I heard a storey about a buy who kept getting attacked at halloween by loads of kids in his area, so he bought 2 shotguns, loads of explosives and lots of buckets of flour, water and eggs and created a doom fortress from which he scared the bejesus out of anyone who came within 50 meters of his house, he wasn't ever scared again. he truly was an awesome person
( No kids were harmed in his trick but 1 did faint when a large bang went off and 2 managed to wet themselves when he came out in a hockey mask with 2 shotguns with blank shells)
If you can't do anything about it besides rinsing of the eggs you should start preparing for next year.
What do you need?
- Bushes. Anything else that is able to hide you without looking suspicious is also acceptable.
- A machine to channel your wrath.
Preferably one of the more powerful types
- A face to fear.
What to do?
-Plant the bushes on strategic places, make sure at least one bush-formation gives a lot of cover for both you and your equipment.
-Make sure you get your Hydro-Pump dispenser.
-Wait till Halloween.
-Place some Halloween decorations behind some smaller bushes.
-Await your enemy behind the bushes with your pressure washer.
-Strike when the enemy strikes.
-Rinse off the egg that did hit your house and go back inside as champion.
For the advanced do-it-yourselvers with plenty of money to spare, consider buying a few extra powerful high pressure engines (think firefighters).
Then set them up inside, lead their hoses to a distributor under your roof and set it up so it will give everything between your mailbox and the middle of the road a cold shower with the push of a button.
Finally wait for the little pests to stop before your house behind your window with your trigger-happy finger on the button.
Hah. No louts here, I'm glad to say.
Knowing my family, the house would still be covered in the dashed potential of chicken in mid-April. Then again, knowing the climate here, it actually wouldn't.
I must be gettin' old, because I hate the idea of trick or treating. But at least it gives the kids a night off from giving pensioners Columbian neckties...
No one has done that yet. Wonder what I can do to defend my house, besides getting a gaurd dog. My hose isnt high pressurized, though it does have a strong jet.
my house has been egged. once. i got hold of the guy responsible, and held his headd under the water until he gave in. (no, hes not dead) nobody has egged me since.
Yep just a second a go a bunch of kids just walked by while i was reading some post and i heard a loud bang on my window looked outside and there it was...a couple of eggs banged against my window any other storys thats happen to u please comment...
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