Westboro Baptist Chruch is coming to my town...

[MrCherry]

I'd love to see them come to my area in england... They wouldn't last 10 minuites with the people who want them dead... o.o

 

[God's Clown]

Bring a sign with a giant middle finger on it. If they show up, hold it up so it faces them.

 

[Adrian Neyland]

If god hates me, I don't want to go to heaven anyway, It'll be full of Catholics, eek.

 

[Hagi]

1. Obtain several Jackson's Chameleon [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson's_Chameleon].
2. Hire this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/112053-Man-Arrested-For-Trying-to-Split-the-Atom-at-Home] to perform genetic engineering and miniature atomic apocalypse on Chameleons.
3. Unleash newly created Deathclaws [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Deathclaw] near Westboro Baptist Church.
4. ?????
5. Profit.

 

[succundo]

Is it possible to sue them for mental torture?

 

[snakeakaossi]

What has worked in the past:
- find a couple of guys with cars
- search all motels for non-local numberplates, especially those from westboro's place
- double park your car, so they don't get to the funeral in time.

I can't find the link, but there was a newspaper article about the church and this was a succesfull method. If you do it right, everybody will happily pretend they didn't saw anything.

 

[Harlief]

Organize a counter-protest. If you can get enough people to protest against the Westboro Baptist Church people then maybe they'll just go away.

That sounds like a damned good idea. Spread the word, have a counter protest large enough to surround and absorb them. That way their message is completely drowned out by the messages of support and love coming from the counter-protesters... it'll be like WBC was never there.

 

[NotAPie]

Record a video of you punching one of them in the face.
Seriously, Fuck 'em.

 

[Doclector]

Turn up in space marine armour.
Name WBC as heretics. Or orks, really, they could be either.

You have gun owners in your town right? Blockade WBC from the area. Refuse them entry, say you won't have their intolerance and hate in your town.

 

[Beastialman]

Release rabid dogs within vicinity.

Dogs live outside the law.

Like a Judge Dredd with teeth.

 

[imnot]

My first impulse was to point out that you had plenty of time to bury antipersonnel mines.

So was my second. And my third. And my fourth....

I had to go through sixteen impulses before I found myself agreeing with TheRenaissanceMan's "counter-protest" idea. And that just BARELY came in ahead of what TheDarkEricDraven said.

Im not even kidding that is exactly my thought proccess!!!
TWINS!

OT: stnad next to them and start saying 'You smell ldelicious' in a creepy voice.
Have a knife and fork with you.

 

[Titan Buttons]

Release rabid dogs within vicinity.

Dogs live outside the law.

If a dog bites a person it has to be put down

OPersonal i think they should all have the living shit beaten out of them, but calling the cops to get them all arrested would probobly be more productive.

 

[The Stonker]

Get 50 guys to make out at the same time.
(and women)
Because rainbows fight evil everywere!

P.s. Bikers.

 

[Cipher1]

Get on facebook twitter what ever tell as many people as you can and organize a counter protest and for gods sake don't assault them these people make comfy living of lawsuits.

 

[Xaio30]

Bribe the towing companies and block off all the church's cars.

 

[ninetails593]

Damn I hate these retards, taking the retarded bias of ancient people, and turning it into more retardation. I'd say to report this to the police, even though it's their right to protest, NOBODY likes them, they'll end up in trouble one way or another.

 

[garbutt]

The biker group that got mentioned are called the Patriot Guard.

http://www.patriotguard.org/

Thats their website. My advice is invite 'em.