What are the weirdest/Funniest lines you heard in video games?

[Tenkage]

Halo 3 with the IWHBYD skull active

*Kill Brute 1*
Brute 2: "He was my lover!"

0.o uhhhhh moving right along....

 

[Tenkage]

What? No more funny lines?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Halo 3 with the IWHBYD skull active

*Kill Brute 1*
Brute 2: "He was my lover!"

0.o uhhhhh moving right along....

What? No more funny lines?

Come on, dude. Your topic has 9 pages, and you're still shamelessly bumping it? Show some class. I let my topics die when they stop being popular.

 

[Tenkage]

Halo 3 with the IWHBYD skull active

*Kill Brute 1*
Brute 2: "He was my lover!"

0.o uhhhhh moving right along....

What? No more funny lines?

Come on, dude. Your topic has 9 pages, and you're still shamelessly bumping it? Show some class. I let my topics die when they stop being popular.

...I refuse to let it die, I want to get that badge of having a topic that has 10000 views, I suppose I could do the whole, Refresh refresh refresh...but thats just lame....*sighs*

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

*steadily growing snip*

Aw, what the hell. It's already de-railed, anyway.

So how many more views do you need.........out of curiosity?

EDIT: Wait, can you even get that information? I don't know....I don't think so...

 

[Tenkage]

You can check the outside of the Forum, it will say how many posts and how many views...

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

oh wait,in descent 3 in the prison level,there was a part where a force field blocks your path and a robot voice says "HALT YOUR ASS!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Samoftherocks]

"Dilly dally, Shilly shally" - Final Fantasy X (or was it KH2)...either way Square Enix writes bad speak-making...

 

[Nico III]

Stronghold Crusader:
"Greetings, Lord Flying Poo!"

 

[Samoftherocks]

The cake is a lie!!!! I'm sure I've been ninja'd a few times.

For the benefit of me (and everyone else who doesn't know), WHAT GAME IS THIS FROM!?!?!?!

 

[Sev72]

There is some boss in WoW who says something about clean underwear when you kill him, it is odd.

Also, anything from HK-47, anything.

 

[Sev72]

The cake is a lie!!!! I'm sure I've been ninja'd a few times.

For the benefit of me (and everyone else who doesn't know), WHAT GAME IS THIS FROM!?!?!?!

Maybe I am having a stupid day, but if you are being serious it's Portal.

 

[Tenkage]

The cake is a lie!!!! I'm sure I've been ninja'd a few times.

For the benefit of me (and everyone else who doesn't know), WHAT GAME IS THIS FROM!?!?!?!

Portal, you are forced to go through these many challenges with the promise of cake...but it was a lie

 

[Tenkage]

I have no shame LOL

 

[ThatFanBoyGuy]

So many....

House of teh Dead Overkill-
"Why don't you under-motherf***ing-stand"!
"Stop calling me your father. I'm not your father, I just f***ed your mother."

Obscure Aftermath-
(after finding a gun)"So I won't be shooting my load tonight then, huh?" (to a girl)
Girl responds:"You just save your ammunition for later"
(Actually, there's a lot of good inuendos from this game)

 

[Tenkage]

So many....

House of teh Dead Overkill-
"Why don't you under-motherf***ing-stand"!
"Stop calling me your father. I'm not your father, I just f***ed your mother."

Obscure Aftermath-
(after finding a gun)"So I won't be shooting my load tonight then, huh?" (to a girl)
Girl responds:"You just save your ammunition for later"
(Actually, there's a lot of good inuendos from this game)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man that is funny

 

[Tenkage]

Like I said no shame LOL

 

[Terminate421]

Not the torettes guy part though.