What are the weirdest/Funniest lines you heard in video games?

[Tenkage]

Everything from postal 2

Like what?

Are you gonna sign this petition or will it be your surviving family members.

Wow...now thats evil

 

[GoWithDAFro]

From The World Ends With You:
"I expect only the best from you, Mr. Higashizawa. Total player erasure."
"Fear not, Mr. Kitanji. You can rely on me. The proof is in the pudding. The pudding...of their doom."

Pudding of Doom?

And the guy was dead serious, too.

 

[Jamiemitsu]

"Just sit your ass down and drink your GODDAMN TEA!" -Final Fantasy VII

 

[Tenkage]

"Just sit your ass down and drink your GODDAMN TEA!" -Final Fantasy VII

0.o seriously that line happened....I never expected Final Fantasy to have a line like that

 

[Tenkage]

"Just sit your ass down and drink your GODDAMN TEA!" -Final Fantasy VII

0.o seriously that line happened....I never expected Final Fantasy to have a line like that

Well I looked it up, seems it did have a line like that, who knew...other then me and Jamieitsu

 

[DELTA x WOLF]

Gray Fox: Snake, be careful! There are Claymore mines around there. Use a Mine Detector!
Solid Snake: Who are you?

*****Gray Fox: Just call me "Deepthroat".****

 

[Tenkage]

Gray Fox: Snake, be careful! There are Claymore mines around there. Use a Mine Detector!
Solid Snake: Who are you?

*****Gray Fox: Just call me "Deepthroat".****

....dude....

 

[w-Jinksy]

"they're sinking cities with a giant worm!" gears of war 2
"ill scoop out yer eyes and piss in yer skull!" mount and blade/warband

these lines caught me off gaurd the first time i heard them and just made me wtf.

0.o dude....seriously dude ?!

seriously play M&B the bandits say it when you encounter them

What system? Though part of me doesn't want to hear that everytime I take on a bandit

its a pc game, and it doesnt happen every time only now and again thats why it took me off gaurd when i first encountered it cos i had been playing for a good few hours.

 

[Tenkage]

"they're sinking cities with a giant worm!" gears of war 2
"ill scoop out yer eyes and piss in yer skull!" mount and blade/warband

these lines caught me off gaurd the first time i heard them and just made me wtf.

0.o dude....seriously dude ?!

seriously play M&B the bandits say it when you encounter them

What system? Though part of me doesn't want to hear that everytime I take on a bandit

its a pc game, and it doesnt happen every time only now and again thats why it took me off gaurd when i first encountered it cos i had been playing for a good few hours.

AH well I'm a console gamer

 

[Theninja'skatana]

"Are you just going to stand there like a lemon?" from Fable

I can see no way in which this simile makes sense, how could a lemon even stand? and if it could how could you stand like one?

English phrase, mate. Lemon = Idiot.

That means my car is a piece of crap and stupid thanks english people!
"After this is over i'm gonna mate" said by resistance in half-life2(male or female)
I'm gonna kill you and use you to wipe my behind! 1st Red dead game
Any game with funny lines is good

 

[Nazz3]

We've managed to avoid drowning!

 

[PublicToast]

"Oh no you killed Yapflip! Or was it Flipyap? Well all I know is that we went to nipple academy together, and now he's dead." From a grunt in Halo 3.

 

[supermariner]

you better stand back mister cos i'm about to slash... ALL MY PRICES!

 

[Zorg Machine]

there's a 99.9% chance that I have been ninja'd but what the hell.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

Also, every time something is explained in any of the final fantasy games.

 

[Tenkage]

"Oh no you killed Yapflip! Or was it Flipyap? Well all I know is that we went to nipple academy together, and now he's dead." From a grunt in Halo 3.

I remember that one, I almost felt sorry for killing the Grunt, I mean when the guys you are shooting is named, it makes me feel bad

 

[oplinger]

"Jesus has drowned"

Playing Oregon Trail.

I'm not good with names, so we went with Jesus. (me and like 4 friends. We live exciting lives.)We never expected that...

 

[Tenkage]

"Jesus has drowned"

Playing Oregon Trail.

I'm not good with names, so we went with Jesus. (me and like 4 friends. We live exciting lives.)We never expected that...

Ok that is funny

 

[Tenkage]

I think I can add these games Safely, Any of the Three Zelda games and the Mario hotel Game on the CD-i...yeah, agree with me, OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!

 

[Ranorak]

The Thor in starcraft 2 is piloted by some "Strangely Familiar Governor" abs says "I am heavy metal"

Watch the video till the end, it's like the second last line