CoD fans and Portal fans.
Dialogue sample from CoD fan: SO LIEK, GUYS, I GOT A 720 DEGREE HEADSHOT WITH THE MXK1930 WITH ACOG SCOPE AND THEN, I LIKE TOTALLY KNIFED THIS DUDE AND I GOT A TACTICAL NUKE! THE MXK1930 IS WAY BETTER THAN THE KR752 BECAUSE THE OTHER GUN SUCKS.
Dialogue sample from a Portal fan: THE CAKE IS LIE THE CAKE IS LIE THE CAKE IS LIE THE CAKE IS LIE THE CAKE IS LIE THE CAKE IS LIE THE CAKE IS LIE THE CAKE IS LIE. WHAT'S THAT? YOU'RE BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP? WILL THERE BE CAKE? BECAUSE THEN IF THERE WASN'T CAKE THEN IT WOULD BE A LIE. IT'S FUNNY CAUSE THE CAKE IS A LIE IN PORTAL.
Keep in mind that my sample dialogue comes primarily from 12 to 15 year-olds.
*I am fully aware that the streams of nonsensical numbers that I listed are not real guns. To me they might might as well be because I don't care about, or want to care about guns. Listening to CoD fans talk is like reading a list of serial numbers out of a Sear's catalog. It drives me crazy.
I honestly like portal, and was satisfied with CoD: WaW, but if I hear one more person scream the cake is a lie, and I know for a fact that no cake was ever promised, or that a promised cake was delivered, I will strangle them with the power cables from their console of choice.