviving, never-mind making sure I spent hours of every day with her. So, even though it was hard, I broke her heart too... Fuck I felt like a dick at that point... Until she started stalking me AND my friends via text and FB, then my goodwill towards her dried up.
Then I did the stupid thing and asked my friend I was attracted to out. I already told you how that went, and maybe it was karma paying me back for being a douche.
Finally, the conclusion to this epic rant/list of failures, 6 months ago, I tried hooking up with a "friend" who I barely knew, for casual sex. Partly to try to get the girl I wanted out of my mind, partly because I'm a 19 year old male, we don't say no. I couldn't get it up, and after about 15 minutes of embarrassment, I gave up and made up a pathetic excuse to leave.
Okay, I'm done, if you read that all, you're a champ.