Well...my house just got egged

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USSR

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Set up a camera next Halloween, watch for them, if they repeat go outside and report to police.

Take screenshot of them on the security cam and give to the police and get them fined for destruction of your property.
 

BaldursBananaSoap

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Hah, I made an elaborate trap of death to get past if anyone wants to 'trick or treat' my house. People still try though, my sweets are good.
 

Stoic raptor

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elitepie931 said:
speidel28 said:
No one has done that yet. Wonder what I can do to defend my house, besides getting a gaurd dog. My hose isnt high pressurized, though it does have a strong jet.
I'm sure your hamster right there can whip alot of ass.
Shes a guinea pig. And she does kick ass.
 

lacktheknack

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My friend heard that his uncle's farm was going to be tricked instead of treated...

He's there with an airsoft shotgun right now.
 

-Orgasmatron-

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2012 Wont Happen said:
Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose
The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?
 

Dead Eye II

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just made some kids who where gona egg my house scamper lol

as soon as i yelled OI! they where off, they left there carton of eggs on my drive way, so it seemd right that i should chase them out of the street throwing the eggs at them, nailed one on the side of the head as well so im having a good halloween so far
 

orangebandguy

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You didn't chase them? Anyone with a nearby gardening tool looks threatening so use that to your advantage next time.
 

Malevolent Stranger

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I just chainsaw-chased two kids off my property. I went as leatherface this year, meaning I have a chainsaw handy.. Yes, with the chain attached.
 

EeveeElectro

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I wasn't at home, so we didn't get anything.
I dunno where my mum and her boyfriend are though. Maybe someone stole them.
 

Nouw

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Some guy in some place.

"Lets egg them!" Says the Xbox Live dickward.

The some guy runs out with a novelty plasma rifle saying

"GET OUTTA MAH HOUSE U NOOBS!!!!!"

In all seriousness: That never happened to me and never will. ( I hope)

OT: Better start cleaning!
 

mariosuperlative

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I want to know why vandalism like this seems to be deemed okay just because it's a certain day of the year. And trick or treat is insane. People have to buy chocolate and sweets (candy is such an annoying word) to avoid being mauled (not literally) by children.

Nobody eggs my house or comes trick-or-treating. It's just too damn rural for that.