Well...my house just got egged

[Chunko]

my town had an 8 o clock curfew last night (for people under 18) to prevent that from happening

as if 14-16 year olds are gonna listen to that.

well they did, this is the first year I haven't had my house tp'd

 

[Steeveeo]

Hide in the bushes with a garden hose with a high-velocity nozzle on it.

That way, when the eggs fly, you can soak and possibly damage the tossers, then clean the egg right off.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

I egged a house and your mother!

Oh I went there, stop whining and clean it off.. shit happens!

 

[Woodsey]

Who cares if they were 12? Just kick them in the back of the knees and say they tripped. No one'll know.

 

[CuervoJoe]

Hide in the bushes with a garden hose with a high-velocity nozzle on it.

That way, when the eggs fly, you can soak and possibly damage the tossers, then clean the egg right off.

Now that would be good. I'm gonna do that next year...
Thanks for the tip!

 

[Evil the White]

Wow, I'm glad people don't do that round here... too much.

 

[bjj hero]

I got egged last year. Me and a mate were walkng back with pizza and a truck drove past us throwing two eggs at use. They just missed him, he turned round and said "I think they just missed us..."

You and the OP got lucky. We used to do drivebys on pedestrians with MacDonalds milkshakes. Fun times. One pilot one door gunner in a beat up old golf.

It was the only reason to buy McD's milkshakes. They're horrible.

 

[dragontiers]

Um, if you were there and saw it happen, why didn't you just call the police. Then they can pick up the idiots who egged your house in broad daylight, and maybe put some good old fashioned Halloween fear into the punks.

 

[Tairan]

Um, if you were there and saw it happen, why didn't you just call the police. Then they can pick up the idiots who egged your house in broad daylight, and maybe put some good old fashioned Halloween fear into the punks.

cuz they legged it before i got a look at them

 

[Stoic raptor]

No one has done that yet. Wonder what I can do to defend my house, besides getting a gaurd dog. My hose isnt high pressurized, though it does have a strong jet.

 

[RetiarySword]

I think its time to excersize some:

 

[Hoppetussa]

I egged a house and your mother!

Oh I went there, stop whining and clean it off.. shit happens!

You, sir, should be kicked in the balls. What possibly good reason do you have to egg someones house?

 

[Distorted Stu]

No trick or treaters. But i did have kids throw stones at my window last week. "It wasnt mee!", stupid dicks

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

No.

The kids are scared of my house. It may have something to do with the rotting corpses hanging from the windows.

 

[Baby Eater]

that's why i have gun turrets disguised as lawn gnomes

 

[rokkolpo]

my town had an 8 o clock curfew last night (for people under 18) to prevent that from happening

as if 14-16 year olds are gonna listen to that.

You know that if they don't listen, they get arrested?

if i was in my own neighborhood completely in costume. yes i would still dare not listen.(i don't do so well with authorities)

if there are rules preventing me off the street, on the street i will be.

 

[Shoes]

Next time place claymores, that'll teach em

 

[rokkolpo]

my town had an 8 o clock curfew last night (for people under 18) to prevent that from happening

as if 14-16 year olds are gonna listen to that.

well they did, this is the first year I haven't had my house tp'd

i still can't imagine what could be fun about tp-ing. (probably thrill)

 

[ace_of_something]

My car was egged on halloween when I was parked in front of a friends house in high school. Twice in the same night.

 

[Parallel Streaks]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

Normally I would've applauded this, but now I've actually watched The Woodsman, I'm just going to think you're a bit of a jerk. No offense.

OT: No, because I answer the door in costume, give out good treats, and don't slip hypodermic needles in there. That's really all you need to do to stop shit like this, it's the cheapo's who pretend to not be home who get it.