What are the weirdest/Funniest lines you heard in video games?

[sheogoraththemad]

we all know it

 

[The Austin]

"I still can't believe what you did to that Panda."
"Hey, someone's got to keep the species going."

Fuck you EA. Fuck. You.

 

[Malyc]

"itsa me! Mario!" from ass creed two.

Oh god, i forgot about that one, and it was with the perfect voice and everything... knda makes me wonder if the voice actor had been waiting his whole life to say that.

 

[me.vicky]

If you play Animal Crossing: Wild World long enough, almost everything starts to sound weird.

 

[Malyc]

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]'Fraid not. The one that really threw me was late mid game. I think it was with a quest giver, or possibly with Alvin. It was really mindbogglingly bizarre. A mixture of non-sequiter, illogical sentence structure and irrelevance.

Go back and play it or look for it online for us! Dude! Don't leave us hangin'!

Gah! No way! That would be like skimming through the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy, except instead of just skim reading, I'd have to stop every five minutes to stab a drowner in the nuts, and reload whenever a kikimore got the better of me.

Im currently playing through the enhanced edition, any idea what quest it was on?

 

[E-Penguin]

"You've probably figured that out now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble...
And out comes the intestines. And I skip ropes with them!"

Guess who.

 

[Tenkage]

we all know it

somewhere in the world, an English Teacher is crying

 

[RandallJohn]

"Let's play stick ball, I have the stick, you be the ball!" - TMNT

 

[Tenkage]

"Let's play stick ball, I have the stick, you be the ball!" - TMNT

*anime sweatdrop*

 

[The_End]

"Balls of brass, sir. Polished to the nth degree."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilbEgSSEAW0

 

[Cazza]

"This is going to Hell in a hand basket real fast!" - Bill from Left 4 Dead. I have no idea what he's reference with hand basket comes from. So it's weird for me.

 

[Stone Wera]

"I still can't believe what you did to that Panda."
"Hey, someone's got to keep the species going."

Fuck you EA. Fuck. You.

What game?

 

[Colonel Joson]

blood is the best lubricant

if anyone can tell me where that comes from ill be not too suprised it was a decent game.

The Suffering: Ties that bind, Of course ^_^. Creeper was rather... imtimidating.

 

[Tenkage]

"I still can't believe what you did to that Panda."
"Hey, someone's got to keep the species going."

Fuck you EA. Fuck. You.

What game?

got me, I've been trying to figure it out....

 

[Necromancer1991]

"I dreamt I was a moron" and "Chicken-wuss" from FFVIII

 

[The Austin]

"I still can't believe what you did to that Panda."
"Hey, someone's got to keep the species going."

Fuck you EA. Fuck. You.

What game?

Army of Two: The 40th Day.

 

[oplinger]

"And the reason is, because i'm the president of this great united states of america."

It's from Metal Wolf Chaos. Weirdest game ever, but it never made it out of japan. ..Wonder why.

 

[Tenkage]

"And the reason is, because i'm the president of this great united states of america."

It's from Metal Wolf Chaos. Weirdest game ever, but it never made it out of japan. ..Wonder why.

*anime sweatdrop*

 

[Tenkage]

I do know that the voice acting of Fable 2 can be weird and annoying....eh BUMP