What are the weirdest/Funniest lines you heard in video games?
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While Silent Hill: Homecoming wasn't a very good game, I think it takes the cake with Alex asking Travis for his shotgun and Travis responds, "How'bout I slap you and Kill you?"
Castle Shikigami 2 wins for me.
"I accept. I'm Kim of two homes and seven moms."
"Never forget the duty of an American. I pay taxes, work, and I always vote. I fight for freedom of this country. This fight is for Japan, for friendship."
"Hold me if I'm dying. And vice-versa okay?"
"When fights get hot, I may undress."
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
"You have two choices: A: Beaten then caught. B: Caught then beaten."
And so many more. The English dub was butchered to unbelievable levels. Just check youtube if you want more.
"I accept. I'm Kim of two homes and seven moms."
"Never forget the duty of an American. I pay taxes, work, and I always vote. I fight for freedom of this country. This fight is for Japan, for friendship."
"Hold me if I'm dying. And vice-versa okay?"
"When fights get hot, I may undress."
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
"You have two choices: A: Beaten then caught. B: Caught then beaten."
And so many more. The English dub was butchered to unbelievable levels. Just check youtube if you want more.
From The World Ends With You:
"I expect only the best from you, Mr. Higashizawa. Total player erasure."
"Fear not, Mr. Kitanji. You can rely on me. The proof is in the pudding. The pudding...of their doom."
"I expect only the best from you, Mr. Higashizawa. Total player erasure."
"Fear not, Mr. Kitanji. You can rely on me. The proof is in the pudding. The pudding...of their doom."
Yeah, these ones come to mind for me too.silversnake4133 said:
Though, that last one, is that from Okami? I swear I've heard it before...
Also, "Hey, Jack, how's the murdering going?"
Ouch. Just ouch. It wasn't weird, but it still sits with me. Rosemary says it and she sounds so vicious and evil. ._.
"I'm from the future, and I'm pretty sure there are no Demon Overlords...unless you count the recording companies."
Brutal Legend had some funny stuff.
Brutal Legend had some funny stuff.
Some stuff Glados says in Portal.
"You think you're doing some damage!? 2+2 is *buzzing noise*...10...in base four! I'M FINE!
"This isn't brave. It's murder. You don't even care do you? Did you hear me? I said you don't care."
"*cough cough* Neurotoxin. Choking. So deadly. hahaHAHAHAHAHA! Kidding. I could take a bath in this stuff, rub it right into my eyes, put it in cereal. Honestly, it's not deadly at all...to me. You, on the other hand, are going to find it's deadliness a lot less funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsSHzowUuzk
"You think you're doing some damage!? 2+2 is *buzzing noise*...10...in base four! I'M FINE!
"This isn't brave. It's murder. You don't even care do you? Did you hear me? I said you don't care."
"*cough cough* Neurotoxin. Choking. So deadly. hahaHAHAHAHAHA! Kidding. I could take a bath in this stuff, rub it right into my eyes, put it in cereal. Honestly, it's not deadly at all...to me. You, on the other hand, are going to find it's deadliness a lot less funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsSHzowUuzk