Well that date was weird...
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There are so many strange people out there, now I feel weird for never having had a strange date. Maybe I'm good at spotting the weirdos?
Also, I can't for the life of me understand why you stuck through the entire date. I would have ditched him in the first car ride.
Also, I can't for the life of me understand why you stuck through the entire date. I would have ditched him in the first car ride.
They're very popular in the U.S., too. Especially among high school/college girls.Vault101 said:
The weirdest first date I ever had was a guy who introduced me to his friends on the first date and talked about how much fun we'd all have in the future. Bit too eager.
I would've gotten some peach cobbler though.
1) Where are you from because short gamer girls are my kryptonite. Sorry if that's weird.SaetonChapelle said:
2) Anything CAN happen but without common ground you're usually doomed.
3) He was trying to impress you. Or he's just full of himself. Or both.
4) The bath robes are a scarily obvious sex incentive
5) "bro"? He called you "bro"? Really? *sigh*
6) Probably a protein shake. With peaches. And muscles.
OT: I've never been on a serious "date" like that, so sorry. I just wanted to be relevant...
I have had a few.
The most notable one would have to be this girl i was dating in high school. We were pretty serious and it was getting toward the end of my senior year and she was going schizo about Prom. I asked her and she said yes. So being a working guy (Having a job at 17 working 12 hour shifts graves) I paid for everything because i had a bit of disposable income.
She shows up and asks if she and her 'friend' (a gentleman i haven't met before and knew nothing about) could use my bathroom to get ready.
Of course i say "you can, he cannot, as i don't know him"
She responds with random anger and storms into the bathroom, after trying to stealthily grope him, not realizing from that angle i missed... NOTHING. He sits on my couch and glares at me for the entire time, whipping a butterfly knife in and out, trying to intimidate while i sat in my chair, doing nothing really. (Besides texting my best friend, and requesting him to get over to my house)
She returns, 'ready' for prom. Picture this if you will:
I spent probably 200 bucks on her dress and shoes and accessories. It was a rental but i paid for the insurance and whatnot. She picked out the dress and everything and i merely paid for it.
Instead of using the hair straightener on her hair, she decided to burn holes in said dress. She had shredded the wonderfully crafted lower part til it looked like a cyberpunk fairy from a 90's cartoon show would wear.
She then rips the dress off, tells me i'm a selfish asshole, gives the random guy the sloppiest, most oddly sexual kiss right on my couch and they laugh and leave.
(I was able to return the dress and after apologizing profusely and telling the guy i'd pay full damages, he didn't charge me full price {400 extra dollars}. I managed to only have to pay an extra 100)
So yeah, my net profit for that 'date' was a ripped up dress, a trashed bathroom and a rather psychotic ex girlfriend, who i STILL, don't have any idea how i managed that one.
My buddy showed up, and we went bowling instead. He was such an awesome bro, he had a tux left over from a wedding and since i was mostly gussied up, we went bowling in tux's and ties. Probably the most fun I've had bowling ever.
The most notable one would have to be this girl i was dating in high school. We were pretty serious and it was getting toward the end of my senior year and she was going schizo about Prom. I asked her and she said yes. So being a working guy (Having a job at 17 working 12 hour shifts graves) I paid for everything because i had a bit of disposable income.
She shows up and asks if she and her 'friend' (a gentleman i haven't met before and knew nothing about) could use my bathroom to get ready.
Of course i say "you can, he cannot, as i don't know him"
She responds with random anger and storms into the bathroom, after trying to stealthily grope him, not realizing from that angle i missed... NOTHING. He sits on my couch and glares at me for the entire time, whipping a butterfly knife in and out, trying to intimidate while i sat in my chair, doing nothing really. (Besides texting my best friend, and requesting him to get over to my house)
She returns, 'ready' for prom. Picture this if you will:
I spent probably 200 bucks on her dress and shoes and accessories. It was a rental but i paid for the insurance and whatnot. She picked out the dress and everything and i merely paid for it.
Instead of using the hair straightener on her hair, she decided to burn holes in said dress. She had shredded the wonderfully crafted lower part til it looked like a cyberpunk fairy from a 90's cartoon show would wear.
She then rips the dress off, tells me i'm a selfish asshole, gives the random guy the sloppiest, most oddly sexual kiss right on my couch and they laugh and leave.
(I was able to return the dress and after apologizing profusely and telling the guy i'd pay full damages, he didn't charge me full price {400 extra dollars}. I managed to only have to pay an extra 100)
So yeah, my net profit for that 'date' was a ripped up dress, a trashed bathroom and a rather psychotic ex girlfriend, who i STILL, don't have any idea how i managed that one.
My buddy showed up, and we went bowling instead. He was such an awesome bro, he had a tux left over from a wedding and since i was mostly gussied up, we went bowling in tux's and ties. Probably the most fun I've had bowling ever.
unfortunately for me I AM THE WEIRD AWKWARD DATE. If you go on a date with me i guarantee that it will be filled with long awkward silences mixed with me avoiding eye contact as much as possible.
I've never dated... your story doesn't exactly entice me!
Seriously, that sounds like the worst date ever. When I read "matching bathrobes", ALL the alarms went off in my head. ALL of them.
Seriously, that sounds like the worst date ever. When I read "matching bathrobes", ALL the alarms went off in my head. ALL of them.
Creepy guy is creepy. Avoid him like plague, or use fire as anitbiotics to cure him 
My weirdest date isn't all that weird. I met a girl at my second high school during a writing club meeting. We worked together reviewing submissions for the literary magazine, editing, censoring, destroying and accepting various stories, songs, poems, insane scramblings of the mentally disturbed, etc. and started talking. We both shared various interests and by the end of the meetin had show eachother our own poems and stories and discovered that our styles and tastes meshed well. After a few more meetings and days out chilling with a mutual friend we decided to date. On our first date we did things of mutual interest (gaming, anime, scathing critiques of ancient Greek philosophical movements) and just chilled. Things got weird right about then. She started talking about children, our future, my converting to christianity, and how when we have sex she wanted me to call her "My little bunny" as she called me Daddy....
Then she made several aggressive sexual advances towards me. If Either of us had protection and she hadn't freaked me out with the talk of babies and daddy I'd have been all for it. But I was damned weirded out at the time. Then she broke down in tears for a couple hours.
Very weird date.
My weirdest date isn't all that weird. I met a girl at my second high school during a writing club meeting. We worked together reviewing submissions for the literary magazine, editing, censoring, destroying and accepting various stories, songs, poems, insane scramblings of the mentally disturbed, etc. and started talking. We both shared various interests and by the end of the meetin had show eachother our own poems and stories and discovered that our styles and tastes meshed well. After a few more meetings and days out chilling with a mutual friend we decided to date. On our first date we did things of mutual interest (gaming, anime, scathing critiques of ancient Greek philosophical movements) and just chilled. Things got weird right about then. She started talking about children, our future, my converting to christianity, and how when we have sex she wanted me to call her "My little bunny" as she called me Daddy....
Then she made several aggressive sexual advances towards me. If Either of us had protection and she hadn't freaked me out with the talk of babies and daddy I'd have been all for it. But I was damned weirded out at the time. Then she broke down in tears for a couple hours.
Very weird date.
Wanna date me? We can avoid eye contact together and get matching sunglasses so we can make even less eye contact!chaos order said:
Why on earth would you stay with him so long? I would have ditched him really quickly for how creepy he was being.
I haven't been on any "weird" dates, just uncomfortable ones. And my success rate with asking girls out in person is a whopping 0%. At this point a stranger is about as attractive to me as a blank wall.
I haven't been on any "weird" dates, just uncomfortable ones. And my success rate with asking girls out in person is a whopping 0%. At this point a stranger is about as attractive to me as a blank wall.
SUNGLASSES why didnt i think of that!Beffudled Sheep said:
captcha: Pepper pots ... i fucking wish
Because its so simple! The solution has been stealthily avoiding your eye contact for years! But now you knowchaos order said:
Sorry, never been on a date really.
Unless... going to a movie with a friend and both of us making fun of said movie counts.
Didn't go anywhere in any case. (mostly due to my own social incompetence, crippling shyness, and really... not much desire to date anyone to be honest. I'm a bit asexual, you see)
Unless... going to a movie with a friend and both of us making fun of said movie counts.
Didn't go anywhere in any case. (mostly due to my own social incompetence, crippling shyness, and really... not much desire to date anyone to be honest. I'm a bit asexual, you see)
Dude...That is brutal...you should have been sent home with a purple heart.Kyr Knightbane said:
that statement seems to imply ive been on many dates when in fact ive ever been on two, and one was set up by a friend against my will... now guess how old i am lolBeffudled Sheep said:Because its so simple! The solution has been stealthily avoiding your eye contact for years! But now you knowchaos order said:
I'm a little surprised though that you went along with it for that long. I'd have been out of there when he started talking about the piercings. I wonder how many female skeletons he has buried in his yard.
Never actually been on a date myself, so I have no fun stories like this one.
Never actually been on a date myself, so I have no fun stories like this one.
Oh my GOD that's weird. That guy's stalker material. If you know any rednecks, take refuge with them so they can fend him off if he comes back.
I've never had a girlfriend as such, but I did have a very good friends-with-benefits thing going on for a while. Then we peaceably parted ways because she found a guy she was actually interested in. Then we started up again. Then we stopped because we're terrible at keeping secrets and it became incredibly awkward in the dorm. It finally crashed and burned when someone asked "Hey, uh...are you guys fucking?" She got up and left, and the resulting text conversation read like a Greek tragedy written by a schizophrenic.
I've never had a girlfriend as such, but I did have a very good friends-with-benefits thing going on for a while. Then we peaceably parted ways because she found a guy she was actually interested in. Then we started up again. Then we stopped because we're terrible at keeping secrets and it became incredibly awkward in the dorm. It finally crashed and burned when someone asked "Hey, uh...are you guys fucking?" She got up and left, and the resulting text conversation read like a Greek tragedy written by a schizophrenic.