What are Valves three big surprises?

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Mr. Socky

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Everybody knows that it's not going to be Half-Life Episode 3. I swear, at this point, it's almost a bigger joke than Duke Nukem: Forever (even excluding the fact that Duke is actually going to come out eventually).
 

brunothepig

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TF2 update seems unlikely, since we just got the Mannconomy update. Besides, they've never needed a big event to announce TF2 DLC before... Have they? Like everyone else, I'm hoping for HL2:Ep3.
A brand new title or something. The last one will probably be Portal 2's new release date, though not the date it will get released obviously.
 

bam13302

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what i hope
#1 new engine
#2 hl2e3
#3 portal 2 released sooner
what i expect
1# l4d3
2# l4d4
3# portal 2 pushed back
 

Twaddlefish

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snakeakaossi said:
One single true fact:

Duke Nukem Forever will be released before Half Life 2 episode 3
Oh...oh god...what have they done!?

Seriously, Ep3 has been so long in production now (seeing as Ep2 was one of Yahtzee's first ten videos) that I wouldn't be surprised if it manifested as Half Life 3.
 

Lukeydoodly

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They will actually start posting on their forums.
They make a new game engine, Source is very outdated.
They release xbox updates. Or rather, they straight up admit that they aren't.
 

TilMorrow

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There probably won't be any announcement of HL2 EP3 info. They'll probably wait till next year and say it will release on the 21 December 2012 :p

On-topic:
1. New crazyass portal 2 combat-puzzle multiplayer game
2. wasn't it League of Legends they bought? If so then better version of that released alongside new content for Alienswarm
3. L4D and L4D2 expansion pack that expands the story and takes you to europe, gives you new weapons and items as well as new infected. L4D in Shaun of the Dead style :). Or a GOTY of L4D2 that contains L4D1 as well as all the addons.
 

nuba km

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1. 2012 is a lie
2. the world implodes
3. orange box two which will contain half life 2 episode 3, Jesus and the general public accepting games as an art from.

next thing you know the world implodes.
 

C95J

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Oh god, if it's another L4D :(

I was completely happy with the first one. The best one.

I would still buy it though :) great games.
 

Dr.A

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CakeDragon said:
1) Half Life 3 will be released about December 1st, no hype whatsoever to create a media storm and absolute chaos in games stores and online
2) The world will now run on Valve time
3) A paper will be released existentially proving that the cake is, once and for all, not a lie
You know, I've been suspecting that Valve will release Episode 3 with little to no warning. Kind of funny though, because I then believe the world will stop spinning and won't start again until everyone has played it. Releasing it thus, in December, would be a smart move.
 

luke10123

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1. the recipe for the cake (and how to get it lovely and moist)
2. GLaDOS's spin-off
and...
3. a big half life announcement within the next 5-10 years (weather dependent)
 

RedDeadFred

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1. Left 4 dead 3
2. New Counterstrike?
3. Brand new game franchise.

One of the announcements could have something to do with Portal 2 though.
 

AnAngryMoose

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1) Fully operational Portal Gun for anyone who pre-orders Portal 2
2) TF2 updates for consoles
3) Ep. 3
 

Hgame

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Im guessing:

Left 4 Dead 3
Left 4 Dead 4: The Leftening
Left 4 Dead 5: The Deadening
 

Dylan Voyda

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They have one surprise that will act like two

Their first surprise is Hal-life 2 episode 3

The second is that Half-life 3 and Portal 3 will be the same game.
You will have to use the gravity gun and the portal gun at the same time.
 

TheScottishFella

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kman123 said:
A new engine, Team Fortress 3? I dunno. And something console related. Maybe Steam on consoles.

By no means will it be Half Life 3, Half Life Episode 3, or anything Half Life related. And you know what? I don't really care. Valve can do what they want. They're a damn good dev.
Ain't that the truth.
 

TheScottishFella

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Valve's three big surprises (didn't see anyone else do this. And I do like VALVe.)

1.Release DLC on time
2.Release Game on time.
3.Make us wait a couple more years for HL3 or whatever

I guess number 1 already happened, with the sacrafice.