what animal do you hate the most?

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I'd have to go with jellyfish, their long tentacles are hard to see until they touch and sting you. Thats not fun at all.
 
Spoonius

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Take a fucking guess.
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Oh, and Jellyfish too, creepy bastards.
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Jroo wuz heer said:
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Ticks. Ticks are the only animal I would honestly consider driving to extinction if I had the opportunity.

I think I have a phobia of them at this point, since they harassed me so much in my childhood. I liked playing in the forest, so all the little fuckers would come out and bite me. Of course you typically don't notice that since they are so small and slow. A few days later I would run my hand through my hair, and then feel a small bump. I'd touch the bump a few more times, hoping it wasn't what I thought I was. Of course it always was. Then my mom would get the tweezers and alcohol, and we'd spend 5+ minutes in the bathroom trying to dig the tick out of my scalp. Most of the time my mom would remove the body, only to find that the things fangs were still embedded in my skull. Another 5+ minutes in the bathroom.

Now that I'm older, I haven't been bitten by a tick in a long time since I'm much more paranoid about them. But the little bastards still find ways to annoy me. On a recent hike, I emerged from the brush then collapsed onto the grass, looking up at the beautiful blue sky as bird chirped off in the distance. Then I noticed about 5 ticks crawling on my pants and shoes. I went hysterical, and spent about 3 minutes making sure there wasn't a single tick anywhere on my body. This was actually entirely justified, since I found one embedded in my shoelaces right before I left. Aside from trying to bite me, ticks also bite my dog frequently.

Without any redeeming factors to name, ticks have earned nothing but bitter contempt from me. To top it all off, seeing a tick fully bloated with blood is a truly grotesque sight. So yeah, ticks such.
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I got one of those behind my ear once and had to spend 6 hours in the hospital with an I.V. in my arm so I wouldnt get lyme, and I had to get a bunch of shots behind my ear, and the skin around the bite started rotting...

so yeah ticks pretty much take the cake
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To anybody planning on joining the Australian Defence Force:
DO NOT GO TO KAPOOKA DURING SUMMER. The number of tics there is INSANE.

Also, during Leavers, I was bitten by a tic and my mate tried to burn it off with the ciggy lighter from his car (we didn't know much about them back then). He missed the bloody thing, and I still have a scar to show for it.
 
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I freaking hate Toads (and frogs to an almost equal extent). They creep me out and they are ugly as hell. I just hate toads...
 
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SilentBobsThoughts said:
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You have one guess.
God help you if you get it wrong, since such an obvious error would indicate that your brain is malfunctioning on a very basic level.
<color=white>It's whales. Yes. I CAN BE PREDICTABLE SOMETIMES!
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Why do you hate whales?
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Oh boy...I've said this quite a few times in the past, so you'll have to forgive me if I don't go into a great amount of detail here.
A pod of whales crushed the boat my family was on while we were on a pleasure cruise. Five of them simultaneously jumped onto the deck and broke the damn boat. I was the only survivor.
So I have a bit of a vendetta against them.
 
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Anything that scuttles. Which is basically a spider. God, I hate those bastards. I've been scared off an entire floor of my house because they seem to loove our basement. And it doesn't help that our carpet helps them blend in, and that they could look like a piece of fluff.
Spiders seriously are the bane of my existence.
 
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I only have one spot reserved in my heart. And it is dedicated to the animal known as dog.
 
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Ticks. Such a godawful and useless creature. After spending the past summer in the woods almost everyday, I have nothing but contempt for ticks. There is nothing worse than waking up and feeling a tick crawl out of your hair and onto your face.

Edit: Oh, and geese. Why? Because fuck geese, that's why.
 
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Neonbob said:
You have one guess.
God help you if you get it wrong, since such an obvious error would indicate that your brain is malfunctioning on a very basic level.
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....................... Is it buzzards?
 
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Komodo Dragons. I mean sure, they're badass, but they scare the crap out of me! Them and bears. If I ever run into one of them, I would start writing my will right there. And can someone explain to me why mosquitoes even exist?
 
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neoman10 said:
why do people hate spiders

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/cute-spider-6062-1231867814-3.jpg
how can you hate that?
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Awwww, look at da wittle spider...

Ahem...

I'd have to say that, if I hate any animal, it would have to be chimpanzees. They EAT BABIES!! Seriously, look it up.
 
Shirokurou

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My neighbor's weenie-dog. It barks at everything. It's been 10 years and it still barks at everything.
 
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