What advice would you to give aliens about humanity?

[Infernai]

1. Don't eat the Yellow snow

2. Don't try to enslave us: No seriously, we're the kind to rebel and rebel hard against any sort of forced authority even if it takes a while for it to happen.

3. Listen to any music by Susumu Hirasawa if you wanna get the best of modern earth music..no seriously, trust me on that.

My advice? Stay away for now, we got some shit we really need to sort out right now. Once we get our various political, economical, and social issues relatively settled we'll probably be alright, till then just discreetly steal the first and second season of MLP:FiM and run back home.

I'd also add that they also discreetly steal the manga Berserk...thus creating a flame-war amongst their race when they innevitably start drawing comparisons and discussing which is better. Then, watch and laugh as they destroy themselves! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Rumpsteak]

Don't run Windows OS on your ships. It didn't end well the last bunch that tried that.

 

[BleedingPride]

watch out for the religious nuts that think you're a demon. also avoid detroit. NOT a fun place.

 

[Lrbearclaw]

Aliens from who knows where have arrived to our solar system. They contact us with the intention of peaceful interaction between species. You are the ambassador selected as a liason between humanity and aliens, to learn from each other as much as you can.

What would be the first advice or warning about humanity you would give to the aliens to ease the interaction between species?

Move on, nothing to see here. Look for something more intelligent... like that stump.

 

[Blue_screen]

Probably some advice about how deeply territorial we are.

 

[Joccaren]

Just stay away for now. Its not worth interfering. Either we'll wipe ourselves out, and you don't have to waste troops and resources doing so, or we'll sort our shit out and you'll be able to welcome us to the galaxy as a better people. Either way, less effort and wasted time for you to just stay away and leave us be. You really don't want the shitstorm that'll start when people realize aliens exist and have contacted us.

 

[Korolev]

We have the capacity to do wonderful things, but we still have horrible instincts. Our primitive side is always fighting with our intellectual side, and sometimes it wins, which leads to bad things. We tend to focus on the short-term and not the long term. We are very good at adapting to new situations - this allows us to survive, but be warned, it means we could turn on you. Keep your distance until you know more about us.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

inb4 misanthropes.

Mostly harmless

Ninjas, the lot of you!

I'd advise them that most of us are pretty ok, please don't kill us all because a few of us are being arseholes. Unless the aliens have some kind of hive-mind malarkey going on then I'm sure they would understand. All this misanthropy bullshit is moronic and worth ignoring, too.

Also, none of this anal probing bullshit.

 

[Johnny Impact]

If there were the slightest chance of us harming them, I would say, turn around and go home. Humans are not, and possibly never will be, ready to talk to you.

If they were absurdly well protected -- personal force fields that stop nukes, crazy things like that -- I would tell them not to pay too much attention to the many and varied attempts upon their lives. Idiots and extremists do not speak for the race as a whole.

 

[lionsprey]

Could you come back in 2000 years? by then we should have calmed down or wiped ourself out.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

"Don't let the stupid ones ruin your view of us. In fact, go ahead and vaporize the relgious nuts. No one wil care."

 

[The Task Master]

If knowledge is power, we should not have it. We are capable of the worst evils because of it. It would be safer to destroy us and we would deserve it too, but in all this I still believe that all men have the capacity to do good I do not know if you would agree one way or the other but I have not given up hope for men, neither should you.

 

[Ytomyth]

Get out while you still can! And take me with you!

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

The human race is arrogant, ignorant, and are not generally accepting of change that affects them even remotely negatively.

You have your work cut out for you.

 

[templar1138a]

Agent K summed up [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kkCwFkOZoOY#t=12s] what I'd more-or-less tell them before advising they get as far from Earth as possible, or else some religious group or another will try to kill them as abominations against their god.

 

[Sacman]

Nothing good can come of this planet... better nuke us from orbit just to make sure...<.<

 

[Shadie777]

No matter what type of alien you are, no matter how you look. Know this, Humanity will try to have sex with you.

NO EXCEPTIONS!